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Why must spending money be so fun…

@illBorg Congrats king

Got my own office and role in the company now 🤞

@ChrisGotterup @WMPhoenixOpen @PGATOUR Himmy Neutron

The people’s champ

@rootemperature Based

one time this guy i was into messaged me first and i didn’t reply bc i didn’t want to bother him

I love Tokyo

white people playing video games: brb throwing something in the oven

@Sanchovies @midsmoker34 Gripping the shit outta that phone😭

Goals for 2026: - switch up on my oldest friends - forget where I came from - spend less time with my family - let the money change me

Midwest Emo song titles be like: “My Wife Just Left Me for her Yoga Teacher (It’s Okay)”

@Sanchovies @midsmoker34 It’s #that season

@DaSuperVillain Yesssss

Officially Apocalypse week 🙂‍↕️

@TearoutSucks Goals

only phones in the crowd, nobody vibing 🙏🏻

@Sanchovies @NotDonJake LMFIAJXND

@NotDonJake thank you for having me and putting so much research into your craft ❤️

🔴For those who missed it live, the Off-Season interview with @Sanchovies just dropped on YouTube. During this interview: - Sanchovies trauma dumps for a full hour - He then begins to interview me about my trauma - Multiple near cancellations occur youtube.com/watch?v=kwNYo7…

@fr0st_bz FUCK

@NotFvth3r I'll b there in 3 weeks 😭

I’m really going to Tokyo in 7 weeks……..

She Will Be Hearing From Me Tonight.

@IMANaudio @chloetheflower Yea same

@chloetheflower @NotFvth3r Cant do that when you buy a 17 (pro max)

This new iPhone might be it..

@bimbologymajor Pokémon speedrun scandal w the guy splicing videos together is peak

Not now kitten, Mommy is watching a 2 hour YouTube video on speedrun scandals.

@djcockandballs There is a +1 but my ass ain’t goin😭

@NotFvth3r I’ll give you hole if theres a plus one

Vegas is sending me comped cruises bc I won at one casino when I went 😭😭