maroochi

39.3K posts

maroochi banner
maroochi

maroochi

@NotChrisBarry

ILA Local 333

Baltimore, MD Katılım Temmuz 2009
1.1K Takip Edilen693 Takipçiler
maroochi retweetledi
Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar

Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

English
999
6.1K
74.6K
8.4M
maroochi retweetledi
Spider-Man Movie
Spider-Man Movie@SpiderManMovie·
A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.
English
5.6K
121.6K
440.7K
51.8M
maroochi retweetledi
Rob Friedman
Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja·
Bubba Chandler: "Paul Skenes is spoon-fed and needs to check his ego." Paul Skenes: "If you don't like it, pitch better." 🤣 (Excellent stuff from @mearshannah_ )
English
26
271
10.9K
1.4M
maroochi retweetledi
Johnny B. Good
Johnny B. Good@Cat5SMASHICANE·
Baseball is always been a bit of a boring sport to me. This would definitely add some excitement to the game. The good old days.
English
635
3.1K
33.9K
295.7K
maroochi
maroochi@NotChrisBarry·
The fact that it’s beginning March, mid 60s and and sunny at 6:40 pm is fucking awesome
English
0
0
0
22
maroochi retweetledi
Yossi Farro
Yossi Farro@FarroYossi·
After 10 years Larry David fatwa has officially been cancelled. Congratulations Larry you can come out of hiding
English
32
758
10.4K
823.2K
maroochi retweetledi
Blames
Blames@blames_·
His fatwa gets lifted with the Ayatollah assassinated and Larry immediately attends a Knicks game at the Garden
Blames tweet media
English
36
479
11.3K
493.6K
maroochi retweetledi
Talkin' Baseball
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_·
The stars of the Dominican Republic are off to the World Baseball Classic
English
97
482
7.6K
699.7K
maroochi retweetledi
Talkin' Baseball
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_·
2024 Orioles first round pick Vance Honeycutt has played in three games this spring. He’s gotten one at bat in all of them. He’s hit a home run every time
English
35
239
6.7K
313.4K
maroochi retweetledi
le.hl
le.hl@0xleegenz·
Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz
English
55
1.4K
30.5K
851.3K
maroochi retweetledi
Carlos Arasaki
Carlos Arasaki@carasaki10·
⚽🇧🇷 Para mí, el de Roberto Carlos a Francia siempre será el 2° mejor gol brasileño de tiro libre. Porque gracias a TV Cidade Verde pude enterarme que Geraldão hizo esto en la Copa de Brasil 1986 para Cruzeiro ante Piaui.
Español
396
4.5K
43.6K
1.6M
maroochi retweetledi
Emir Han
Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
Daniel Craig said the reason James Bond movies got serious and dark was because of Austin Powers movies “We had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers f*cked us.” “I am a huge fan, so don’t get me wrong, but he made it impossible to do the gags."
English
488
3.8K
92.7K
6.5M
maroochi retweetledi
T
T@Talhaa10_·
can’t imagine Maresca shouting at haaland or cherki like this i’m sorry. wouldn’t mind maresca if we can’t get alonso, kompany or enrique, but these 3 have got to be the first choices
English
29
31
1.1K
72.3K
maroochi retweetledi
Mikita 🇺🇸🫡
Mikita 🇺🇸🫡@mikitaposts·
You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily
English
539
11.9K
125.1K
1.8M
maroochi
maroochi@NotChrisBarry·
Never trust a man who wears white accessories
English
0
0
0
40
maroochi retweetledi
tonsured pussy
tonsured pussy@sweetseaslug·
How many more years does the elvis impersonation industry realistically have?
English
590
3.3K
108.2K
3.1M
maroochi retweetledi
Amy Lundy Dahl
Amy Lundy Dahl@AmyLundyDahl·
The split screen of one college athlete (Carson Beck) describing how he doesn’t go to class and makes ~$5 M while the other college athlete (Michael Zheng) attends Columbia, grinds thru a 5-set win & cannot accept his relatively modest #AustralianOpen prize $— … is very real 🤔
Amy Lundy Dahl tweet media
English
125
538
13.4K
1.8M

Keşfet

@mearshannah_ @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA @nikifrancismediavine