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Itsa me, Nutty

@NuttyPirate

Galactic hegemon. Self-deprecator. Much /s Magnificent time-bastard according to Grok 4.1 "Don't have a cow, man." - fellow spiky head

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Itsa me, Nutty
Itsa me, Nutty@NuttyPirate·
With the Switch 2 Nintendo Direct coming soon, I thought I'd do some research over the last couple weeks and post some fun, Grok assisted predictions and macro analysis of what we might see on April 2nd. Let's dive in! Probably the most important question everyone would like to know, is when will the Switch 2 release? I compiled loads of data (past releases, time between announcements and previous releases, etc.) to help me figure it out. Grok initially came up with the likeliest date of June 27, 2025 when asked to give an estimate. This felt early, leaving only twelve weeks after the Direct for preparation. Although Grok 3 seems to be a massive improvement, I considered one factor that it did not, which is the “Nintendo curse.” For those unaware of this phenomenon, I'm referring to the fact that every other console released in recent history by Nintendo has been a commercial disappointment. What's more after bringing the “curse” to Grok's attention, it analyzed the historical data and admitted this was an important oversight. All in all, due to past shortages and scalping dilemmas, I estimate Nintendo will want to overprepare, so to say. I believe that Friday, July 18th is the most likely contender. The other big unknown, of course, are technical specs for the Switch 2. I won't post my complete macro analysis here for ease of reading, but if anybody is curious about my Grok strategy you can always reply and ask, or message me! As many gamers are likely aware, due to affordability concerns and mass production required for hardware of this caliber it isn't really practical to use cutting-edge chips, so I looked at data about the original Switch to help inform my prediction. The Switch 2 will very likely include a variation of T239 Tegra. With a 12gb video memory Ampere gpu onboard, this would put the new system at approximately 1.2 to 1.4 TFLOPS in handheld mode. Compared to the original Switch clocking in at around 157 GFLOPS, this is a possible ~9x improvement! I believe Nintendo will hold off on 5nm process, for now, possibly for a Switch 2 Pro version down the line. I like to temper expectations, so all said I'll go with an 8-core 8nm T239 pushing 1.3TFLOPS in handheld mode, 2.6TFLOPS docked with 60fps, 2k DLSS upscaling technology. Mark it! Other factors that are interesting to consider are ssd size and battery specs. My main focus was on the other two issues, so I'll just take some educated guesses here based on prior research and what Grok predicts. I believe for the internal memory, we'll see a 256gb and expansion slot upgrade, that is, if Nintendo learned anything from Steam deck missteps. Battery life will depend on system load, so I'll just estimate that Nintendo will use a cost-effective battery somewhere in the 5,000mAh range, just about 20% better than the original and rely heavily on game optimization. Mark it! The Nintendo Switch 2 is sure to make waves. Whether it's a tsunami of success, or a wash out and belly flop, only time will tell. I'm optimistic that Nintendo can balance being cost-effective with impressive technological leaps for a handheld device. All said, I believe the Switch 2 will be a solid new hybrid console option in the $399 range, with Mario Kart 9 as the flagship release title on July 18, 2025! Wahoo!
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William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
Hope you all had a wonderful day!
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Itsa me, Nutty@NuttyPirate·
Whew, made level 41 and first ascension dungeon on @pathofexile HC Ruthless. No guide, no being carried! Asking Grok about which ascension is best now though, honestly surprised I lived this long 😂
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BEEP@kristanovva·
tell me your favorite video game soundtrack
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Spike Cohen@RealSpikeCohen·
The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.
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Itsa me, Nutty@NuttyPirate·
I see Grim finally worked up the courage to claim Chuck Norris. RIP to a bad ass, and one of the OG meme kings.
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
🚨BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has re-elected Kim Jon Un as the ruler of North Korea
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Itsa me, Nutty@NuttyPirate·
Live look at the Diablo 2 community this evening
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Diablo 2 friday night :)
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Additionally, This email was apparently sent from Nadia Marcinkova, once an Epstein co-conspirator:
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Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: This email was sent by Susan Hamblin, according to Rep. Luna just now. Susan Hamblin is the founder of Kids2Families adoption agency. Congress must have her testify under oath immediately, and Kash Patel's FBI must open an investigation into her ASAP. Who agrees?
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1/4 Black Garrett@QTRBlackGarrett·
Jason Statham set to star in Jason Statham. Where he plays Jason Statham. an action-Jason Statham. Directed by Jason Statham and written by Jason Statham. Co-staring Jason Statham, Jason Statham and Jason Statham. Coming this Jason Statham
Empire@empiremagazine

Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more: #Echobox=1771013051-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">empireonline.com/movies/news/ja…

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Crazy thing is tho I heard someone say most of the redacted names are women. Not surprise when women are left to complete freedom to act out evil they’re normally way worst than men
Kangmin Lee | 이강민@kangminlee

The worst Epstein document I've seen. A little girl said Jesus makes her feel safe so they dressed up as Jesus as they raped & murdered her. The level of evil we're dealing with here is incomprehensible. Every single name must be revealed and justice must be served.

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