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@noyeahobviously Unfortunately not

Yeah alright cool

@glenn_tunes @oakaged22 Well, he is....

IT TRULY LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN WHORE HOUSE 😬🙄

@P_Kallioniemi @Elle_Ham06 At this point I think a bunch of them are probably going to be intentionally doing misconduct just to get themselves in a position where they can resign without him calling them too PTSDing a nickname...

So Trump’s labour secretary has resigned after a misconduct investigation Another one gone, place your bets on who’s next

@TimHannan I’ll give it a watch, just to see how long he can go before shoehorning himself in. “I’m a lot like Jesus. A lot. Probably better. Nobody in history has ever been more like Jesus than me. Not even Jesus was as Jesusey as me. I’ve stopped 600 wars, Jesus didn’t did that.”

@HorrorGorl @Pnicnic I'm surprised that medical insurers haven't started denying heart disease related claims by claiming that its a dental issue...

Dental should not be separate from medical insurance. Gum disease is linked to heart disease.

I'm BEGGING women to PLEASE be careful around any man who's defending Donald Trump. You are not safe with them.

@McFaul fucked up? And what does (just one for instance example) bombing a school (and killing 100+ girls) do preemptively?

@McFaul So, and I'm not a militaryer, wouldn't it have been an idea for the administration to take steps to protect those soldiers and bases first, becaue it seems like they were only attacked (and fucked up AFTER the preemptive stuff thar was to ensure they werent attacked and

Who believes the White House argument that Iran was getting ready to attack our soldiers and bases in the Middle East and so we had to preemptively attack?

If your religion told you to forgive a pedo and disown your gay child, you're a cunt and your religion is shit.

@TheFl0orIsLaVa @petite_michelle The people shot trying to flee over borders/walls... that was only to stop them from missing out on all the joy

If it was so great, why did it need barbed wire to keep people in?

@marlene4719 @MariaBoss18 NATO want to deliver themselves and a special medal to him via Door Dash using that person who can just wander up to the Marine Guardless West Wing door)

@marlene4719 @MariaBoss18 Sir, sir, SIR, you have to tell me where you are so I can find you because all these tears in eyes are getting in the way... I've got the NATO on the NATO phone, they want to do NATOing in your honour... (his story at his press conference later today when he tells everyone that

Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.

@thiccmatisse If your cat molts anything like one of my Mas cats, it'll be an hairloom

If my cat is now using our dearly departed dog’s bowl as her treat bowl, is it a family heirloom now?

@BlueGeorgia @BarbaraComstock "Yeah. But check out this dick I cut off a roadkill raccoon" RFK Jr, probably

Mike Thompson: Under four years of President Biden, there were 514 measles cases in the US. Under just one year of President Trump, there are nearly 2300 cases. Kids have died under your watch, in large part because President Trump allowed your conspiracy theories to run our public health.

@LisaDNews @MalcolmNance And Johnson has all the pressure capability of overcooked spaghetti

Wow. The House just voted down Speaker Johnson's plan for a 5-year FISA extension. Now it looks like it is voting down the *rule* for the 18-month extension idea as well. Johnson tried a McCarthy technique. Force the vote, up the pressure, see what happens. Problem is: that method often failed for McCarthy.

@DrMarianaClaire @VinaySimlot @laurenboebert No, it wasn't her boyfriend, it was a guy she'd just met for a date.

@VinaySimlot @laurenboebert Didn't she give her boyfriend a 5 knuckle shuffle in a cinema?

#NEW: Rep. @laurenboebert talks sexual misconduct allegations on the Hill "Why is everybody so horny here?" She says people need to "go to church. Find Jesus."

@RachelBitecofer @VinaySimlot @laurenboebert Beetlejuice juicing Beetlejuice juicing Beetlejuice juicing

@VinaySimlot @laurenboebert Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

@esjesjesj @tawnyZomby Though (not) in her defence, she did say that security in theatres had advanced over the years so that it was more difficult for her to jack off guys she'd just met without being caught.

She isn’t wrong but also she famously jacked a guy off during a showing of the beetlejuice musical

We are receiving increasing reports of large-scale document destruction from various ministries, affiliated institutions, and companies close to Fidesz.

🚨Republicans just voted 50-49 to hand the Boundary Waters to a foreign mining company that will pollute its headwaters & ship every last mineral to China. Now it goes to Trump's desk, who has financial ties to the billionaire behind the deal. They're not even pretending anymore.