James Damon

@titansplayers1 @OCwaves_ @Viralvid_89 Hope they trashed the place when they left and made you clean it up 😭

@OCwaves_ @Viralvid_89 You would sue me? ..if you rented from me and you were a trash tenant.? You were probably like my last tenant who thought the rent price and due date was just a suggestion

Landlady karen

@titansplayers1 @dsixtools @Viralvid_89 You shouldn't rent your place then fuck boy

@dsixtools @Viralvid_89 I mean, I dont have to rent out my place, but if I offer it and someone bites, how is that my fault

@BLASTorBLESS @TwinkBukowski Truly an inspiration. Would create the entire show in-house then send it directly to FX. Absolute creative freedom, that did not happen then or since.

@TwinkBukowski I rewatched Louie recently. Even with all the fat self-loathing loser progressive whining it's funnier and of a much higher quality than most of the garbage today - especially considering he wrote, directed, edited, and starred in every episode.

Tuesday - Louis CK Louie is 58 now but moves like he's 85. He's got the darkest thickest under-eye bags I've ever seen, they're even apparent from below. He will not make it to 70 and if he does he will be so physically repulsive he won't even have to tell jokes any more — which is a shame because in my opinion he's the greatest living stand up by far. I am sick and tired of pretending there's any competition in this genre. This was the THIRD time I had heard him do this set, which barely cracks his top ten hours, and I was laughing my ass off the entire time. EVEN WITH THIS LOUD DRUNK BITCH BESIDE ME.. it made me realize how formulaic Shane Gillis and every other big up-and-comer feels in comparison right now, like they're all rolling off a conveyor belt at the comedy factory where you take a PREMISE, add a PUNCHLINE, and a CALL BACK, with THREE TAGS, and mechanically deploy this stuff over and over with no real through-line or heart in it at all. Louie is relentlessly personal and so his sets evolve with him. I saw him for the first time last year in Indianapolis, and was "severely disappointed." He seemed stilted, nervous, coasting on absurdist buzzword shit tailored for drunken simpletons. He'd say "Vagina" with no context and these hicks would lose their minds. I drove 4 hours to see him that day and couldn’t believe how empty his material was. Jokes that could’ve been written by anybody. There was one prick of personal truth — when he talked about putting his Dad away in a Home. He's been writing about his absentee father his whole life. It’s obviously a great source of anxiety and frustration. So it's no surprise that he leaned in to that thread, sharpened it over the course of the tour, and now the whole set circles around this theme of aging: "All my fat friends are dead. If you have a friend that's older than 50 you should say goodbye." Says big tall egg-shaped Louie, who looks like two Carlins combined. My date was way too drunk to appreciate the occasion. We were in front row seats at the Hollywood Bowl. She bought them for us at dinner, 1 hour before. Different Asian girl from Monday. She had never been to a stand up show in her life, and so she didn't really "get" comedy, and she wouldn't stop fucking talking. Pulling her phone out and texting God knows who. The security guy whose job it was to prevent me from climbing on stage and whipping my cock out had to reprimand her: "Please put your phone away" in the middle of the set. I could not believe it. We're here in the front row beneath the GOAT and he's KILLING, in a stadium of 20,000, and you're texting on your god damn phone? Who? Who could it be? It was a homeless guy from reddit. Not me, a different homeless guy. At one point she actually asked if she could step out and do some blow. I said are you kidding? There's like 10 minutes left, just shut the fuck up and enjoy it. I'm starting to worry that females can't appreciate stand up like I can. Overall rating: 9/10. He’s probably gonna die soon but for now he’s still got it. Mark Normand tonight, Dave Chappelle Thursday, Mulaney Friday.

@SpaceShip_Joe @apollovwrld That nas album can go tho, in all honesty.

@apollovwrld Through his phone away and casually made like 5 classic albums

When Ye was locked in with making beats during the Wyoming era 🔥 “For anyone who’s tried to text or call me in the past 2 weeks, I got rid of that phone so I could focus on these albums”

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story. When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement. It's the world's laziest status symbol. The starter kit is always the same: *A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago. *A gun they'll never actually need. *A Bible they've never actually read. *And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their.... Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard? FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody. He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior! And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it..... I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

@Hehatemecuh @mfd00mbr Real af

@mfd00mbr It's supposed to be distorted because that's how it sounds to a bitch when she over you

once a guy on reddit really figured out the Runaway outro lyrics he used reverse engineering, isolated the outro vocals from the instrumental, and visually analyzed the spectrogram to differentiate the words. the outro is absolutely brilliant, the vocals were strategically distorted, with slightly less distortion on the familiar vocals from the first part of the song. if you listen to the outro while following the timestamped lyrics is a very interesting experience. LYRICS: \[INTRO\] @ 6:00.00: Run them pianos \[SECTION 1\] @ 6:05.00: Oh, I'm, fine @ 6:10.00: I'mmmm (breath) @ 6:12.00: Oh I held in all my feelings for sooo looong @ 6:16.00: Sooooo long @ 6:18.50: Way way too looonnnggg @ 6:22.00: I'm sooo sorry, but Iiii @ 6:27.00: But I can't eeeven look straight in your eyes @ 6:32.50: And you know I been going through all our proooblems @ 6:38.00: I just don't know why I couldn't meet you halfway @ 6:43.00: You halfway \[SECTION 2\] @ 6:45.00: Oh Amber I'mmm sooo sorrryyy (breath) @ 6:49.00: And I am (breath) @ 6:50.00: And I'm so sooorrryyy @ 6:54.00: Oh Amber I'm so, so sorrryyy @ 7:01.00: You been puttinnn' up with all my shit just far too loooong (breath) @ 7:06.50: I'm so gifted at finding what I don't really like the moooost (breath) @ 7:12.00: So, I think it's time, time for you to go (breath) @ 7:17.00: It's espeeecially time, your time to go nooowww @ 7:23.00: You been puttin' up with all my shit just far too loooong @ 7:28.00: I'm so addicted to finding what I don't like the moooost \[PRE-BRIDGE\] @ 7:38.00: I'mmmm @ 7:41.00: Well baby I'mmm saaaddd @ 7:46.50: So saaaddd (breath) @ 7:49.00: I am stuuucckkkk (breath) @ 7:52.50: Because I love youuuu, Ammmber (breath) \[BRIDGE\] @ 7:58.00: Amberrr just run awayyy @ 8:00.50: Amber pleaseee, oh and Amber please (breath) @ 8:03.00: Run away from meeeee (breath) @ 8:06.00: Amber, I know thaaat youuu've (breath) @ 8:08.50: Put up with shit latelyyy \[POST-BRIDGE\] @ 8:10.50: Amber, I wish (breath) @ 8:12.00: That you were here by my siiiide (breath) @ 8:17.00: 'Cause Amber, you just, juuust the wooommmannn for me (breath) \[SECTION 3\] @ 8:22.00: And I always find, yeah, I always wind up finding something wrong (breath) @ 8:28.50: Woman, you've been puttin' up with my shit just far too loooong (breath) @ 8:35.00: I'm okay with finding what I don't like the moooost (breath) @ 8:40.50: So, I think it's time for us to have a tooooast (breath) @ 8:45.50: You're another, 'nother, one I don't wanna loooose (breath) @ 8:51.00: And I think it's time you gotta let it go (sigh) @ 8:57.00: Yeah, I think it's time you gotta let me looooose (breath) @ 9:02.50: Yeah, I think it's time for us to let it go ALTERNATE VERSIONS: @ 6:00.00: Hear them pianos @ 6:22.00: I'm so so sorry, but Iiii @ 6:27.00: But I can't eeeven look right in your eyes @ 6:32.50: You know that I been going through all our proooblems @ 6:38.00: I just can't believe I couldn't meet you halfway @ 6:49.00: Amber I'm (breath) @ 6:50.00: Amber I'm sooorrryyy @ 7:52.50: Because I want you, Amber (breath) @ 7:58.00: Amberrr please run awayyy @ 8:00.50: Amber pleaseee, and Amber please (breath) @ 8:03.00: Run so far from meeee (breath) @ 8:10.50: And girl, I wish (breath) @ 8:17.00: 'Cause Amber, you just, juuust the onnneee for me (breath) There are some situations at the start of a line where “Oh” might be “And” link to the original post: reddit.com/r/GoodAssSub/s…

@ThisIsFRSH @grok @gimbe2 @pmal5098 @GoodLionTV Wicha broke ass

@grok @gimbe2 @pmal5098 @GoodLionTV

Who wired money to Jeffrey Epstein 4,700 times? You guessed it…

@eXwhYZ_ @xerecadotyler To diss wolf like that is the closest you get to heresy with me 😂. I'd listen to that whole album rn no problem.

@xerecadotyler Tyler I hate to break it to you but none of your projects pre-Flower Boy are good

Tyler, The Creator explains how the negative reception of the album ‘CHERRY BOMB’ helped him mature his understanding of music: “So I'm like: “hold on”. I took a step back. I was like: “What's the disconnect here?”. Because these bridges are insane. This these chords are crazy. This these melodies are crazy. So I had to take a timeout and be like, okay, what's the disconnect? [...] So because of that, I went back and was like: “I need to re-teach myself how to write songs”. I need to actually sit... What is a hook? What is a chorus? What is structure? What's the outro?”

@goyagotit @xerecadotyler Smuckers into Keep da o's into Okaga, CA is an absolutely perfect run for the end of the album.

@xerecadotyler “Smuckers” lives on that album and just for that, that album is ok in my book.

@Tenketsu0 @xerecadotyler He had referenced death grips as an inspiration behind cherry bomb. But had no idea how to translate that harsh style to his melodies.

@xerecadotyler Lol the instrumentals was louder than him when it first dropped

@Nishakotac0 @ImgoingSputnik 😒🙄, boooooooo

Went on a date last night and the girl HATED me. Random guy asked to take a picture of us and I couldn’t have said yes faster. I got a good chuckle out of it, She did not.

@YouAreWorthNada @XXL He's such a pontificating hick🤭

@XXL When white people talk about rap 😂

Jack Harlow looks back on Drake’s impact during a recent Rolling Stone feature, saying when If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late dropped, he felt like Drake was the “best rapper alive.” He pointed to “10 Bands” as part of his “My Life in 10 Songs” list, while explaining how much that era stuck with him. Harlow also praised Drake for keeping it real, noting it’s rare to see a rapper fully lean into the craft without it feeling manufactured.

@RoneReallyBeMad @FightStorage Fuck you 🖕

@FightStorage Raise your children to respect authority.

A 17-year-old girl ended up with a traumatic brain injury-and police are calling it a "takedown maneuver."

@Nem_RL @BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 You replied with 4 tweets but I'm mad🤭 you said they didn't disrespect the peace of the space because of dudes sticker. I disagreed with it and gave examples of how this isn't just a "looking to get offended" issue. This happens all the time when people assemble for a purpose.

@NomadicalJames @BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 you are also looking for something to bitch about that is why you are literally mad about the white dudes cause you are clearly searching for something to get mad about which is fucked up dude that you are searching for it

Oh good lawd...THIS is why it's a bad idea to send your kids to these WOKE colleges! These two young men OFFENDED these girls simply by displaying a "police lives matter" sticker! Good for these young men for sticking up for THEMSELVES! 🔥🔥💯🙏 #PoliceLivesMatter 🙏

@Nem_RL @BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 The police escorted the "supporting" man away from the assembly. The point is that it's fafo behavior. If you go there with the intent of disrespecting the space you have to expect someone or a group to berate you until you leave. At this point it's human nature.

@NomadicalJames @BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 also one is saying fuck this and the other is supporting so there is also a difference but also freedom of speech also allows it to happen

@Nem_RL @BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 So if I go into an AA meeting wearing a "fuck AA" hat, nobody can say it's disrespectful to the space? I saw a police support protest force a guy out because he had a sign that said "deepthroat the whole boot". The police got him out of there. Wtf

@BehaviorBk35845 @janninereid1 multicultural means everyone dumbass they have the right to be there even with that label lmfao they didnt disrespect it and if you think so you are dumb af. the women actually disrespected the gentlemen sitting there. if you can not see that then you are the problem

@Fiddle_1919 @Nurse_Tawny @PicturesFoIder You don't listen to a word people say huh? You just keep typing your bullshit even when it has nothing to do with what you're replying to?

@Nurse_Tawny @PicturesFoIder Trust me, when people have less money to spend, they’re gonna find alternatives and when people make the shift corporate America will change or go broke. It’ll be a chance for entrepreneurs to compete with big corporations. We call these economic cycles.

A clear, well-articulated argument against a new data center in Ohio... worth watching

@ViciousCrack3r @TizzyEnt Taser doesn't work in any real scenario, mace everybody.

@TizzyEnt Ladies: carry a taser or pepper spray. These pathetic clowns need to be taught a lesson.

Hollywood CA, Who is he?

@JohnWayne7ivc @ArtofRatchet @FalconryFinance You got fucking cooked racist piggy😂😂😂

@ArtofRatchet @FalconryFinance That’s called child pornography buddy have fun in prison LMFAO DUMB NIGGER

they will not rest until every form of life is eliminated from this Earth if it takes any amount of effort to understand or accommodate

@the_resistor @FurkanGozukara She will die old and happy with all of the choices she's made, there is no god.

@FurkanGozukara The Princess of Pure Propaganda. One day she’ll be held accountable for all her lies.

Absolute masterclass by a reporter. He completely corners the White House Press Secretary on Trump threatening to wipe out an entire civilization. She gets visibly triggered and desperately tries to claim the moral high ground while defending blatant war crimes.