JBrew

@CatFlixer Epic

@MeasuredLevels @timelesssports_ Yao

@timelesssports_ Idk anyone who could decently guard shaq. Was there anyone?

Still can’t believe Shaq did this to David Robinson… (1998)

@LFleezy23 🙏

Cancer surgery for this guy tomorrow. He is asking for all the prayers.

@RobertMSterling Did you forget to sign up for our rewards program?

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

@cryptobeastreal Let’s get it

@cabelo_escobar F3ERnvsU6PZpd5NrfRYMUYhCgsXM8oyf2T6R1Fmoz9ue LFG

@running_guy @DynastyDorks We have a rule you must field a lineup

Sleezy, yes. Dirty, yes. FairPlay, absolutely! All of that said, I seriously consider changing bylaws to never allow that level of tomfoolery again. Collusion is much too big a word to use for this situation, as it was strategic play to benefit each of their teams, while another was impacted negatively, but sleezy, 💯!!

Two Players Benched their lineups to forced a tie so they could make the playoffs. Blocked playoffs for another team Thoughts?

@elonmusk @boringcompany lol

The @boringcompany could do it for 1000X less money

@iamnot_elon Yes

@talktometay 💯

this is my girlfriend the second i put on a movie i'm excited to show her 😭💀😂

@elonmuskADO A

@rev_felix @AndreaKatSTL 😂😂😂

@AndreaKatSTL Is she single? I wonder if her mom is in a book club...

UPDATE: Hannah Barron has responded. Beautiful, gracious young lady. (📱 via hannahbarron96 on Instagram)

I’m currently sitting at my house with no power, due to lack of payment. I’m 40 years old, and this has never happened to me in my life. It is embarrassing to admit on the Internet for the world to see, and I’m not proud of it, but it is my current reality. I can pay in a few days, and I’ll be fine, but please walk with me for a moment - if you will… I apologize to those of you who’ve heard this story before, but I feel it’s necessary to recap the last year, to explain what I’m currently doing, and why I’m doing it. On February 2, of 2023, I was fired for refusing to wear a mask. This happened at a residential construction site, where the homeowner did not currently live. It was a five-story multi million dollar home, overlooking the palace of fine arts and the Golden Gate bridge - in Pacific Heights of San Francisco. I’d been on this site for months, and there was no mask mandate. They - all of the sudden - decided to impose one, and I refused. This got me thrown off the job site and fired. I made a video about it. It went viral, and Tucker Carlson’s booking agent contacted me. I ended up on Tucker the next day with my lawyer, and now friend, Tracy Henderson.@CalParentsUnion. Since then, I seem to have been completely blacklisted from my career of 18 years in A/V - residential and commercial. I worked directly for some of the top tech executives in the Bay Area, names you know, and for these same tech companies as well. Now, I’ve been turned down to be an apprentice tree climber. I’ve been turned down for entry level technician positions at dozens of A/V companies. I was turned down for an A/V supervisor position at a local Christian organization recently. I was even refused a job as a grocery store clerk. It’s become very clear that I’m being discriminated against because of my Tucker Carlson appearance, my online presence, my opinions, and arguably my ethnicity, gender, and sexual orientation. This is a major problem and it goes against everything I was taught was right, being raised as a California, by a Californian. For evidence of that type of discrimination, just look at Mark Cuban‘s admitted hiring practices. For all these reasons, I’ve decided to run for California State Senate. Something has gone very wrong in California, and people behaved very poorly the last few years. -Medical freedom has disappeared. -Ethnicity, sex, and sexual orientation have becomes factors when hiring. -Gender ideology is being taught in schools without parental consent. -Boys are being told they can become girls, and they’re being allowed to compete against them in sports and share their locker rooms. -Crime is through the roof. -Drug addicts and homeless are everywhere. -Fentanyl dealers can deal openly on the streets. -Citizens have been disarmed and left unable to defend themselves. -The police can’t defend citizens. -Energy, fuel, and housing prices are through the roof, and all of this is because of bad policy. It is very clear that California politicians are not representing us, the middle class, and they haven’t represented us for a very long time. In my recent interview with KSBW, I was asked about my lack of experience being a politician. I found that laughable. What experience would you prefer? Someone with a multi million dollar net worth, who receives contributions from super PACs and special interest groups, has been a career politician for longer than I’ve been alive, and has voted yes on every bad policy mentioned above? Or would you prefer a California native, middle-class tradesmen, who sacrificed his entire career to stand up to the madness taking place in our great state? The people I’m running against will do nothing but continue the active destruction of California. If you let me, I will stand in everyone’s way, and I don’t care what it costs me. Let me fight for you. Let me fight for us. Vote for #Oxford2024 California State Senate - District 17. Thanks for reading.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@itstylersays 😮

@Exconvictguy That razor gonna get you years.

Making a prison phone charger with commissary supplies

@adamstatonsmith @Craig_Martin1 @JustinJDean @TheJacobTurner They’re missing a letter (m)

@Craig_Martin1 @JustinJDean @TheJacobTurner I think you’re missing a zero

Edwin Castro won $2,040,000,000 playing the Powerball last year. He chose the lump sum payment which after Federal tax withholding netted him roughly $628,500,000. What he has done since then is everything you read not to do: 👇👇👇 He purchased a $25,500,000 home a month after winning. He purchased a $4,000,000 property near where he bought the ticket. He most recently purchased a $47,000,000 home overlooking Los Angeles. That is $76,000,000 of homes for those keeping track. In addition, he is reportedly rolling around in high-priced antique sports cars. The even crazier part is he might be able to afford this current lifestyle. Let's assume a withdrawal rate of 3% and assume he has invested the rest of the money in a diversified portfolio. (Probably not but play along) This would potentially allow him to spend $16,575,000 per year without dipping into the principal. His burn on his houses with maintenance, insurance, and property taxes is somewhere between 2-3 million a year based on my estimates. This could still leave him north of $1,000,000 a month for his lifestyle. This leads me to one of the best road trip questions. What would you buy if you won the Powerball?

@shahh Food stamps

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

“To know the future… look to the past.”