Nikki Knight

@GreggsOfficial £8.30 for a basic meal deal??? Really?!

@MichaelRosenYes Nothing can match the pleasure of seeing your grandchildren eat from the plates and bowls that your grown up children used, Thomas is everyone’s favourite! Xx

That thing where you dig out a spoon from the drawer to eat your cereal and you realise that it's a Donald Duck spoon you got for your adult offspring when they were four. You carry on and eat your cereal with it.

@DreyfusJames @rickygervais I live in Reading! Could be worse, you could have ended up in Slough! 😂

Tipped off the train & marooned in Reading… Fucking Reading… @rickygervais any lazy leisure activities you’d recommend…?

@premierinn Does the plus in a premier plus room mean dirt? #disappointed not worth the extra cost in Weymouth sadly

@fesshole It broke my heart having to say goodbye to Charlie (profile pic) and there is no way I’d have let him go without me being there for him. 2 of my boys were there too.

Vet here, if you bring in your beloved pet for it's final time and you walk out of the room, we do judge you, the fear in that pets eyes when you leave it is worse than the actual euthanasia. I waive the fee for owners that stay. It's not often enough though.

@British_Airways why do we pay for window aisle seats for you to change them completely both trips! We can’t even upgrade as the website doesn’t work! First plane diverted too! Not a fun first flight together!

A message I received from my 26 yr old son @MichaelRosenYes ! Happy Birthday you legend! Xx

@themiltonjones Just get well, sending love. Go kicks it’s arse, join the club no one wants to join but us arsebeaters rock! You’ve got this, and don’t write off a bike, there are lots of padded saddles on the market! Xx

I'm so sorry about this, but I need to announce the cancellation of several dates from my ongoing Ha!Milton Tour. Ticket holders for the cancelled shows will be contacted directly by the venue box office.

@Don_deeWil @fesshole I’ve come here to say the same! I have ADHD and no door is safe!! I don’t even realise!!

@fesshole ADHD written all over it and would’ve been obvious before you moved in. Son does this.

Stayed the week at my bf's for the first time and I'm seriously rethinking our relationship. He can't close a fucking door. Bathroom, cupboards, kitchen, wardrobe, fridge. Told him it drove me nuts, he thinks I'm joking.

@Richard89163656 @sarajcox My eldest (now nearly 32) did this EVERY TIME at about the same age!! She was sneaky and thought it hilarious when everyone came to a sudden halt and had to climb the stairs I couldn’t get her off quick enough!! 😂

@sarajcox Three year old son pushed the bright red button at the bottom of the escalator in a well known department store. Fortunately nobody injured! Richard in Wimbledon.

Was there a thing - a switch, a gadget, an animal, an ornament, an expensive item you were told to NOT touch. Under no circumstances. Then you did? Maybe you were young, maybe it was last week at work. Did it break? Did you panic? All deets please!

Doesn’t take a @geniusfoods genius to see this isn’t right! Every slice broken!!! What a waste of gf cash!!! Well my toast this morning will definitely be gf, and free of anything else too!

@GMB @IcelandFoods I spent a few years supporting prisoners and their families, giving them jobs gives a reason to rehabilitate. I’ll continue to support Iceland whilst they support prisoners. For some this will be the first time they’ve felt like they are worthy.

@IcelandFoods please can you stock gluten free foods?!

@ChildrenHandS This is powerful xx

Children with a parent in prison often face a backlash from the community, suffering from shame, stigma and social isolation. These children have done nothing wrong, and are completely innocent of their parent's crime. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲: If you would like to support group activities, bringing children with a parent in prison together to connect and have fun, please do donate to our Christmas Fundraiser. crowdfunder.co.uk/p/support-chil…

@IcelandFoods think there is an issue with your ‘chicken strips’ they are tasting more like fish than chicken!!! #wrongpackaging?

@AldiUK @Specsavers Nope! Being back the colour!!

Do we just need a trip to @specsavers or are you guys seeing this too?

@JaneyGodley Sending love xx

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her. The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

@BritishBakeOff I wanted Nelly to win 😞 she made the show

“I entered as an ash girl and I become a phoenix. I would recommend anyone who is not confident, who doesn’t believe in themselves to really come and try because they changed my life. It was an amazing experience." – Nelly. #GBBO

Anyone know how @JaneyGodley is doing please? Xx

@DogsTrust @DT_WestCalder Hope you have a spoilt life like our rescue Mia

Let's start the weekend with some positive vibes ✨ Perdue at @DT_WestCalder has found a forever home! Help her celebrate with a good luck message in the comments 💛