Gary Ferman

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Gary Ferman

Gary Ferman

@NotGaryFerman

https://t.co/zIvMzkh4PE troll account

Miami, FL Katılım Ocak 2014
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Eric Nathan
Eric Nathan@BarstoolNate·
Things I would change about travel: - Booking: Should be REQUIRED to tell you if your plane has a TV/movies/etc. - Price: No matter how far in the future your flight is when you book it somehow every seat is already sold out unless you pay extra. Price gauging is out of control. - TSA: Make very airport the same- no taking off shoes or laptops out of bags. No Jenga conveyer belt with the bins. Let balds keep their hats on. - Airport candy: M&Ms shouldn't be $14. - Delays: No more making you board when they know you're going to sit there for 2 hours just so the airline can say the flight wasn't delayed. - Plane Policy: Announce that you must wait for your row before you stand in the aisle when the plane lands. And ban clapping. - WiFi: Just make it free, man. It's 2026. Just make it free. - Bluetooth: Apple has changed their cords 12 times, make the TVs connect to bluetooth. - Flight attendants: No songs, please. Never songs. And be hot. And give me extra cookies. Thank you for you attention to this matter.
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
@slmandel Ohio state surely has alot to learn from Northwestern...
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Stewart Mandel
Stewart Mandel@slmandel·
I love the idea of Ryan Day getting the recruiting pitch, a tour of the facilities, etc., at another Big Ten school.
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
@acervodopotter How/ why would a school focus on only dark arts? Would be like a school for teaching murder
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Acervo do Potter
Acervo do Potter@acervodopotter·
Uma curiosidade sobre A Academia de Magia de Beauxbatons e Durmstrang é que nos filmes de Harry Potter só é mostrado as garotas e na outra os rapazes, quando na verdade elas eram uma escola mista. Nos livros são mencionados que os meninos vestem roupas de seda claro. No baile de inverno, os garotos da escola dançaram com as meninas de Hogwarts. A produção optou por deixar dessa forma para dar um constraste. Em Durmstrang além de citar as mulheres na escola, ela foi fundada por uma bruxa Nerida Vulchanova. — Essa escola só aceitava bruxos de sangue puro e tinha foco intenso em Artes das Trevas e Duelos.
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
@heshidicjudaism Plan a 2nd date that requires photo id tell her you need it to make reservation
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I have an evil problem which is that I’m going on a second date soon with a girl I had an awesome first date with but I literally can’t remember her name, we met on hinge and she has since unmatched me or deleted it and I just have her unsaved number in my phone WHAT TO DO
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Steven Cheah
Steven Cheah@StevenCheah·
@AddictedHoosier @CardPurchaser Was at my parents house for years and they put it in a storage box they brought over and I didn’t notice til recently. Didn’t think anything was worth anything crazy til I looked it up
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Steven Cheah
Steven Cheah@StevenCheah·
Just got back into trading cards and found an old album. These are the full set of 1996-97 Skybox Z Force Slam Cam and Swat Team. I’m looking to sell as a lot. The Michael Jordan Slam Cam being the jewel of the bunch. Everything in great condition. DM w/ interest. @CardPurchaser
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
@AriWasserman Zero drinks taste exactly the same as their counter parts to me. Diets distinctly taste different.
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Ari Wasserman
Ari Wasserman@AriWasserman·
Coke Zero is a fine replacement. I drink it regularly. But saying any sugar-free drink tastes better than the full sugar ones is insane. Why? Because the thing that makes everything taste better — sugar — is in one of the drinks and not the other. I think people are lying to themselves when they say diet drinks TASTE better. They don't. It's science.
Josh Mustacchio@JoshMustacchio

@joshk70 @AriWasserman I will say not a Diet pop but Coke Zero is better than Coke to me . Don't know if you count Zero sugar as a diet or not.

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Funny Degenerate
Funny Degenerate@realfunnydegen·
Gave this girl my number on Instagram and she texts me this 24 hours later So my options are A ) Ruin a marriage, but also help a chick figure out her life B ) Deny sex with a 9.7 Blonde chick
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
Am I the only one pronouncing the T in Voldemort?
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DannyCanTalk 🌈
DannyCanTalk 🌈@dannycantalk·
I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses. I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time. I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules. I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw. I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling. I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat. I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me. I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services. I want to go through drive thrus. I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately. I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route. I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go. I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan. I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems. Essentially, I want freedom.
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
Hot take; the Goblet of Fire Mad Eye Mooney post maze reveal was better in the movie than the book
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Gary Ferman
Gary Ferman@NotGaryFerman·
@BOGBackup1 Wonder why Miami bullied UF two years in a row with so many advantages
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KAEGO ♤
KAEGO ♤@kaaego·
just 3 episodes in and this might be the best show i've ever seen in my life …………🔥🔥
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vittorio
vittorio@IterIntellectus·
what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?
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Blue-Orange Gator
Blue-Orange Gator@BOGBackup1·
Billy Napier is currently calling into JMU’s radio show & bitching about how UF was a broken program when he took over & it wasn’t his fault Reminder that 3 out of the 4 years prior to him, UF had two 10+ win seasons & an SEC Championship appearance and he turned that into 23-27
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Jack Mac
Jack Mac@JackMac·
Sean Strickland has compared me to The Grinch. Pulled up a photo and everything. He then ended it by saying “I’m not trying to be mean”
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