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Happy Corn Final Plant Date to most of you in the Midwest! Remember, if you do have to plant late, @Not_the_RMA will be happy to reduce your guarantee without batting an eye. They live for moments like this!

@CropInsBatman Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good presentation?

Asking for a friend: Have you ever attended a Farmer Meeting and the presentation used a @CropInsBatman meme?

@CropInsBatman @Emilio2763 What I do on my own time is none of your business

@Emilio2763 @Not_the_FSA ?

Shutting Down Insane Asylums was a Yuge Mistake…

Happy New Years you rascals! Help a Crop Insurance Crime Fighting Superhero out. Help me with my New Years Resolution. Feel free to comment if I miss one☝️

@CropInsBatman @usdaFSA

Merry Christmas to all you Crop Insurance Folks, Farmers, anyone associated with @usdaFSA, @Not_the_FSA, and especially @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom!

@CropInsBatman @MurphyCropIns

@MurphyCropIns @Not_the_FSA

Words cannot describe how much I’d love for you to leave me out of your problems @Not_the_FSA But your Mom is extremely attractive.😏

@Not_the_FSA This feels like a turning point in our relationship.

I hate this kitchen utensil so, so much. As much as I as I hate it, Mrs. CropInsCatwomen loves it.

@CropInsBatman Couldn't agree more!

@Not_the_FSA She is not wrong about anything….except this. It’s a hill I’ll die on. Today is the day, this thing will be “lost”.

@Not_the_FSA Im not going to blame you. But its your fault.

Well. This doesnt seem complicated at all. fsa.usda.gov/sites/default/…

SDRP Stage 2 light reading: @Not_the_FSA …. You’re lucky your mom is so hot, or I’d kick your 🍆 fsa.usda.gov/sites/default/…

@CropInsBatman @bmreadel 1. I'd fight @CropInsBatman on pay per view. 2. Im at least a 4 1/2. 3. My mom is out of your league, and I dont need a step dad.....

@bmreadel 1. Would you want to fight some Crop Insurance sometime? 2. On a scale of 1-10, why is @Not_the_FSA always a 3? 3. On a hotness scale of 1-10, how hot is @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom?

Let’s say you have the chance to ask 3 ag focused economists any questions you want. Global, US or a state view. What would you ask?

@CropInsBatman You spelled " I make nonsense posts all day and waste everybody's time" wrong.

I shine a Bat-Shaped spotlight on crimes perpetrated on the Crop Insurance Community. (Mainly by @Not_the_FSA , Compliance, and Dummy’s)

I think I’m gonna stop being an asshole on X, still tbd

@BenRand10 @HawkeyeRy

Once again, I expect better of you, Ryan. Your claim of "when you buy it for hundreds of acres you need a significant loss to wipe out premium" is blatantly false and misleading, and I'll prove it. I'll use NE IPAs and Rates since I know them by heart. Max IPA is $1150 on corn. Cost per $100 is 18c, making the cost per acre $2.07 at max IPA. A 500 acre farm at max IPA generates $1035 in premium. Since GR FIRE is binary, you need less than 1 acre to "wipe out the premium." This is in no way a "significant loss." Your 10% loss ratio claim may be accurate at the company level. I dont know, as I never worked for an AIP. BUT a company's loss ratio does not in any way correlate to how many acres an insured must have to offset his premium. So. I gotta ask. What is your angle here and why make this claim? It's clearly not true, and you know me well enough to know I'd call you on it.

Fire is not a covered peril by Multi Peril Crop Insurance. This coverage is afforded with a Grain Fire policy or possibly thru your hail policy, both of which are a private market product, both of which can be suspended for new business at any time by the AIP(s).

@CropInsBatman You know what could make my Tuesday the best ever? Not having to read @CropInsBatman rambling posts about nothing.

Only one thing could fix Monday. That’s @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom. 😘

What kind of a Monday have I had? Supper: Bacon/Egg/Cheese sandwiches, Chocolate Chip Cookies, 4 fingers Bourbon on the rox This tweet brought to you by: @HormelFoods #blacklabelbacon @WonderBreadUSA @4RosesBourbon Looking for sponsors. Not looking forward to Tuesday. #SCD

Farmer Pole: One Big Beautiful Bill has some changes that require decisions for next year’s crop. Which direction are ya’ll leaning? Speaking of poles, @Not_the_FSA ‘s mom sure works em’.

@BenRand10 @CropInsBatman

Dont forget to let your people know if you need a silage appraisal. Preferably before its chopped. -@Not_the_FSA (probably) -@CropInsBatman (likely)