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@Aaronrclancy Was it before or after you shot her into space? 😂

Guysss! I feel bad! Wasn’t supposed to be that serious! I def shot her an apology

@Marktaur48 I love E and Sloan is a babe 🤷🏼‍♀️

Who is the best character in Entourage?

@michaeldgookin Damn I’ve been thinking about Sarku weekly for years 😅

Why does going to the mall to eat chicken teriyaki from the food court sound so sexy to me

@koolie63 @_AlexGookin He’s not joking 🤷🏼‍♀️

@_AlexGookin I wrote my sermon and everything the morning of Dillons wedding 😬

I'm officiating my friend's wedding tomorrow and it only occurred to me yesterday that I'm not 100% positive how to pronounce her new last name, so now I get to ask a bride 31 hours before her wedding a question I should already know the answer to because she needs that stress.

@ashsandwine My boss and I discussed this today 🤷🏼‍♀️

Has anyone else been having super vivid dreams again? I’ve been tossing and turning all night due to them and having to wake myself up because they feel so real.

@_AlexGookin Breadaux is catering our wedding...when we get to have a wedding 🤷🏼‍♀️

fantasizing about breadeaux pizza wbu

@danamelcher Why is Mt. Pleasant SPOT ON 😂

just gonna leave this here

@ashsandwine Was it like an actual tour bus by chance? 🤔

As I was walking out of my small town Walmart tonight a literal bus full of hot guys were walking in. I guess that place isn’t so terrible all of the time after all.

@_AlexGookin Our phones went off at the same time, he said “oh no it’s gookin” I desperately cried “I KNOW ITS NOT A FULL MOON” 😭

happy Valentine’s Day to you all, but especially to a special selection of my Snapchat friends

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, reply with the first Always Sunny quote that comes to mind. DO NOT read the replies before you do.

@CharlieDayQuote Get blasted in the mouth!

Never got the retweets I deserved

@dillyfry09 Lol these are freaking me out

(724): Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend

The Weeknd – Party Monster – CultureLeak cultureleak.com/2016/11/18/the… via @CultureLeak