Nope

@ArtCandee Why are they always weirdos?

Spotted at a No Kings protest in Durham, North Carolina! Epic creativity!

@HarmonyUsInc @maziehirono Is this a parody?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

Uhhhh… we know. So why the march?

@KBBColorado Colorado is not a serious place

Welcome to the 2026 edition of the most ridiculous bill run in Colorado… Meet SB26-146, the NAPKIN BAN. If this passes, your local Taco Bell can be fined up to $1,000 for giving you a napkin with your order if you didn’t request it. Yes, you read that right. Oh, and Taco Bell is also banned from giving you hot sauce packets if you didn’t ask or confirm you wanted them. But pho restaurants will get no penalty for giving you hoisin sauce packets. Arby’s sauce is also ok, but your local coffee shop’s creamer or sweetener will be subject to the fine. The bill sponsors chose to make a list of which condiments can’t be given out without being requested, and they clearly don’t frequent certain types of restaurants. Oh yes, they’re also banning cup sleeves on hot coffee unless you ask. So feel free to burn your hands in the name of saving the planet. And no straws with your Coke or Frappuccino either - unless you remember to ask. If Door Dash doesn’t *clearly* communicate what utensils and sauces you want to the restaurant, and the restaurant packs a single unwanted napkin for you, Door Dash AND the restaurant can be fined up to $1,000. Socialist rule at its finest. #copolitics

@OleBeeM @SenFettermanPA Yes and they’re still assholes

@SenFettermanPA Isn’t that protected speech via the First Amendment?

Here in Philadelphia. Truly appalling. These assholes chanting for the death of our servicemembers. Where’s the Dem outrage and condemnation?

@stakslk @RepKeithSelf It must be exhausting to say EVERYTHING is bigotry

@RepKeithSelf This is a human rights issue, this has nothing to do with left vs right… you ppl continually spreading bigotry is why we are here today.

In the dead of night, with only five senators present on the floor and no one there to object, the Senate rushed through a DHS funding bill that deliberately left ICE and CBP unfunded. Now, they are leaving town. No SAVE America Act. ICE and CBP unfunded. Senate Republicans just gave the Democrats everything they wanted and more.

@SaltyCaptMac29 @JayCostaUSA Better make the penalty for threatening or doxing them 10 years then

@JayCostaUSA Oh, this will go well. 🤦‍♂️ FFS!

🚨 ALERT - New Jersey can now ARREST I.C.E. and other federal agents for wearing a MASK, with potential JAIL TIME. Yesterday, Governor Mikie Sherrill signed into law the "Law Enforcement Officer Protection Act" which: - Bans most masked interactions by law enforcement, including federal agents and ICE officers - Requires federal officers to identify themselves before arrests using uniform, ID, badge, or verbal disclosure If any federal officer is caught wearing a mask during operations, they would be guilty of a disorderly persons offense, which includes up to 6 MONTHS IN JAIL! Despite this new state law, Federal officials have stated that ICE agents will NOT COMPLY, which means this will likely be a LEGAL BATTLE (costing the NJ Tax Payer MILLIONS of dollars) and NJ will LOSE! More GRANDSTANDING and VIRTUE SIGNALING by our new Governor. USELESS! Keep Fighting 🇺🇸 AI pic from Shore News Network @ShoreNewsNJ

@GodsBurnt Yeah bud, probably should read the community note there

The richest man on earth offered to pay federal workers out of his own pocket and the government said no. Read that again. They don’t want us to win, they never did.

@arlenparsa It doesn’t. A degree doesn’t equal intelligence.

AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.

@TheDegenWeekly Can we be done watching dance routines at sporting events already?

Corniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

@Rach_IC Good?

Absolute confirmation that ICE is not just doing routine screening of airline passengers. “We’re going to arrest criminals going through the airport. We’re going to look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money smuggling. We’re going to be at the airports, working with our brothers and sisters from TSA,” Border czar Tom Homan said.

@thats_bb_suzyn You’ll be fine dude. Relax

Netflix production crew misses another first pitch hit. This is so inexcusable.

@BobbyMilone29 You think people over 50 are their prime audience?

I am sorry but there is no other sport that has an opening day like baseball... MLB did a smart thing and put it on Netflix, so no one over 50 ( Their prime audience) can watch it Bravo

@hatfield77827 @DefiantLs Like what exactly?

@DefiantLs I have no reason to trust anything he says but by comparison Pete Hegseth is spouting the most insane bullshit since this started saying its a quick military operation and now we have boots on the ground and that we won but the Strait of Hormuz is still inaccessible

Iran spokesperson: "Considering that all American bases in the region have been destroyed, American commanders and soldiers have fled and taken refuge in hideouts outside the bases, and we are searching for them."

@GunnelsWarren Relax Warren, if this wasn’t during a Trump presidency you’d have something nice to say I’m sure

I don’t want my daughter’s teacher to be a humanoid robot named Plato. I want her teacher to be a human being that is paid a living wage and is not forced to work 3 jobs to survive.

@OldUncleEllis I just had dudes scheduling haircuts door to door for some app. The sales culture in Utah kills me.

Things I hate about Utah: - the I-15 - anyone who works in real estate - anyone in charge of zoning - hustlebro sales culture - they way they pronounce words like “feel” or “wheel” - Ken Garff billboards - the I-15

@Deanciriaco It’s actually pretty nice. I like it on Netflix.

I might protest today's "Opening Day." 1. No one wants to watch baseball on Netflix. 2. Every team should debut on the same day. 3. It should be a national holiday. 4. Go Red Sox.

@BenVerlander I’m pretty happy about it but only because I have Netflix already

People love hating on things. It’s easy and it gets clicks. I, for one, am excited to see the Netflix Opening Night broadcast tonight and see how they make their first splash in the baseball world

@49ersSFGiants1 @CardPurchaser I thought these were just 29.99 with the last release?

I wanted to get some cards, but I’m not ballin 🤑 like that right now

@KSay4SF They’re going to have different games on every single different subscription service this year aren’t they…

But also, screw MLB for having such a big game on Netflix only. Want more fans? Stop making it so hard to watch games!