Danny Baker

I AM NOT THE DANNY BAKER PLEASE STOP GETTING ME MIXED UP WITH THE PRESENTER ONE!

Punch is the best, no argument.

It'll be worth it in the end...

Lewis gets kicked off Strictly and Ginge wins #imaceleb - what a croc of shite.

@SkyHelpTeam Hi, my Sky Internet has been down for 9 days now, with still no resolution insight. Open Reach were apparently coming to my house yesterday, but didn't turn up. Is there anyone I can speak to apart from Online Bots to finally get this resolved as it is getting silly.

I am dreading the next 2 weeks, but it will be worth it. It's a new chapter and it will be brilliant for us all. Incredibly proud of my little family, I don't say it enough, but I really am lucky with the clan.

@Halfords_uk Never dealt with such a useless company, booked in for a Dash Cam fitting at home, and you turn up to say the engineer has forgotten the parts! And now it has to be rebooked at a time that suits you but you can't give a date. Pretty embarrassing wouldn't you say?

Yes Claude.... 👏

@leeharris Agree

I'm not going to lie, I want Trump to financially destroy the BBC so comprehensively that it can't survive in its current form. We are witnessing the beginning of the end of the licence fee... And I'm enjoying every single moment of it.

Alan Carr - phenomenal.

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

@_Nat_Brad_ An absolute disgrace that the Jewish community are in fear of their safety.

Has today’s terrorist attack actually come as a shock to anyone? This country has been infiltrated and our government has welcomed the very people, who want us dead, with open arms. I don’t want to light a candle. I want to walk the streets, attend a concert, without fear.

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Are you with us? 🇮🇱

Starmer is on his side. I'm on her side. It's that simple.

That sound you're hearing? That's Hamas terrorists cheering their reward for the October 7 massacre - and taunting their remaining hostages with more cruelty like this. You will never be forgiven for this @Keir_Starmer

Where can we order one? @JeremyClarkson @AmazonUK

So tedious, predictable, and embarrassing for the Mayor of London to do this every time President Trump comes to town. He may get the ‘likes’ he craves from the woke brigade, but I suspect a lot of Londoners would much prefer Trump to Khan tackling issues like crime in London.

I’m a Christian. I voted for Brexit. I don’t believe there is a “climate crisis”. I think illegal immigration is a huge problem. I don’t believe any religion should be above criticism. I support Israel. I believe in free speech. I believe there are only 2 sexes. Am I “Far Right”?

This was only month ago. Charlie Kirk gave an incredibly impressive speech at the Oxford Union. He absolutely loved the UK and he had an extremely good understanding of why it's broken. He believed we can fix it. We should honour him by making it happen.

Dear God, protect Charlie in his darkest hour.