Josh Leskar

If you're in the Bay Area and ordering delivery tonight to avoid being outside, PLEASE tip your delivery driver extremely well. That air you're trying to avoid is what they'll have to slog through to eke out a living: literally risking their health to save yours and get you food.

@Looukey Bring back the hockey taunts!

@NoshWithJosh If I were on that team, I would be inventing all manner of brand new lewd gestures.

After the play: sportsmanlike conduct, everyone on the Michigan sideline!

@kevinyien Want me to swing by and see if they started carrying it again!?

Very sad to be saying goodbye to this Korean stone wok I bought at a small Asian mart in Daly City (in 2012!). Probably the best not-a-non-stick-but-is-non-stick pan I've ever had. But can't find it anymore.

@BiscayneBae @MiamiHEAT Guess you're a season ticket holder now.

Daughters first @MiamiHEAT game and they’re up by nearly 40. Coincidence? I think not.

@DrewCHallett All of this. All the feels. It’s so good.

My first game as a Michigan student was Appalachian State. My graduating class (2011) had -- and still has -- the worst four-year record in decades. After 2018-19, it felt like Michigan was miles behind OSU and a national title was impossible. Yet here we are. It's so sweet.

Worth everything. #GoBlue

@DrewCHallett Looks like we were right by you!

THE NATTY

@DrewCHallett Did you end up getting tickets yet or are you gonna wait? I'm thinking of waiting, but also want to try and get in the Michigan section (I THINK it's the 650/140 corner?)

I have my ticket lined up for purchase just in case Texas scores here.

@kevinyien If you don’t line up those screws I will LOSE IT

If you can't tell the difference between these I'm not sure we could ever work on a project together

@Looukey BEANS?!

4yo: Daddy, I made a surprise but we have to be careful, I don’t want to spill the surprise. Do you want to see it? Me: yes, but I think you mean spoil, not spill 4yo: opens the box and beads dump everywhere Me: nope, you did mean spill

@BiscayneBae 😍😍😍

@Johnubacon The dreaded six and outs.

Having tried to pass on Michigan's first first down -- JJ missed an open receiver -- and third down -- bubble screen sniffed out and stuffed -- UM is back to the running offense. Two three-and-outs.

@Looukey This did not get the amount of likes it deserves

If you build a product for Juggalos, your ICP is the ICP

@Jbooty88 @PLeskar done

I HAVE 2 TICKETS TO OHIO STATE V MICHIGAN on Nov 25 Last year my game was Friday night, this year I’ll be on Saturday. I am giving away the tickets for free by doing a social media challenge coming up. Follow my IG, tag who you will take if you win, and comment to this tweet *done* Here my IG below. Good luck 🔥 instagram.com/jakebutt?igshi…

@Grant_Marek @lukespray @FernetBranca I’ve always wanted one! Wish I would’ve known about the event!! 😭

@lukespray @FernetBranca LOOK AT IT!

join me in my journey to get my first-ever @FernetBranca san francisco challenge coin they do city specific coins every year that are fucking rad and today I’M GOING TO GET ONE

True sicko stuff @NoshWithJosh

@BiscayneBae 😬😬😬

Things overheard at a bar last night in SD. 1. Fires in Hawaii were started by lasers 2. Per capita doesn’t matter Chicago is the worst city in the US. 3. San Fran is so dangerous in 2 years the city will have to evacuate. 4. All mentioned Rogan as source material.

$1 for 20 balloons is easily the best way to entertain your kids on a Saturday afternoon (waterballoon fight, bouncing normal ones, demonstrating laminar flow...)

@kevinyien @julianlehr This is one of the coolest things I’ve read in a long time.

This could also be solved if someone actually built @julianlehr 's dream julian.digital/2023/07/06/mul…

How you spend your time is the most accurate journal of your life in many ways. I wish there was a way to natively (and automatically) attach notes / photos to calendar events. There are so many fun examples: #sparkfile

@ESBAle @jdooher31 @sfoutsidelands Does she need a spare to borrow? I think I may have a 12 Mini I can dig up if she needs one! (DM if so and I can start the search!)

@jdooher31 @sfoutsidelands We left. Too much drama. Bummer.

There’s a special place in hell for the a**hole who pick-pocketed my daughter at @sfoutsidelands and stole her phone. The day before her senior year of high school.