Nicky

@netflix you’re a fucking joke. Why would you steam a sports game without having the ability to jump to live? I’m going to return a mail-in DVD but replace the cover with a scan of my nutsack

@dunkinhole @AlbanianKlay When I saw the first CUM I was like whatttt but then I saw the second CUM and I was like ohhhh

@AlbanianKlay @NickyNutsack dipping his toes into organized crime, solid

Okay, now this is a gang I can get behind!

@TallBlondeQB1 @owenmatthew96 @OmcPicks My Dad used to think I was gay and useless until I bought into this (proprietary) model. Now he thinks I’m rich and chill

@owenmatthew96 My relationship was on the edge until @OmcPicks now I can afford to fly my wife and her bf to Jamaica for a 4 day 3 night all inclusive paid vacation. Thank you🙏🏻🏈😎👍🏻🦃

I don’t know who this guy is but he just doubled my net worth

@AnniePosition4 @sulky80715248 Why not both

@sulky80715248 @NickyNutsack

stop doing computer science we need ROCKSTARS

Pussy got me clicking my heels together saying “hip hip hooray”

I always figured I would marry an innie pussy but I am open minded

@AnniePosition4 @AlbanianKlay Ughhhh self-cream pie… initiated!

@NickyNutsack I’m bricked up in the car w @AlbanianKlay one more pot hole and I’m gonna cream

I’m so horny that I get a half chub every time I look at my right hand

@LAXC_Official @dkaplan46 Holy moly now that’s the kind of spunk I needed today

.@dkaplan46 Hi hope all is well. Was checking out the Capital Region lacrosse scene and I see true potential. I mean you should have seen the loads these guys are blowing. Color: milky white. Volume: to die for. Really promising stuff. Will assume you agree, no need to respond

@AlbanianKlay @HDizzle100 @Daniel_Rapaport @AnniePosition4 @not_mikesburner Yeaahhhhh nobody was jerking him! But we tried. Yup we totally tried. Had his pants around his ankles runnin around totally nude, we were screaming Klay get backkkk here we want to make goo come out of your scrotum. But alas, couldn’t do it, too strong

@HDizzle100 @Daniel_Rapaport @AnniePosition4 @NickyNutsack @not_mikesburner

The scene here at Valhalla is unlike any I’ve seen on a golf course. Scottie going through warmup like normal, hitting shots with his training aid grip 6-iron. Pouring rain. People watching on in stunned silence. Scottie seems remarkably loose. Smiling, laughing.

@PoloniusMarcus In west village, right?

Just saw 2 of the hottest chicks ive ever seen within 50 steps from my apt. Pretty sick.

@not_mikesburner @AnniePosition4 We’re not dating but he knows that if we were i would rock his world

@TallBlondeQB1 @AlbanianKlay @AnniePosition4 @downbadcomment Wait which guy am I

@AlbanianKlay @AnniePosition4 @downbadcomment @NickyNutsack The next van halen, per source

bro sound defeated😭

@AnniePosition4 @airbagged Tame shit

@airbagged @NickyNutsack

Just failed on set 2 at the gym. I should NOT have jacked off this morning

@dunkinhole @NickAdamsinUSA Replace Bible with Hustler and I’m in

@NickAdamsinUSA @NickyNutsack

Put down the Fortnite controller. Put down the Elfbar. Put down the Juul. Pick up a damn Bible. Be a man.

@AtlantaFalcons @AnniePosition4 @YounghoeKoo @AnniePosition4 if you win this you can borrow my kicking tee so you can go practice extra points at Central Park 👍🏼🏈👨🏼

KOOOOOOO RT for a chance to win these signed @YounghoeKoo cleats ‼️ #ProBowlVote

Sean McDermott team meeting leaked

Burner reveal @TallBlondeQB1

I’m sick of using my penis for good, I want to use it for evil