Nicolette

@alexcaul I HATED RAY

@alexcaul Let’s have a photoshoot when I come home with different outfits that way we’ll be stacked for years to come

@alexcaul A twinkly BOP. Grab a case of pbr and cigs and I’m there

Why did it take me so long to get into Haim deep cuts

@saramoziejko Your self control is insane. I don’t think I could’ve resisted belting it out ESPECIALLY if I was with you. Poor Quinn would be banned from dance class

Went to McDonald’s for after work dinner instead of Wendy’s. What a rookie mistake. Does the delicious spicy Diet Coke make up for the dry Big Mac and cold fries? Idk

@conorbroberst NOT VAGUE ANYMORE BABAY

making vague plans to visit @NicoletteBloom this summer and starting to feel something again???

Tony Soprano crying to "Class of 2013" by Mitski

@alexcaul Omg yes oat milk is my fav but I had no idea you could use it in Mac and cheese! This is life changing

@alexcaul Wait you can use oat milk for Mac and cheese....

@AskTarget I was moving on to the next step of my chair. I unpacked the right arm from the foam and it is damaged. I’m halfway done....

@pmcpmcpmc111 @alexcaul Yes but I can only talk about the below deck franchises

@alexcaul i am honored. if i go stir crazy enough over summer break/ tire of voice memos, would you and @NicoletteBloom come on it, too??

the world does not need another bravo podcaster and i know this so instead i just make silly little voice memos to myself for all my thoughts bc there are too many for my little brain to contain this is art for art’s sake they are only to be released posthumously

Tonight at work a man told me I had “mean eyes.” I’m glad he feared me.

to whoever made this: fuck.

"Blue Lives Matter" only ever meant Black lives don't.

@blissful_tomato Thank u

@blissful_tomato CONGRATS!!!

@blissful_tomato Looks like your spelling has not gotten better

@conorbroberst I miss the Italian subs and soups from boozel express

wow I miss the sugar cookies with sprinkles from boozel