Nigel Terry

Come on @Allianz sort our travel insurance claim instead of splitting hairs and stalling. Disgraceful service 😡

@anon_opin I didn't realise we were obliged to listen/watch any of them..🤷‍♂️

The best football podcasts and YouTube shows are the ones made by, and featuring fans. This recent explosion of podcasts featuring a couple of ex-pros all swapping anecdotes and going on each others shows is pure tedium.

@fesshole And can't do maths, very well.🤷‍♂️

I earn over £90k a year and have thousands each month in disposable income. I've discovered that wanting things made me happier than the means to have them.

@Pragjag @anon_opin Believe me, a good designer frame is in a different league to a Speccies budget range frame. The quality of material is a world apart.

@anon_opin How else is everyone meant to know that the wearer paid 200 quid for frames that are otherwise indistinguishable from Specsavers bargain range?

Stop putting logos on the side of spectacles. Who wants the side of their face badging like the back of a Hyundai?!?

@anon_opin Easy to grow your own. Nothing tastier than a fresh picked one.

Tomatoes available in UK and Irish shops are largely tasteless. The continental Europeans are keeping all the tasty toms to themselves and this should be addressed at governmental level.

@anon_opin Who drives into a parking space anyway.? Reverse in, like a normal person, that way you can see if its occupied or not, as you pull just past it.🤷‍♂️

Short cars should be made to have tall roof aerials with a flag attached so that other drivers in a car park can see a space is filled before starting to turn into the space.

@PylonPenwortham @fesshole No he didnt. You ain't connecting to any network above about 4000ft.

@fesshole My mate did that a few years ago. When he got the next month's bill he had connected to three networks as they flew over different countries, cost him quite a few quid. He didn't do it again.

Just went an entire flight without having airplane mode on. No casualties reported.

@HTraze @fesshole Not if its plugged into the USB,it doesn't.

@fesshole The permanent search for an LTE Signal will drain your battery quickly

@cryptomuchwow @Jenny_1884 Your bag goes out the window then, if i need the seat.

@Jenny_1884 There are only 3 exceptions those are 2 and the last would be an elderly woman. My bag gets a seat before anyone else.

Would you give your seat up on a train/bus for a disabled person & a pregnant lady?

@Ralph_Hapschatt @anon_opin Yep. And that house will be worth about 750k.

@anon_opin Certainly. £250k at 4% interest for 25 years is going to cost you £400k thereabouts.

Your house isn't an asset. It's a liability. You'll always need to live somewhere.

@anon_opin Whatever idiot decided to make a bun with a big hole in the middle, needs sectioning. They have to be the most useless way to serve a sandwich filling.

Bagels are delicious, especially warm from a good bakery. But what's even better is that because there's so much chew in them, eating them burns twice as many calories as they contain. I'm going on a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel diet.

@BazaritoDorito @mjrharris

@mjrharris But didn't you hear? They worked harder than anyone else ever, they deserve to live for free 😂

So a teacher earning 35k, renting, with 3 kids doesn't get a payment to heat their home But a pensioner who owns their home on the same money does? Cool story bro.

@mjrharris The elderly are at home for longer periods and generally use much more energy to stay warm in winter. Working people are out at work all day so their heating bills are far less. Not rocket science, is it.🤷‍♂️

@benjyminty @anon_opin Roadlords is free

@anon_opin They do. But they cost more, and companies don't buy them. Reform would call this efficiency, even after their drivers crash into bridges.

Trucks and HGVs should have thier own version of satnav. Just because a route is quicker for a car, doesn't mean it's suitable for that massive fucking thing.

@reacttoyeallows @anon_opin Roadlords is free..

@anon_opin They do. It’s expensive.

@anon_opin You don't have to keep kno king back pints, you know. You can actually not have one.

You should be able to find out exactly what time a band is coming on stage at every gig. But they won't tell you because they want you stuck in the venue paying £10 a pint.

@anon_opin It isn't real life, you know. Its TV, it doesnt have to make sense

The writers of BAFTA-nominated Ludwig should just admit that they stole the idea wholesale from Monk, the only difference being that their rationale for their hero being accepted by the Police is utterly unbelievable.

@anon_opin We dont have a house number.🤷‍♂️

People who don't put a number on their house are cunts. Especially on country roads.

Imagine being 17th in the League and doing this for winning the losers’ European trophy…. comical.

@anon_opin 'Would have' thicko

Back to the Future would of been better if Marty had shagged his mum and turned out to be his own dad.