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BREAKING: Delta Airlines demands that the Justice Department begin adding anti-masker passengers to the permanent "no fly" list because there should be "zero tolerance” and “consequences” for all who “endanger” the lives of other passengers. RT TO THANK DELTA FOR STANDING STRONG!

I guess what I’m saying is, be those guys. The guys who don’t laugh at their asshole friend and tell you, “just ignore him.”

BREAKING: Governor Greg Abbott is hit with a HUGE lawsuit from parents of disabled Texan kids over his ban on school mask mandates, who accuse him of violating discrimination laws by making it too dangerous for disabled students to return to school. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THEIR SUIT!

People's decision to not get vaccinated is their personal freedom, right up until the point where the unvaccinated are taking up every single hospital bed and vaccinated people can't go to the hospital for anything.

@sascharothchild @RexChapman To be fair the gulf isn’t really that nice to begin with. I mean…All the refineries and other various chemical plants in Houston alone? I’m surprised the water isn’t always on fire.

@4bluedog2 I’m so sorry for your loss. 😞

@Kaevaec @sirbabygirl I dunno. I’ve only heard of him doing that in front of other people so that must be the only way he ever does it. It’s science.

@sirbabygirl That sounds like fun. I picture him meekly accepting a berating, only to later masturbate over the experience.

I cussed out Louis ck on the street tonight this isn’t a bit

@2cannan1 @girlsreallyrule We haven’t even mentioned Dump.

@NotMaryJoLisa @girlsreallyrule There are so many more, too!

Kirstie Alley: "liberalism" leads to PEDOPHILIA. Where have we heard this before...also, if you need me, I'll be at Comet Pizza.

@2cannan1 @girlsreallyrule And Dennis Hastert!

@2cannan1 @girlsreallyrule Oh yeah. And that oldest Duggar kid!

@vinn_ayy Ok that makes sense.

@NotMaryJoLisa Mosquitoes notoriously hate smoke

oh no the mosquitoes are writing clickbait

@JasonKnightPhD @AnthonyAdragna And what always baffles me about those people…they live on this planet too. They breath the same air. They drink water too. You can’t drink money.

@AnthonyAdragna Imagine lobbying for global destruction and being able to sleep at night. Bed must be stuffed with comfortable $100 bills. What a sleaze.

Senior Exxon lobbyist captured on video names 11 senators "crucial" to company: Capito, Manchin, Sinema, Tester, Hassan, Barrasso, Cornyn, Daines, Coons, Kelly and Rubio. Calls Manchin "Kingmaker" and says speaks with office weekly. channel4.com/news/revealed-…

@menwritewomen Looks like a good way to sever an artery.

i absolutely KNEW a man invented this this is just BEGGING for razor burn

@PamKeithFL Absolutely not

The basic premise of some Dems in the Senate is that if they preserve the filibuster now, if and when the GOP returns to control, they will honor & preserve the filibuster to let the Dems stymie their agenda too. Given what we know of the GOP, is that a rational premise?

@SmellOfMonkey @MacMcCannTX Right?

@MacMcCannTX If she wasn't an amature she would have been carrying her own supply of shredded cheese

one year anniversary to this all time classic DFW tweet

@KimekoM @SaraJBenincasa Happy birthday stranger from the interwebz!

it’s my birthday. please send adam driver visuals and golden girls memes.