Look at you now

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

Real man calls out sassy men who celebrate Klay cheating on Megan Thee Stallion he says they never have that energy for white supremacy

Tell em go around Minnesota Avenue in DC right near the McDonald’s and the Church’s chicken with this exact same energy if he want some REAL content

My friend has a cat that caught 27 mice in one night, then arranged them like this all by himself, as if to show off his achievement.

El mensaje es claro, las personas se pelean por dos bebidas que saben exactamente igual

I know yall don’t wanna hear this but, they should take away monetizing from social media. Cuz yall don’t even use it to be social no more. Just to get attention by any means necessary