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@NUFCcook Merson still unable to pronounce any name harder than smith.

Literally just poxy little cbd gummies and you’ve got cracked out psychopaths saying it’s cured tumours and all sorts What a business

It’s so funny that every single ‘celebrity’ that advertises for supreme CBD looks so fucked up, and in most cases is pretty fucked up

@DudespostingWs Bob is the goat tbf

@toonchants After Uli Hoeneß comments: To the tune of 'Sway' (Crying In Turin) 🎵 We can hear them crying in Munich, Woltemade, he’s six foot six, One chat with Eddie Howe and he said wow, Fuck off Bayern, I'm a geordie now! LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaaa LaLaLa LaLaLaaa.... #NUFC @toonchants

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Gear, you say.

Oi dickhead, we are just about to hit 2nd gear @Keir_Starmer

@NUFCEdge Blokes in the wrong profession spent the whole game diving around crying.

▶️ Embarrassing from Wolves' Mosquera, this 😆 #nufc

@NUFC7890 No idea how Vitor Pereira has the cheek to cryarse about yellow cards in his presser.

@NoContextITK How have VAR looked at that and not given anything, Gomes was pushing his look all day like you just said

Premier league referees everyone. Var checked it and agreed with the referees call. Mosquera looking at Barnes and not the ball, infact the balls going past him and he doesn’t realise as he’s that focused on bringing Barnes down. Should have been off. Disgusting. #NUFC

@geordiejosh @FrancisChipp going to whole new lengths with this one 😂

🚨 A school in Dumfries, Scotland, confirms that they’ve been advised by Newcastle United & Northumbria Polica NOT to attend today’s match against Wolves due to safety concerns…

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@hardchipsjr383 @EpicNNG 9800X3D & 7900 XT been playing for three hours on 4K with most things set to very high & have averaged 80fps - found it very stable tbh, no crashes at all - one stutter is as bad as it got. You will undoubtedly outperform me so I think you'll be good!

@EpicNNG What FPS will I be looking at on 5080/9800X3D? I’d ideally like to play in 4k if possible but I seen some people saying like 70 FPS in 1440p.

First impressions of performance Not great.

@paigeordie I mean I don't want to say you haven't lived but...you haven't lived.

I’ve just asked my brother what the point of Football Manager is and I think I’m about to be launched out a window

@I_amMukhtar This is all so very weird.

UKIP leader Nick Tenconi has declared war. This clip is actually funny, though. He tries to fake cry.

@realMaalouf terrible acting this like.

A group of Islamists tear apart, set fire to, and urinate on the British flag. “This is our country now! There’s nothing you can do about it. Allahu Akbar!” What kind of mental illness is this?

@Jack_Rogers97 Ever seen bowling for columbine? Arms & America are almost inseparable, economically & culturally it's scary tbh.

How many more shooting have to happen in that shithole of a country for them to finally realise they need to ban gun licenses. Decades this has been gone on for and nothing has ever happened to prevent it. Absolute dog shit country man.

@paarsons @CraigIrvine93 Already is, we've had 2 MP's murdered in recent years.

@CraigIrvine93 It’ll not be long until this stuff is happening here.

Regardless what you think of his opinions, a 31 year old devout Christian has been murdered in broad daylight during a Q&A. His wife will now mother 2 children alone for the rest of her life, all because someone didn’t agree with the stuff he said. America is fucked.

🚨💬 Jacob Ramsey tells me Eddie Howe was one of the biggest reasons for him joining #NUFC “Since Eddie joined Newcastle I haven’t heard one person speak badly of him. In the media he comes across really well. “I looked at the team and saw Tino, Anthony Gordon and Lewis Hall - and he’s made them all better players. “When I found out Eddie Howe wanted me in his team, I immediately thought Eddie Howe will improve me.” 🤝 Eddie Howe hands down the best business Newcastle Utd have done since the takeover - Amanda Staveley said as much on the High Performance Podcast this week.

Karma 😂 #NUFC

@NUFCblogcouk @ToonPolls

Who starts on Saturday? #NUFC | @ToonPolls

@Kadesh86 @theoldzealand Yeah if they make that a fun experience it could really add to the game. There's still lots of things they could have done that will make it really exciting, scouting, set pieces, tactics, interactions with players & agents could all benefit from revamps.

@NoContextITK @theoldzealand it would be great to have international management

Curious to hear everyone’s thoughts on this