Austin Kimble™

what @thebigD_54 and I do when we go to Menards 😂

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

there is literally not a single other food youtuber doing it like this guy. If you don't know abut Joe you would never in a million years guess how the video goes after he gets his order taken.

The final trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released. In theaters on July 31.

Rewinding the clock to the golden era of Team Xtreme. 🕥 Jeff Hardy ’00 is arriving soon with the premium track of Ringside Pass Season 4! #WWE2K26

Doomsday arrives December 18th. Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: fandango.com/avengersdoomsd…

friend told me to download @MLBTheShow I decided to go to walmart and pick it up for $20 cheaper (it is on amazon as well) buy physical. @PlayStation only wants your money

Bizarro living a peaceful life as an ice cream vendor and handing giant ice cream to the kid was already adorable, but seeing Superman on the big screen and excitedly saying, "My friend!" was too cute #MyAdventuresWithSuperman

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

Matt Hardy responds to fans criticizing The Hardys’ entrance in WWE 2K26: “I like my stuff. I saw a lot of people were b*tching about Jeff’s. They just like, ‘Oh, the juke isn’t right’ or whatever. Still, I showed it to my wife and I was just like, ‘What do you think of this?’ She said, ‘Oh my God. That’s incredible. It looks like a video.’ They emulated the entrance that we did when we wrestled the No Quarter Catch Crew in Cincinnati at the NXT show. I liked it a lot. I thought it was really good. You know, these people online, they’re malcontents. You can’t make them happy. It is what it is.” (The Extreme Life of Matt Hardy)

“Yeah I took the day off I didn’t wanna breath in the bad air”

Vin Baker says working at Starbucks after making $100,000,000 in the NBA became one of the best years of his life “So many articles came out saying, ‘NBA player made $100 million, now working at Starbucks.’” “To be perfectly honest, it was one of the best years of my life.” “I was happy that I was sober.” “I was waking up every morning not needing alcohol or drugs.” “I was actually doing the job.” “I’d close the store at 11:30 at night and be back at 4 in the morning to open it.” “It disciplined me.” “Going from an All-NBA player to being a Starbucks manager takes a level of humility.”

Y ya sacaron el primer clip

Kyle Kuzma? The voice of reason?

Y’all paid 120 and up for this game. Speak your minds because these mfs are being lazy w this shit. An old ass Matt Hardy w his retro Them song, Incorrect Titantron, & with a current Tna entrance.

Yo what happened to FUN. They just dropped the theme of 2011 and disappeared?

GATOR'S BITCHES BETTER BE USING JIMMIES This scene is an all timer Will Ferrell in The Other Guys was just a victory lap performance

We are spending billions to find a home in the stars, while completely abandoning the one right under our feet. Woody Harrelson: We need to get off the dinosaur thing as soon as possible. It continues to fuck us. We're only in Venezuela, Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan because of the oil. Harrison Ford: Look at how much money is going into space. If you could find a planet with an atmosphere, gravity, water, developed societies, and hundreds of languages, surely you'd want to go there. Well, you're already there. That's your home. Why are you wasting all this money going to space?

"You used to be able to make dinner in the kitchen with the TV in the other room and you would know who would be coming out to the ring" "Now i just don't think it's like that at all" - Jim Johnston speaks on the current state of Theme songs in Pro Wrestling. (The False Face)

@Rhyhello an old friend of mine used to deal 🍃 and had a “client” break into his home at gunpoint while he was sleeping with his wife and kid in the house. he wasn’t wearing clothes and said he ran at him full force nude and it scared the guy off 💀

My long term belief you can outfreak a shooter has been validated

Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal in a new stop-motion promo for ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ 🕷️