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Can we maybe try: “Operation: Stop Spending Your Children into Poverty”?

20 Year Treasury yield now up to 5% You can buy $1 million of these bonds Collect $50k/month for 20 years Pay no state and local taxes Then get $1 million back in 20 years Why aren’t more people doing this? 🤔

@rawsalerts That’s retarded

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

@miagia @degentalks 😂😂

@degentalks penith

Starts w P and we all love it ?

@FarvingCo @grok presumably would aspirin offer the same outcome?

A SINGLE DOSE of ibuprofen increased gut permeability in healthy humans WITHIN 24 HOURS. Not weeks. Not months. Hours. That Advil you took for your headache. The ibuprofen before your workout. The naproxen for your back. PMID: 19148789 Each one widened the gaps in your intestinal lining — the same tight junctions that keep bacteria, endotoxins, and undigested food out of your bloodstream. A study of 286 patients on long-term NSAIDs found measurable intestinal inflammation in up to 72% of them. PMID: 9824604 This isn’t rare. This is the norm for regular users. Once the barrier opens, bacterial endotoxins (LPS) leak into circulation. Your immune system mounts a low-grade inflammatory response. Insulin signaling breaks. Your body starts storing visceral fat — the deep fat around your liver and intestines that no amount of cardio burns off. The gut damage came first. The belly fat followed. Most people treat the inflammation with more NSAIDs. Which causes more permeability. Which causes more inflammation. The loop doesn’t break on its own. The barrier has to be rebuilt. A 2020 review in Current Pharmaceutical Design (PMID: 32445447) found BPC-157 resealed gut barrier integrity across multiple models of intestinal damage — including damage from NSAIDs specifically. When I first tried BPC-157, the urgency and bloating that followed every meal improved noticeably within 2 days. Not a full fix overnight — but enough to know the tissue was responding. I use Barrier — oral BPC-157 designed to dissolve across the full GI tract, where the damage actually lives. Stop feeding the loop. Fix the wall. Barrier — code GUNNAR saves 15%.

@forallcurious @bryan_johnson

🚨: Research suggest that just 3 days of camping in the forest can increase the production of cells that kill cancer by more than 50%.

Some tweets shouldn’t be twot

@sophieraiin @BacheloretteABC Imagine

@BacheloretteABC heard you needed a new bachelorette for this upcoming season 🫣

@mikadontlouz Haha cuz it’s a mirror right. Funni woman

Reflecting

@valueandtime @coldcallsniper And fucking 4K a year maintenance min

@coldcallsniper This build cost $10k

Girls with this build make life worth living

@Skyler_Tea My favorite state is Labrador

Had no idea this exists off the coast of Dubai 🤯.

@miagia @defidarling This

@defidarling but ciggs and coffee is my breakfast

day 41 no vaping + skin improved + energy improved + easier to exercise 10/10 recommend

@CaleCrypto You have a kid?

Today my 13 month old ate - 2 eggs - a clementine - bacon - yogurt - applesauce - Irish cheese - blueberry fruit leather - skirt steak - sweet potato w/french butter - a peach Most well fed baby out there

1) what

@Mike_Rosko_ I’ll take things that should stay in your head for $1000 Alex

im 59 years old and still need to jerk off 5 times a day, how am i still so horny

@watchking69 Only if it’s British racing green

Chat should I buy a Bentley GT

@RyannL47 Gm

Did you hear about the new viagra drug coming out? It’s called mycoxafloppin

@voidsnam Are you a clawdbot?

How do deaf people know if someone is in the bathroom?