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Apparently, these 2idioms are incomplete and the full versions are: 1. Curiosity killed that cat, but satisfaction brought it back. 2. Jack of all trades, master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one. I am relieved to know now

Please don't using billing to spoil our friendship. I have 5 siblings on my neck already. ❤️

A working Nigeria would be a nightmare for a lot of Nigerians tbh

@asher_khan_ People want to work in government offices so they can escape their duties. Even young people are not different from those old folks. Resume work by 10/11am and by 2/3pm they're already closing

A Very Nigerian Problem We Need To Talk About I was on a vetting task last week to verify the certificate of a graduate currently undergoing military training. Simple task, right? Just confirm if the person truly graduated.

@kingsuleiman27 "things wey men dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until woman talk am”

If you catch your wife cheating on you, just forgive her, talk to her about it, and be patient with her. She’ll change as time goes on. And also check yourself, maybe there’s something you’re not doing right, that’s why she’s cheating.

@Cyybar @Ebus255 @Teeniiola This is the point. We are all choosy with different foods and that's okay. Condemning someone for eating something is where I draw the line.

@NomSamuels @Ebus255 @Teeniiola I love how you backed up your point. I don’t really like pork (I do it once in a while), but I don’t think I should start condemning it. Most people love it, except Muslims, which is understandable.

She brought an entire pig home just to prepare dinner for herself and her family. This is beyond impressive, how did she even pull this off? 😳👏

@commando_skiipz He didn't tell you he has Facebook?

There’s a guy in my area who I strongly suspect has been monitoring my movements for a while. I rarely leave my house during the week, except to quickly pick up a few items from a nearby mall. Sometime last month, he noticed my gate was open as I was driving out and immediately rushed over to me. He said, “Good evening boss, I’ve been meaning to talk to you. I’m a very hardworking guy. In fact, among all the guys around here, I’m the only one who is serious. Abeg give me any update for your side…” I was confused by what he meant. I told him he was probably mistaken about the kind of work I do, and that I was in a hurry, so we could talk some other time. On another day, he saw me again and quickly asked for my number. I gave it to him. Immediately after, he said, “I’ll message you on WhatsApp, you’ll see it, a foreign number.” A few minutes later, I received a message from a +1 number with a white woman’s display picture, which I ignored. At this point, I’m convinced he isn’t the only person in the neighborhood making assumptions. To them, a young guy who doesn’t dress up and commute every morning around 6am by bus, yet has solar panels and Starlink installed, must be into fraud. A very stupid mentality.

@charlesdgreat1 @ABUJAPLUG It's crazy. People think you're unserious with your life.

@NomSamuels @ABUJAPLUG Atleast you were not spending tp going to ppa for 6months

@charlesdgreat1 @ABUJAPLUG Nysc kept making a mistake addressing the GS of the PPA I insisted on. Whenever it was updated, it came with a new date and you could clear if your posting letter was less than a month old.

@NomSamuels @ABUJAPLUG 6 months doing what na, how were you signing monthly clearance?

@charlesdgreat1 @ABUJAPLUG This 😂 Even when you know someone there sef it may be hard. Took me 6 months

@ABUJAPLUG After they recommend do you know someone there to help you get accepted

@ABUJAPLUG Everybody is not on twitter to find Elon's funds

@seyedele Even the people saying that know the actual one those people ask of. Don't let anyone gaslight you. All the people who have asked me in this area were referring to fraud that's why I need to leave here asap

My street cred is actually in the dustbin. It’s today I’m just knowing that if someone asks you for online update, he’s actually talking about cybersecurity courses. I’m honestly so sorry guys 🙏🏾

@AndrewOmonefe @ABUJAPLUG Which part of dutse please Can I see too?

@ABUJAPLUG There is a vacant self con in dutse. You would love it.

Around 2012, I was struggling to find my place in tech. Then Facebook posted a photo of its engineering team and I saw a Black engineer who looked like me. I later learned he was Nigerian. His name was Ola. That moment made the dream feel possible. I kept that photo as my screensaver for 3+ years. Every time I felt like quitting, I reminded myself:
“If he can do it, why not me?” Today, @ola works at OpenAI. And after 14 years, I finally get to meet him. You never know who’s watching you…
Or whose life you’re changing just by showing up.

@ABUJAPLUG Kubwa or dutse too Their light is fair

@ABUJAPLUG You can check Dawaki, lugbe You don't have an option near city center.

@Msmenalicious They did something like this to me at unijos village hostel gate. Different story but I caught when you said you gave him your phone. Never again

So this morning, I was heading home and took a keke to a bus stop. I alighted from the keke and a guy walked up to me saying "you are wearing grey and black. There are some boys waiting to shoot you because you are wearing cultist colors" I got scared as I heard "shoot" and that was how he engaged me in a conversation. He started asking if I have anything 77 on my number or email address. I said No. He asked for my email address and I gave him an old email I don't use any more. He asked for my DOB and I gave him a wrong date. Then he said he has to go through my phone to be sure I was not lying. I was confused because why? So he said people in the area are looking at me as they killed a pregnant woman that wore the same color yesterday. The mistake I made was handing my phone over to him. He made me trek from Mass burial ground area to Canoe and said I should use my left hand to hold N500. He directed me to a woman selling ogogoro to go buy for his boss as the boss also called to threaten me. All the while, my phone was still with him. I don't even stay around that area and so I didn't understand what was happening. Before I could cross the road to go buy the ogogoro, the guy holding my phone disappeared. I have activated lost mode on the Iphone and blocked my account. I'm so livid right now..

@Nonycutie1 Yes We broke up online too😭

So few years ago, I met a guy online and we became friends and later became lovers. He was in SA but I knew his place in Nkpor Anambra state. We dated online for like 2yrs and I lost interest. Before he came back to Nigeria, we already quarrelled and I moved on. I never met him in person. Our relationship started and ended online. Till this moment as I type, I never saw him😂 Have you had such experience?

@ABUJAPLUG Hii

@seyedele Nobody has asked you "where you dey bomb?" It's annoying

One of the dangerous things about our society now is that people who see you and to them you appear to be doing well, somehow resolve that you have to be into fraud. Random, unexpected message from the guy that painted my house. It’s extremely worrisome.