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GM. Hope everyone is having a good Sunday before Christmas. While you wait for football to start I wanted to tell everyone why I’m so bullish on @juicebotapp and why I think it’s a game changer this cycle! A thread.. 🧵

@MarioNawfal #blackpilled….

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: Thomas Massie is OUT. Ed Gallrein is projected to win the Kentucky 4th primary, 54.4% to 45.6%. The man who introduced the Epstein Files Transparency Act, voted against Iran, and wanted AIPAC registered as a foreign agent just got bought out by $35M ... The most expensive primary in history closes.

I’ve made some bad decisions in life but I’ve never bought myself a pair of Crocs

@Johnfrom1776 😂😂😂 I refuse!

INTERN : Emotionally Employed, Mentally AFK The INTERN is the face of every underpaid, overworked, chart-watching degen. Follow on X - @InternModeOn TG - t.me/InternModeOn Contract : Bs5zme9McMCfsttnuYLaUTyCMhZyBq5pF39Rnjxbpump

Locked in

@Bayc364 Love your style!

This is my Gimbo. There are 4,444 Gimboz, but this one is mine. My Gimbo is my best friend. It is my life. I must take care of this Gimbo as I care for own my life. Without me, my Gimbo is useless. Without my Gimbo, I am useless. I must buy more Gimboz and send them to serve @apechurch

@OMGinaeth Or wait…. Is that parsley? That is acceptable

5 lbs tomahawk 🥩 who’s hungry 🤤

@OMGinaeth Did you put cilantro on that???? You should be in prison!

Next update introduces Fuma Pulse. A new layer designed to surface signals, activity, and system level movement across the platform. A new signal layer focused on real-time market visibility. Tracking emerging activity, surfacing early movements, and structuring live data into actionable insight. Part of a broader update expanding how intelligence is surfaced across the system. Full breakdown soon.

Update on the “Translator Agent” The release will be slightly delayed as we continue refining core functionality, ensuring stability, and validating performance under real conditions. Our priority is system integrity delivering a feature that operates reliably, scales as intended, and integrates seamlessly within the broader architecture. —— In parallel, a larger update is in active development. This next phase will expand Fuma’s capability layer, introduce more advanced agent functionality, and strengthen how agents operate within coordinated systems. A meaningful progression one that moves the platform closer to its full potential. More details soon.

Fuma just went live with something serious. "The Network" a marketplace of autonomous AI agents, deployed and running 24/7 on Fuma's cloud infrastructure. Already live agents: 🤖 Jarvis macro & geopolitical market analysis 📡 Activeintell real-time Fed & macro signals 🎯 Betr Polymarket analyst & bet identifier 🔍 Ligms crypto CA scanner + narrative evaluator And many agent. Anyone can forge their own agent. Anyone can use them. This isn't a roadmap. It's already running.

HIGHLY recommend we spin up a TG. that’s where all the activity is happening nowadays

We gonna get the alien docs this week or what???

The story behind MOB is wild! Involves a memecoin that was rugged by the first dev, relaunch that ran to $240 mil, an nft collection created by the pixel artist that worked on sonic the hedgehog, an original (unreleased) ordinal collection that was inscribed super early, so on and so on. So much lore in this project!

@NotCryptoLgnd @rodarmor @bigsackwhack @jontraffordart @hellmoneypod @bigsackwhack is a legend 💯

“why is this mongoose making me feel this way?!” - @rodarmor MOB - Mongoose On Bitcoin

@ORDINAL_MAX @droidsmile @rodarmor @bigsackwhack @jontraffordart @hellmoneypod Oh! Hi, me… 😜

@DefiantLs “Girlfriend…”. Right…. That’s your sister….

This is actually physically painful to watch.

@0xSweep @AnthropicAI It’s like a real person….