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BAXI, KINDLY RELEASE PEOPLE FUNDS TRAPPED IN YOUR STUPID POS.

@202Bisola @DammyOlu @officialEFCC Did you receive yours? These people have been posting and playing with me and my money.

@DammyOlu @officialEFCC BAXI POS IS ABOUT TO RUN AWAY WITH PEOPLES MONEY, OUR MONEY HAS BEEN STUCK IN THEIR POS MACHINE, AND WE HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO TRANSFER IT….

Please ooo, does anyone know the Baxi POS office in Lagos? A lot of people have been unable to transfer money from their accounts through their POS machines for the past 3 weeks. And I’m in need of my money right now.

Let's go win it boys.

Knicks and Cavs in a nutshell. #knicksandproud

@Gidi_Traffic Who be this ugly mother fucka. Comot here ozu

Fan-favorite reality TV star Olandria Carthen has stirred reactions online after stepping out in style during her visit to Lagos. 🇳🇬 Her appearance became a hot topic among Love Island fans

@_malenurse @AIDIB_9JA Dey play. Literally matter of life and well living.

@Normalcodes @AIDIB_9JA For person wey no be my babe?

Jesus Christ 😭

@_malenurse @AIDIB_9JA Yes do it, idiot. Or don't fuck raw first time, then propose it and pay for it afterwards.

@AIDIB_9JA “Oh babe before we do anything I’ll need to take your blood sample for serology, take your urine for microscopy culture and sensitivity and do a High Vagina Swab” Unna 🤡

@AramideOyekunle I don see this picture before

Visited my younger sister in school, this is her room. 4 girls, 4 fridges. 😂😂

@Naija_farmers @Life_of_dubem Fulani go run you out then. E no hard

@Life_of_dubem They are terrorist group

UPDATE!! Did you know that the Fulani traditionally send their young boys to master the art of sword fighting and martial arts? They begin this rigorous training as early as age eight, a fact that absolutely baffles me. Imagine a grown Yoruba or Igbo man, raised on a comfortable diet of rice and fufu, trying to square off against someone who has been hard-wired from childhood for bravery, endurance, and pain tolerance! It is high time we start restrategizing. Things are already getting completely out of hand!

@Ruthmmesomaa @OgbajiIfeanyi Rie nsị

@OgbajiIfeanyi Well he does charity. O na azo ndu. He has feed thousands of home s and that is his own legacy. Plus he has made a lot of millionaires also. Arthur Eze should not be disrespected. Visions differ

Dangote is building a sea port, Ozoigbondu got us a Police Station. Both are billionaires.

@itzchristunique I no dey ever buy tools complete. If you need 15, I will buy 10 and keep money for 5 more. People dey mad.

You called painter to paint your three bedroom flat. They told you a bucket of paint is ₦30,000 each So you sent ₦450,000 for 15 buckets of paint.. When they finished painting, you noticed they didn't used all the paints.. But to your surprise, when they were leaving, they packed the remaining paint inside their car and left... When you called, they told you the paint belongs to them cause they have delivered their work... And also, since you won't be needing it, they had to take it so it won't spoil.. What will you do next?? Leave them since you won't be needing it or what?? This matter is important..

@OgbajiIfeanyi It won't hold against law if the HoA don't pass it. I will support that if there is a passed legislation to that effect.

Breaking News!!!! Effective immediately, Gov Soludo has banned the presentation of cows, goats & any expensive items as burial/condolences gifts. The only gifts allowed by are carton beer, crate of mineral & jar of palm wine. All burials will henceforth be on Saturday across Anambra State. Allegedly, 6 months imprisonment & 100k fine for defaulters.

@VictorChin53175 @lifeinSchool_ @Ayowaleh Shit.

@lifeinSchool_ @Ayowaleh Alive and healthy.... can't say the same for this Yorubaboon 😂😂😂

When some Fulani travellers were burnt in Uromi, Edo state, everyone shouted against it.Every known person of repute from the North were vocal and screaming. Since their people have been committing crimes in SW, you won't see them make a sound until the favour is returned.Okay na

@MedicYem @EmmaEmmaugoh @PAgbasimelo @GuyMr10 If you don't laugh, you will cry when bororo butcher you wetin no good. You can believe propaganda online, but over here, we are keeping them in check.

@EmmaEmmaugoh @PAgbasimelo @GuyMr10 😂😂😂😂ask your brother oooo

Fulani bandits don finally enter South West, omo e go pain me if Aboki later kpai me oo

@EmmaEmmaugoh @PAgbasimelo @GuyMr10 E pain you that our men wiped them out? E remain small, and we'll record 100% chances. And if you are wondering, na same boys u no wan hear their names that did the hard, bloody dirty work.

@PAgbasimelo @GuyMr10 Can you shut up. Onye eriri Eri. Which bush we get dem go hide. Just shut up

@williamsamobi @_ItsBugatti Point me towards it.

@_ItsBugatti I saw that video and it ruined my whole day

People are being beheaded live on camera in southwestern Nigeria,it’s not safe to visit that region oo🤦🏾‍♂️

@Mrs__Abrahams @Alofemidavid @PulseNigeria247

@Alofemidavid @PulseNigeria247 True but you can honor her too by kneeling when you propose and it’s very romantic 🥰

“I did not go down on my knees when proposing to my wife because I told her it was a mutual decision. We are not begging each other to be with each other.” - Made Kuti

@dammiedammie35 He's literally killing his own kids. This kind of weight as a kid is a metabolic disaster. HBP, insulin resistance, kidney, liver problems etc. Make God no barb my pikin this kind style - I'm intentional about his wellbeing

Cubana chief priest post his first video of himself and his children after los!ng the election yesterday

@1_Lambeau @creative_yua You stupid die. See person line of thought.

@creative_yua Churches are not the same, calling ain't the same, anointing ain't the same, power ain't the same! My church is 23 kilometres away from my house. I have to go there for worship cos, I can't gamble with my spiritual life! 😂 Can't worship where there is no power!

I've noticed that Christians don't usually visit churches around the street. They prefer going to another area entirely for worship. I've always wondered why. There's one cele church right beside my house. But my neighbor, who's also a cele member, would rather drive somewhere else entirely, far away from our area.

@Bennieeexyz Been with my dad of all this month bar few days ago and I love him so much. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)