Gary Ferman
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Gary Ferman
@NotGaryFerman
https://t.co/zIvMzkh4PE troll account
Miami, FL Katılım Ocak 2014
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Things I would change about travel:
- Booking: Should be REQUIRED to tell you if your plane has a TV/movies/etc.
- Price: No matter how far in the future your flight is when you book it somehow every seat is already sold out unless you pay extra. Price gauging is out of control.
- TSA: Make very airport the same- no taking off shoes or laptops out of bags. No Jenga conveyer belt with the bins. Let balds keep their hats on.
- Airport candy: M&Ms shouldn't be $14.
- Delays: No more making you board when they know you're going to sit there for 2 hours just so the airline can say the flight wasn't delayed.
- Plane Policy: Announce that you must wait for your row before you stand in the aisle when the plane lands. And ban clapping.
- WiFi: Just make it free, man. It's 2026. Just make it free.
- Bluetooth: Apple has changed their cords 12 times, make the TVs connect to bluetooth.
- Flight attendants: No songs, please. Never songs. And be hot. And give me extra cookies.
Thank you for you attention to this matter.
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@slmandel Ohio state surely has alot to learn from Northwestern...
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@acervodopotter How/ why would a school focus on only dark arts? Would be like a school for teaching murder
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Uma curiosidade sobre A Academia de Magia de Beauxbatons e Durmstrang é que nos filmes de Harry Potter só é mostrado as garotas e na outra os rapazes, quando na verdade elas eram uma escola mista.
Nos livros são mencionados que os meninos vestem roupas de seda claro. No baile de inverno, os garotos da escola dançaram com as meninas de Hogwarts. A produção optou por deixar dessa forma para dar um constraste.
Em Durmstrang além de citar as mulheres na escola, ela foi fundada por uma bruxa Nerida Vulchanova. — Essa escola só aceitava bruxos de sangue puro e tinha foco intenso em Artes das Trevas e Duelos.


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@SteveKim323 Did they? Seems like he's grown into a solid contributor
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My fellow #Canes fans, we've come a long way from this in terms of recruiting. (BTW, Miami actually dodged a bullet, here)....

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@heshidicjudaism Plan a 2nd date that requires photo id tell her you need it to make reservation
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@AddictedHoosier @CardPurchaser Was at my parents house for years and they put it in a storage box they brought over and I didn’t notice til recently. Didn’t think anything was worth anything crazy til I looked it up
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Just got back into trading cards and found an old album. These are the full set of 1996-97 Skybox Z Force Slam Cam and Swat Team. I’m looking to sell as a lot. The Michael Jordan Slam Cam being the jewel of the bunch. Everything in great condition. DM w/ interest. @CardPurchaser




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@AriWasserman Zero drinks taste exactly the same as their counter parts to me. Diets distinctly taste different.
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Coke Zero is a fine replacement. I drink it regularly.
But saying any sugar-free drink tastes better than the full sugar ones is insane. Why? Because the thing that makes everything taste better — sugar — is in one of the drinks and not the other.
I think people are lying to themselves when they say diet drinks TASTE better. They don't. It's science.
Josh Mustacchio@JoshMustacchio
@joshk70 @AriWasserman I will say not a Diet pop but Coke Zero is better than Coke to me . Don't know if you count Zero sugar as a diet or not.
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I’m sorry but Stu was somehow so bad he earned himself a spot on the show. If there’s a 50% chance of getting to see him play fast money for real we almost have to take it
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
Is this the worst Barstool Family Feud round ever ?
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I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses.
I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time.
I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules.
I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw.
I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling.
I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat.
I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me.
I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services.
I want to go through drive thrus.
I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately.
I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route.
I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go.
I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan.
I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems.
Essentially, I want freedom.
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@BOGBackup1 Wonder why Miami bullied UF two years in a row with so many advantages
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Weight room is bigger than Miami’s practice facility
dp_gataaa@DeePeeGata
Pretty cool to see a weight room bigger than 40 yards
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What base is it called when you inherit a program that won 35 games the prior 4 years and turned it into a program that won 23 games in the 4 years that he was in charge?
Casey Zeiders@thezeiders
His constant shots at Florida are hilarious.
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@NotGaryFerman Neither, but you’re a retard so I’m sure it probably makes sense in your head
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