Noah

not the big tokyo the little tokyo

My expectations were low but it was actually funny and campy as fuck

stop that train was actually good?

@DiscordAddamsX @fckkmycomputer noted, officially deinfluenced LMFAOO

@Noahxanders @fckkmycomputer It’s honestly such low odds for male nipples to heal well. The pay off is not ever worth it haha. I’ve had mine done 3 seperate times. With no luck

Having a nipple piercing is not for the weak it hurts so bad omg

@goldcross01 thank youuu

@Noahxanders such a baddie

rarely use Snapchat so whenever someone adds me and we message more than 5 times they end up on my BF list which is embarrassing

@namemitchell thank you!!! 🥹

@Noahxanders Ugh you legit always look so cool

@tylerhatake 🤭🤭

@Noahxanders 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@andryiglesias thank youuu

@Noahxanders hot af

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

@andrezvillegaz Clocked me

@Noahxanders oh your roots must be from jalisco, mx

half Mexican but can’t tan for shit 🫩

the gay urge to resist posting a thirst trap on twitter

This is about bumble bffs

some of yall really need to learn how to ask a question. I feel like I’m conducting an interview

I want a pen pal

@h0leopard I only have main

@Noahxanders on main??

@brokenepobaby I do my best

@Noahxanders performative male final boss

Made a joke that I’m illiterate on my instagram story and people are taking me seriously