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@bfuxz @MoleculesGoHard What does that even mean? He had 2 samples, you put them on opposite sides as a counterbalance

@NotAPineapple83 @MoleculesGoHard It was a lab centrifuge, it's self-balancing

In Project Hail Mary the protagonist does not balance the centrifuge before use

@venividiperii @jbillinson @philiplord OH MY GOD I'M NOT ALONE LITERALLY MY ONLY GRIPE WITH THE MOVIE.

@jbillinson @philiplord Not balancing the centrifuge perturbed me

There’s a scene in PROJECT HAIL MARY where Ryan Gosling’s character pukes in an upside down traffic cone, but they chicken out of playing that bit to it’s logical conclusion (out the other end of the cone). Release the puke cut, @philiplord.

Hello friends. Rocky here. Very, very, very exciting day has arrived. You see Rocky in theater, yes? Share experience with Rocky ⬇️ Before. After. Feelings. Everything. Rocky ready to reply. -Rocky

WHITE SMOKE. Iran has a new Ayatollah.

The sun doesn't have a chokepoint. The wind doesn't need a shipping lane. Just saying.

Two things can be true. 1. Assassinating the head of a sovereign state exceeds the president's unilateral authority without a war declaration and should not be allowed. 2. Fuck the Ayatollah, I'm glad he is dead.

@StefanMcGrath @cmclymer @KSoltisAnderson I don't think that the NFL health care applies to NHL players.

@cmclymer @KSoltisAnderson Do you think professional hockey players, covered by the NFL Player Insurance Plan, which provides 100% coverage for game related injuries, including dental, can’t afford basic dental care?

sir, thank you for the goal, please get to a dentist asap

USA USA USA 🇺🇸

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

@DBurkland @Josh143574359 @CARN0N

@Josh143574359 @CARN0N @NotAPineapple83 Which takes 1 hour here in Minnesota 😭

Brand new Model 3 in the showroom with no aero caps…

@DBurkland To be fair, they do this every year for every super bowl halftime show.

NFL every commercial break be like

@DBurkland @CARN0N Oh my God get lug nut covers plz. 😛

@CARN0N Looks good, just needs something covering the lug nuts am I right @NotAPineapple83?

@TechCrunch Alternative: Waymo taps kid who lunged from behind vehicle, kid sustains boo-boo. From the description in the article, it reads like a human driver would have splattered that kid across the pavement. THE BAR IS NOT PERFECTION. THE BAR IS BETTER THAN HUMANS.

@michael_mrob13 @maryarchived Hey bub.

@maryarchived Whatever you say bub

it’s crazy that a movie this commercially successful will have zero cultural impact and will not live on in our cultural memory whatsoever. nobody is going to quote lines from this movie or make any reference to it in the future, it’s entirely forgettable. and disney knows it, which is why they felt the need to include a callback to ratatouille (2007), a less commercially successful but astronomically more acclaimed and beloved animated movie from two decades ago. and no one in 2007 thought this was groundbreaking or remarkable. we were accustomed to a baseline of excellence.

@lenkapolanski @emhoneyreads Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

@emhoneyreads Same, my goal for this year: read 20 books. If you have any suggestions, I will be so happy to take them.

Just impatiently waiting for the day I finally come across one of these in the wild

Tate to Holloway 21 years ago today.

@briandstone @SawyerMerritt @houssam45843563

@SawyerMerritt @houssam45843563 What’s a Fredonia

NEWS: Tesla spotted Robotaxi validation testing near Fredonia, New York today in preparation for future service expansion. h/t @houssam45843563

@NolanAnalyst Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Let’s be very clear: THE ODYSSEY will have costumes that do NOT correspond to Greek mythology, sets whose architecture does NOT correspond to Greek mythology, and filming locations that are NOT part of Greek mythology. And you know what? I don’t care, because as a cinephile, what interests me is the directing, the story, and the emotion that comes out of it. That’s how you judge a film.

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