Johnny Gone
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How great is President Trump!
Taking time out of his busy day, to show support for that great American Jaxson Dart, who was attacked by his radicalized leftist teammate Abdul Carter!
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She’s sitting on a broom 🧹 isn’t she?
Tosca Austen@ToscaAusten
What’s going on with Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger’s hands? 👀 That intense, locked death grip is hard to ignore. I can’t stop looking at it. Is she nervous? Tense about taxes? Why does she always look like she’s one wrong question away from going full attack mode?
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@ericmmatheny You said the same thing about all the others until they wised up.
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This guy is a legend. Had one massive hit in 1990 and has created a lifelong career from it.
Genuinely good guy.
And even after 36 years, I can still remember every word to Ice Ice Baby.
Gina Milan@ginamilan_
Vanilla Ice is right. It’s not about political parties — it’s about loving America and celebrating the greatest country on Earth. God bless this man. 🙏🇺🇸
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If there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, why doesn’t James Talarico just come out?
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Had Jaxson Dart beat up his girlfriend instead of introducing the President, Abdul Carter wouldn't have said a word about it!
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Here was Donald Trump today as he was driven to his golf club!
What do you notice of him?
(Roberto Schmidt/Getty)
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@RobSchneider He doesn’t know who you are, as hard as you try midget
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Hey, Bobby…
How’s that New Islamic Communist Wannabe wealth taxing Mayor of New York working out for you?!
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs
Robert De Niro on Donald Trump: "He’s a punk. He’s a dog. He’s a pig. He’s a con. A bullshit artist. A mutt who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Doesn’t do his homework. Doesn’t care. Doesn’t pay his taxes. He’s an idiot."
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@RescuedDogs77 @GrahamAllen He has and her name is Lindsay Graham
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@GrahamAllen If Trump got a BJ in the White House, you'd all be calling him a man with needs, laugh and call him a legend, so stop pretending you actually care about the people's house.
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Your husband DEFILED the people’s house.
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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@shanrocksnwa @HillaryClinton Sir, you look like you need a haircut
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Your husband got a BJ in the Oval Office by an intern then banged her with a cigar. Sit this one out. @HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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@KristySwansonXO When did your brain turn to mush. This isn’t about 250. This is all about 285lbs. You know it but just don’t have the courage to admit it.
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@ScottBaio It’s great to brag but you acting like she’ll be on tour is laughable. I’m a plus 2.3 and have zero chance competing professionally.
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She played all of those with a serious wrist injury, but okay. Now post her verified USGA handicap!
Mack Turner@MackKel39482939
@ScottBaio Face it - she's a 10 handicap average golfer - if she was what you crack her up to be she would be in a major college program
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Your husband used an intern as a humidor in the White House, so maybe just sit this one out.
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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Collins: Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?
Jennings: I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news
Collins: There is literally a memo
Jennings: I'm not in the middle of who they're inviting or how they're inviting….
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@ZGBG321 @briantylercohen @jamestalarico When you know you don’t have an answer, you say something like this ball gagger.
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@briantylercohen @jamestalarico I bet “she” has bigger hands than he does. 🍆
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Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @JamesTalarico’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍
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@CarlHigbie Dude, if anyone looks like he’s given a blow job, it’s you.
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Didn’t your husband get a blow job in the oval office… Maybe sit this one out
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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@LangmanVince Bret dropped out because of Leftists threating him and his family, including his children.
I don't blame him.
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Fun fact: The last time Bret Michaels had a top-10 single:
1. Ronald Reagan was president.
2. The Motorola Bag Phone was the hot new cell phone.
3. JD Vance was 4 years old!
Imagine being this irrelevant!
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