Andrew Gjefle

KISSINGER: The feasibility of…you’re asking about- NIXON: Fusing with a sandworm, Henry. Yes. And ruling as God Emperor. I want a, I want a frank feasibility assessment. KISSINGER: Mr. President, I want to…I’m going to approach this as I would any, ah, as a strategic question and simply note that the first obstacle would appear to be- NIXON: The sandworms don’t exist. I know the sandworms don’t exist, Henry. I’m not- do I seem like a man who doesn’t know that? I’m talking about the principle. I’m talking about whether the architecture of the thing, whether a version of this, a, an analogous- HALDEMAN: An analogous sandworm. [EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE] NIXON: Don’t do that, Bob.

The chuds long for portland Oregon

Don't waste your time with terrible AI fruit videos when you can watch Mickey Rooney lead an orchestra of fruits, featuring practical effects by the great George Pal.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

High Point student radio call of the game is what it is all about

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I'm the type of millennial who learned about omega-3s from this video youtu.be/8R6TfM6afbs?si…

@poe_collector Average winter day in the PNW. 😊💙

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Only on the everything app can you bait a member of a centuries-old noble bloodline

Suarez trying to catch trying to catch Wilyer Aubrey’s bat flip and his action after he drops it might be the funniest baseball clip I’ve seen in a very long time

its giving rainier avenue seattle washington

"After surfacing and getting the submarine settled, one of the first tasks they undertook was the organization of the very first baseball game at the North Pole. But this was no ordinary game! The field was aligned with the pitcher’s mound as close to the North Pole as possible, which set up some really crazy situations: If a batter hit a 'home run,' he would circumnavigate the world as he rounded the bases; If the ball was hit into right field, it flew into 'tomorrow;' A ball hit to left field remained in the same day, but if it was then thrown to first base it entered “tomorrow”; If the right fielder caught a fly ball, he caught it the next day which meant the batter could not be considered out for another twenty-four hours, but if the ball was caught as a line drive and thrown back towards second or third base, it was being thrown back into yesterday." Jean Willoz-Egnor. "Mariner's Museum". Submariners from the nuclear attack submarine, "USS Seadragon", (SSN-584) surfaced at the North Pole, 1960. Officers/Chief Petty Officers lost to the Crew 13-10.

Did not expect a question that starts out 'Do you think before you speak?' to go so well. A+ question from Charlotte Harpur A++ response from Eileen Gu.

recently I saw an art exhibition that truly made me both laugh and cry: a retrospective of a painter I had never heard of before, Mexican surrealist Alfredo Castañeda (1938-2010). Every painting felt like an "instant classic," as if it had always been part of the canon 1/

I still throw in cream whenever I come across Folgers type of stuff, especially at a breakfast diner. Both are delightful in their own ways. 😊

It's because Millennial hipsters won the Great Coffee War of the late 2000s, so beans are higher quality across the board and it's not needed.

@JamesLucasIT Talent meets obsession meets showmanship meets funding. Beautiful.

Gustav Mahler once said "Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire" This is Charlie Gee, a British stonemason who restores cathedrals and carries a rare level of skill that is fading in the modern world He’s just 23 years old and he's preserving fire

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Ironic, considering the use of AI at all is awful taste.

@Lifesblessings0 @tigers We Christians got a nice Merry Christmas post two months ago. Take a deep breath, sweetheart.

@tigers How about the Catholics who support the team?

As Ramadan begins, we’re wishing peace and blessings to all who celebrate 🌙