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@pendle_fi @claudeai @ChatGPTapp LFG!

Pendle is now 100% ready for AI agents! Introducing Pendle Skills and MCP ✅ Ready to be plugged into @claudeai, @ChatGPTapp and more ✅ Hunt yields and execute autonomously with agents DeFi’s best yields are now just a prompt away

I routinely get asked by friends “where’s the best place to farm stable coin yield in the bear market!?” I always tell them the same. DON’T DO IT. Either trade and be active in crypto or just take the money off the table and into a bank. It’s MidWit bait to try and “yield farm”. in Q1 2026 so far: 137.7M was stolen across 15 protocols in 81 days. The yield depositors earned on that capital? About 1.25m That's a 1:110 ratio. For every $1 earned in yield, $110 was stolen. Even worse, approx 26M of the exploited funds weren't even in yield positions. Users got drained through token approvals and bridge vulnerabilities while earning literally nothing. The protocols paying 3-6% APY are asking you to risk 100% of your principal for basically unlimited risk. You'd need 18+ years of uninterrupted yield to break even on one quarter of exploits. Just trade, build, or GTFO.

@mezzanine_fi Smart contract risk = Developer not/oversight knowing what can go wrong with the code they are writing, also can be the case they are the one placing the loophole there themselves, may also be broader systematic and architectural risk with incompetent vault managers.

Do you actually know what smart contract risk means for your deposit? Most people know the term but not the detail.

Did you know the banana your grandparents ate is extinct? A fungus killed every single one because they were all clones🍌 Blockchains made the same mistake_ One architecture for every use case but same vulnerabilities. The fix? Biodiversity New piece on why monocultures die🌱

@TokenBrice Agree, RWA is on chain CeFi. DeFi is @LiquityProtocol @CurveFinance

Imagine the level of lobotimization we have gone through to read "RWA-backed" and "DeFi" in the same sentence and not immeditately go "WTF girl?! go back to TradFi plz" Onchain CeFi can be useful, but the line blurrying with DeFi gotta stop TradFi distribution rails ≠ DeFi

@DarkLord_gr @gabavineb @boros_fi What do you mean by BLP? Like HLP and GLP perps vault?

Day 2 of spamming @gabavineb, to implement BLP on @boros_fi! I will keep counting until it’s live

@mezzanine_fi 6%

If a new dollar yield protocol launched today what APY would make it worth your attention?

Ai is out of control 😂

Ethereum needs an Encrypted Mempool and it needs it fast. It's not just about stopping sandwiching. Encrypted mempools are how Ethereum matures its onchain markets. I just published a post on why Ethereum needs encrypted mempools. Here are the core arguments:

@_julianma Actually based

Pre-staked my KAT into avKAT. 35% yield floor for 60 days, 3x rewards, 3x voting power, founding staker status — all locked in before TGE. Stake yours at app.katana.network/stake

We just completed the largest decentralised LLM pre-training run in history: Covenant-72B. Permissionless, on Bittensor subnet 3. 72B parameters. ~1.1T tokens. Commodity internet. No centralized cluster. No whitelist. Anyone with GPUs could join or leave freely. 1/n

@NeoX_wallpapers RAD!!!

Van Gogh meets Pokémon.👻

@onu_slim Gospel

This Is How To Fail At 30 At 30, you don’t fail because you’re unlucky. You fail because of patterns. You fail when you still think you have “time” like you did at 22. You fail when your income hasn’t grown but your lifestyle has. You fail when you spend more time debating politics and football than building skills. You fail when you know AI is changing everything but you’re still comfortable being average. You fail when you earn ₦300,000 and spend ₦290,000 just to look successful. You fail when you have zero assets but strong opinions about the economy. You fail when your friends are all broke and nobody in your circle is pushing you to grow. You fail when you are busy but not productive. You fail when you’re educated but not valuable. You fail when you depend on one salary in an unstable economy. You fail when you refuse to reinvent yourself

@phtevenstrong @WhiteHouse Gotta finish what you started. And here we are

When was the last time Iran attacked American non-combatants on American soil? When was the last time Iran attacked American non-combatants directly anywhere? AFAIK, they haven't. And even if you use Hezbollah as a proxy, it would be 40 years since the last attack on U.S. non-combatants (Beirut). I don't support the Ayatollah (whose regime we are largely responsible for), but it is not clear to me that Iran was a threat to U.S. non-combatants.

President Trump isn't interested in endless wars, he's interested in ENDING decades-long chaos in the Middle East.

@ziwenxu_ Curious🧐

We blew past the 2K followers goal. Now we’re knocking on 5K’s door. I’m so grateful for the support that I’m opening the doors to Hyperclaw, the Mission Control for Openclaw. We’re in beta, and for everyone who follows and helps me refine the platform with feedback: YOU GET LIFETIME ACCESS FOR $0. I want the OGs who support me to own this tool forever. 👇 Drop HYPERCLAW in the comments so I know you are interested !!

I'm claiming my AI agent "pinocchia" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: claw-MGDW

@pokemon_nstlgia I always pick grass

@jordymaui Do you use your agent as a productivity partner or just a friend?