The Nooticer

@LyesBouzidi10 Cardio stats and high pressures are the preferred attributes on wingers these days what's happened to my sport😧

I seriously don’t understand modern football. To earn a big money move to a club like Barcelona in the past, it really felt like you had to have put in serious WORK.

@yummyrialgo3 @THFCHarvey18 And? the fella whos tweeted this shit to begin with is alluding to it being about the historical size of the club not how much fucking money you make. Know your own place first

@NooticingAlways @THFCHarvey18 We make way more money then those clubs the only reason we are crap is because we are run like crap.

@Ellis_ Naples got to be one of the best places to live coz his glow up since moving their needs studying

Yeah, I’m afraid Scott McTominay has officially gone clear.

@Sxne19iv2 Sxne City Group fan now

He's fully retired from club football....

@JackLUFC1919 Okay I'll nibble. Yous banged on all summer about how the mighty Leeds and Burnley finished 24 points ahead of us, how you couldn't just sign a load of new players and stay up, how we'd be fucked by AFCON. The never ending list. Absolute weird cunts man.

Iraola by a distance, then Arteta, then pep. Le Bris and Carrick shouldn't be here. Andrews done a good job but overrated imo

@NOTLFCJ__ Conference league final aside they're probably due the easiest add on completion to the Eze deal if they let them win the league. Parish is 100% having the kids play

As much as I do think it’s over Palace away ain’t a given tbf

@slbsn So for god knows how long it was always "these leagues are farmers leagues" etc, but now it's an unfair advantage because their top teams are becoming too big a threat in the big comps to the 'elite', which Bayern are one of in anyways.

👏 All we need to do to replicate PSG and Bayern in the Premier League is make one team have the wage bill of all the other teams put together, anoint a 20 year league winner (one exception every 10 years allowed) and make the league as a whole unwatchable and over in early April

@JamesBaker2414 @AFC_Bl4nco @91cheefv2 so should Arsenal have this season, now what? We were all told how immense this squad depth was this season after the summer window closed

@AFC_Bl4nco @91cheefv2 Still, they can still manage to win their league comfortably.

Visualisation on PSG player's league minutes so far this season

@EddyCaplan1 @umirf1 I mean Stanisic literally reads the cut inside initially for the first goal but Kvaratskhelia is elite on either foot so it's not just a case of "half arsed defending". He's more than good enough to go on the outside and drill it across for a tap in for someone.

@NooticingAlways @umirf1 Nothing in that first PSG goal was world class. It's a basic cut inside by a player whom the defender knew wanted to do that and he half assed the defending. The pen, you hide your hands then bring it back forward immediately. The Luis goal? Bri, but why is your CB on his own?

The defending being bad analysis I’m seeing is well reasoned but ignores that the attack was so good as both sides accepted risk in the defensive tactics. All approaches have tradeoff so none are inherently better. Coaches ideally need an approach that suits their players though.

@NepentheZ fuck off you child gambling bikeseat sniffer

Talk all you want about the quality of attacking play, but the defending has been non existant.

@EBL2017 Bet you wank over this every night

Beat PSG on xG over two legs, too.

@Secretking24 @Sxne19iv2 De Bruyne's hamstrings trying to keep up here

@Sxne19iv2 They’re not better than treble city lmfaooo

Might be only behind Pep's Barca ibr only thing holding back is that they aren't facing stiff competition. 3peat might do it tho

Leeds second season syndrome now the 5atb has been sussed out and Farke's 433 didn't to begin with early season. That's how this works when they lose just like their weirdo fans seem to say whenever we lose aye? #lufc #safc

@NFFC_Callum done us like a kipper going 442. No idea why we kept trying to play out when your press was that good even without the gifts from set pieces lmao. Proper away following too all the best for your semi 🫡

Ladies and gentlemen i would like to show you Vitor ball #nffc

@atledmen Locked off the replies the absolute fanny too. Just really weird the way they've gone on all season after we lose a game. They've just gone 4 without scoring a single goal and not once have I ever been bothered to care

We literally can't lose any game because we always get this shit

@SebOnFootball Aye mate, it's not like Spurs didn't give West Ham a kick start to their season at your gaff or rolled over 3-0 for Forest a mere few weeks ago either. Or just haven't won a league game in 2026. Oh wait...

Every team wants us down btw, expect major roll overs for West Ham between now and the end. Don’t even really blame them, I’d be the same if it was another big side down there

@Scottwilsonecho Aged well eh. Not even just a reflection of tonight, Port Vale was another to go off for starters. When the onus is on us to have the ball he's proven time and time again to not be able to.

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@316simsim His win percentage when we have to dominate possession is shit. Great at setting a team up to be hard to beat and defend our box like we did up until Jan but in recent weeks esp he's tried to be more expansive and proving he isn't able to.

Le Bris’ football is not all that to me, sacking him is harsh but it would also be a very Haughton/Brighton scenario. Sunderland are physically very capable under him, lots of talented player, not a fan of their chance creation at all outside lumping it to Brobbey