Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷

@AlbanianKlay @MTA @NYCMayor Yep.

@PoloniusMarcus @MTA @NYCMayor Liberals

Hey @mta and @NYCMayor GO FUCK YOURSELF

Broke my land speed record today

Outdoor boys listens to stick figure…🐐

Reminder that Turtle is in Lone Survivor

32 degrees and snowing in Tennessee rn btw

Can hear my neighbor argue with her mother on the phone. I find it very funny that women cannot do this without raising their voice.

She accepted and messaged me

Just liked a coworker on hinge

Just blew my nose on the pot and diarrhea came out

Makes me upset when varney is out. He should not be allowed to take days off

Im in the trenches (second stall) fighting a grusome battle (poopin)

And you too @ATT, dont go thinking i forgot about you pricks

Hey @MTA FUCK YOU

Who the fuck signed me up for ACLU texts

6:42am****

Two things: I ran out of hinge likes for the day at 6:42 I just saw a construction dude ripping a poland spring bottle as a bubbler. Reminded me of high school and put a smile on my face

Id love to see the POV inside JD’s car of them cracking up at how hard they faked out these dumb libs. Look at them run across 🤣

Ive been bringing back snoop talk hard lately (substituting the ending of words with “izzle”) fo shizzle

@beanwhodreams Oh and i have now shat in all of the stalls on my floor’s bathroom. Checking important boxes!

@beanwhodreams Im having fun

Today marks 1 month at new job👍