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@NickChaps96 The two most common descriptors I see for the new costumes are "Regal Cinema uniform" and "bowling alley carpet." The CMs used to pick up shifts *specifically* because of those old, iconic costumes. These new ones are detested by every one of the CMs I've spoken to.

Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween parties are almost here, and the cast members have new outfits to wear during them. And they are…something. 👀 I wonder if Disney got some feedback from the CMs wanting something that might be cooler to wear in the heat? Here’s a comparison.

@thenewarea51 They don’t want banner planes flying over the parks.

Fine, but do we really still need a Disneyland TFR? This red circle of terror has been in effect since I’ve been a young Jr. d*ckweed 51. It’s time to start a petition, abolish the Disneyland TFR. It serves zero point zero purpose.

@DschlopesIsBack It'd be kind of hard to buy him a beer since he died a few weeks later. lmao #fuckingidiot

Never forget this brave American citizen that turned down getting a Covid vaccine and called out Fauci right to his face on camera. I still want to buy this man a beer!

@SirRobertBuford @MJAcquiredTaste @HEB This is the best response to the OP's tweet. lmao #lazyfuck

@MJAcquiredTaste @HEB “for people who are too lazy to go shopping themselves.” Ya ok buddy. Meanwhile, you’re parking in one of those spots because you’re apparently too lazy to park an extra 15 steps away 😂

Dear @HEB Feel free to tow me if you want, but… I’m going to keep parking at your Curbside parking spots, even though I don’t use Curbside. All of these empty parking spaces in the front being held for people who are too lazy to go shopping themselves is a joke.

@Degentle_ You guys stop falling for the these stupid Africa-based engagement farmers, for fuck's sake.

Who works in HR? Is my manager supposed to be asking me this ???? This is not her first offense

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Me! I had the original vax and all the boosters. Still going.

In honor of Dr. Fauci, who had all the covid shots and is still alive?

@TroyShear @somewareatdiz If they could find a way to ramp up food options to the point where they could close Cosmic Rays for a couple of years so they could do the asbestos abatement in the building where Stitch used to live & put a new attraction in there, that would be insane.

@somewareatdiz I hope they improve MK food options.

Going into D23 my hunch based on recent actions/rumors is that they’re getting ready to position Magic Kingdom as the flagship park of the brand (it’s already the most attended). That means “plussing” everything ahead of the big expansions that will drive even more attendance

@SGTWipper1Each Is the concept of three dimensions foreign to you or something?

5,000 people... How can something 1,100 feet long carry 5,000 people?!

@Blog_Mickey TIL there is "major league pickleball"

Goofy and Minnie Mouse came out to the ESPN Wide World of Sports to celebrate Major League Pickleball coming to Walt Disney World. And yes, Goofy brought pickles

@NecroSignatures @DrNeilStone Imagine being too stupid to understand the concept of time. #fuckingidiot

@DrNeilStone This dipshit states Covid killed millions, then immediately follows up with vaccines worked 😂 The IC said it was a lab leak, retard.

For the Covid conspiracy theorists who think they've "won", the reality is - Covid killed millions - Vaccines worked - Ivermectin didn't - Hydrochloroquine didn't -There's no proof it was a lab leak So, yeah, no

@Andrath1975 @DrNeilStone Not if you understand how time works, you fucking idiot.

@DrNeilStone ``` - Covid killed millions - Vaccines worked ``` This is a contradiction.

@cutelipssx Another fake-ass engagement bait story from an account based in Africa. Fuck off with this stupid 💩

My mom was antivax. She reluctantly let us get the vaccines we needed for school, but nothing more. She refused psychiatric medication for her anxiety and diagnosed OCD. She gravitated towards natural remedies for ailments. Ginger for nausea, elderberry syrup for cold and flu, milkweed for planters warts, etc. She made everything from scratch. We rarely ate out. Almost everything came out of her kitchen. She gave birth naturally and refused epidurals. She never even took Tylenol…⬇️

@Cute_Ayana_ What's up with all these stupid ass Africa based accounts posting this idiotic kind of engagement bait drivel? Shut the fuck up.

Having sex in the 90s Man- I'm sexually attracted to you Woman- me too Man- let's fuck Woman- yes Having sex in 2026:

@11Spooner11 The account is based in Africa anyway. This is another fake ass engagement farmer.

@ChelfcAbby Your story is fundamentally flawed and inconsistent with how insurance companies operate. This didn’t happen. Oops

The insurance company offered me $300,000 after my house burned down. They said it was their "final settlement." I accepted. The claims adjuster looked relieved. "You understand that once you sign, this matter is closed?" "Yes." He smiled. I smiled back. Then I signed. Two weeks later, my attorney sent the company a second letter.

@ChitownMike312 @GOLDBABYO Glad someone pointed this out. These stupid engagement farmers are getting ridiculous with all the fake stupid shit they post.

@GOLDBABYO Your hut doesn’t have running water bro

My water bill jumped from $48 to $2,917, and the utility company kept insisting I must have left a faucet running. I laughed at first because I live alone. Then the woman on the phone said, “Our records show continuous water usage for 19 straight days.” I checked every sink, every toilet, even the outside spigot. Nothing was leaking.

@crazyparkguy No, they shouldn't have. Disney doesn't do that for random streamers, ffs.

Also I’m shocked Disney didn’t have a better plan for him being here. Simply because of how crowds act around him, they should have treated him like the highest profile celebrity in the park. Moving him around through back stage access.

Who even was this dude at Magic Kingdom today? Isnt he just a twitch streamer or something? I know he always draws huge crowds (same kind of crowd that’ll come for Fortnite at HHN) but like why. What does he do? Why is he so popular? What are all those people doing crowding him?

@louisedbegin You're like the 80th person to post this today. *You* did not see this, and it's not your video.

11 hours in the road today .. I saw broken down campers , an accident ( nothing major but still 😢) a few deer 🦌 and some foxes. But this definitely has to be the favorite 😂 😂💙

@SGTWipper1Each A decaying human corpse. Nothing else comes close.

What's the absolute worst smell you have ever encountered? Don't hold back, we can take it.

@swewing @mattahertz Negative. It's coming to my non-GMail account like this as well.

@mattahertz I suspect they’re only doing it for mail going to Google. When I moved to self-hosted email recently I started getting the full details again.

Has anyone noticed @amazon's new delivery confirmation emails? They’ve shifted to incredibly vague subject lines like "Delivered: 1 Lawn & Garden item" or "Delivered: 1 Baking item" instead of actually telling you what arrived. Does this bother you too? I wrote about it in this morning's newsletter: logistics.beehiiv.com

@b29953 @DiscussingFilm Why don't you hold your breath until he apologizes? Do it!

@DiscussingFilm He's a lunatic!!! Not watching until he apologizes to President Trump! 😡

The first trailer for ‘REACHER’ Season 4 has been released. Releasing August 12 on Prime Video.