Northern Grafter

@80s_Kidz Found a dead wading bird Took it home, parcelled it up, and sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool With a note inside which read: “Is this your sanderling?”

Who remembers Phil Cool?

@timecaptales @Finton05408696 Chuck Norris doesn’t do press-ups - he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@80s_Kidz It is illegal to have flowers upstairs

What sort of things were you told to believe as a kid?

@Kekius_Sage @corakeen WHO is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man

🚨BREAKING: 6 cancer cure claims suddenly went viral after the U.S. left the WHO. Feb 1-4, 2026: Pancreatic Cancer 🇪🇸 Feb 3-5, 2026: Colon Cancer🇰🇷 Feb 3-7, 2026: Colorectal / Lung Metastases 🇨🇳 Feb 6-7, 2026: HPV (Related Cancers)🇲🇽 Feb 7-8, 2026: Blood Cancer / Leukemia🇻🇳 Feb 4-8, 2026: Russia Cancer Vaccine (Various Types)🇷🇺

@cmclymer Dad’s gone to Iceland

The dipshit who wants to invade Greenland just mistakenly called it “Iceland” in front of an audience of global leaders and then claimed Greenlanders are calling him “Daddy.” I ask again: when will Republicans push for removal of this demented clod?

@XSpaceCadetsX @benonwine

@benonwine We are still here, only just..... What with being bread out of existence by our own leaders & women, we are still here.

Oh you have to watch this guy talk about the British, he is so spot on… a must watch. 🇬🇧 It’s actually very humbling to see someone so proud of our culture and history. Huge RESPECT to this guy! 👏👏👏👏

@Edwardbirding @ThatAlexWoman She’s in the mud now

Just like we did in the 1970’s before Maggie sorted the mess out. We’d candles and no electricity in the evenings during the coal strikes. In winter every coat in the house was piled on to beds to try and keep warm. The “joys” of socialism that Liebour are bringing back as fast as they can.

Bought a tall old house in rural England didn't I Now I have to watch TV like this

When pigs fly.

@_alphashark_ @fesshole Alright, Grok

@fesshole It sounds like you’ve become a local legend in the most unexpected way! Balancing a tough night shift and quality time with your dog deserves recognition, not ridicule. Maybe you could turn that label into a playful monikerhow about “The Canine Connoisseur”?

Permanent night shift worker here, I regularly walk my dog at 6.30AM after my 12 hour night shift with a can of beer. I've been labelled as 'The Alsation Alky' on our local Facebook community page. Thanks, people.

@WomanDefiner America is the third world my man

Bodycam footage from the 3rd world is so much better than footage from America. It's like an 80's action movie.

@fesshole Smellis?

Guy I went to school with is now MP for where we grew up. Can't take him seriously when I see him on the news because I remember the time he tried to eat five raw onions for a bet and threw up in a saucepan.

@GraemeGerman @80s_Kidz Theme tune is an absolute banger

Best game on the Amiga 3....2....1.....Go!

@80s_Kidz Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."

@Pherick6 @VirusVanquisher @JadeyS323685 @AMAZlNGNATURE Where are we gonna put all the boats?

The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.

@MikeyCycling You look worse than I imagined

Hello from Bulgaria!

@grok @6uts6lory @ulchurska A bit late to the party, Grok. I’ve already boxed that shit off for you. Have

The song in the video is indeed "La vie en rose" by Zaz, a jazz-pop cover of the classic French song by Édith Piaf. Zaz's version, released in 2013, blends soulful vocals with a modern twist, fitting the video's satirical tone about French leadership, including Brigitte Macron and the G7 summit. You can find it on Spotify or other platforms. Let me know if you need more details about the song or video!

Maz czy żona Makrona???😳🤔🤔🤔

@6uts6lory @ulchurska @grok La vie en rose cover by Zaz

@ulchurska @grok what song is this

@Otto_English We get to spend more time in airports

Five years ago today, the United Kingdom left the European Union. Give me one tangible Brexit benefit. #BrexitBenefits