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Full interview drops tomorrow morning here on X.

“eBay needs to be on Ozempic.” $GME $EBAY

@micayla_hadwen @InesBetancur1 Ummm wind? How about life!? 😅

@InesBetancur1 I'd like to know how on Earth everyone standing around allowed this dude to do this for THIS LONG?! GLAD he got the wind knocked out of him. FAFO Folks!

Qué bien por el caballo 🐴, solo se defendió de un acosador descelebrado de mierda 😁😎🆒

@ArangG @reefovocidui6h @uhrcsnmakpzile

@ryancohen @eBay why can I only see this listing bc I messaged prior? Why can’t I see the other items when I tap “Seller’s other items (36)”??

@ryancohen time for this meme…

@RogerBjornerud @Comedyorwat @TheRoaringKitty Bahahahahah!!!

@Comedyorwat @TheRoaringKitty You could always do ASMR ;)

Can't even stream tomorrow cause I have no voice cause I actually thought he came back Nice one @theroaringkitty

Should I start a petition for the new combined entity’s ticker to be $GAY or $EGAY ? @ryancohen

@ryancohen @buythefukndip @eBay

on phone with customer support @eBay . please respond @eBay

@ryancohen This is so entertaining 😂😂

I have been suspended from eBay

@k1rallik Bro… just wait for his role as TITUS IN THE NEW WARHAMMER SHOW!!!!!!!

> be Henry Cavill > born on a tiny British island no one can find on a map > bullied at boarding school. they call you "Fat Cavill" > lose 21 lbs for your first film role at 17 > miss Batman. Christian Bale gets it > miss Bond. Daniel Craig gets it > miss Superman. Brandon Routh gets it > they call you the unluckiest man in Hollywood > Zack Snyder calls. you're playing World of Warcraft > miss the call > call back immediately. say you were "saving a life" > become the first non-American Superman in history > bench press the entire DC universe > Netflix offers you The Witcher. you read all the books first > they take both roles away anyway Happy 43rd birthday to the most over-qualified man in Hollywood

@Rainmaker1973 @jimcramer dis you?! 😂😉

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany

@ryancohen I’m only going for the iPhone if it has it!

@FartieFrenchie @eBay @ryancohen @larryvc When Ryan Cohen takes over I’m sure @natsturner will upend the whole customer service aspect of eBay. Have you seen how often he replies on X? Hell… He’ll probably respond to this!

@eBay wants me to use an automated agent to discuss an issue with a high-value trading card worth $10,000, so I reached out to the CEO. 11,500 employees, but Customer Support is now automated. You know who would never operate like this? @ryancohen @larryvc and the wonderful @gamestop team. $GME $EBAY

@ryancohen Is anyone else having a really hard time finding his items on the eBay app!?!?

I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050

@excelsusX @BusinessInsider EBay trying to stir the pot bc Ryan called out the executives for making too much money. They’re trying to go “LOOK Ryan Cohen is using company funds for a personal assistant” he just stated in an interview he pays for that himself 😂😂

@BusinessInsider This is hardly a scoop. These have been on GameStop's career listings since 2024. The first one to appear was for personal executive assistant services to handle a wide variety of household affairs etc.. So why is the media interested in this now?

GameStop is seeking a disciplined operator to handle "personal and household" matters for CEO Ryan Cohen. bit.ly/3OOhZMt

@pray4goodpulls B b b b but it’s sealed 🤣

Pokemon collecting is in such a funny place right now. You can buy a singular 151 PC ETB for $1400 or all the chase cards for $965. Yall are sick 🤣🤣

Ryan timed the interviews with the eBay CEO sales The sooner you figure that out, the sooner you'll figure out how intelligent this man is

@Comedyorwat He’s probably working on a 4,000 word apology essay rn 😆

Burry buys back after today cause he'll realize what a fucking dolt he is for believing the CNBC interview was authentic

@Comedyorwat @cvpayne @cvpayne

@cvpayne did you check the website first?