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One tough life lesson I have had to learn the hard way- impossible as may be, Do not give the devil an inch, mile or foothold in your life, family, relationship, work, church, nation, environment.. anywhere.. the death and destruction that follows is definitely not worth it! 😰😮‍💨

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

Landed on the TL, to find out My @Safaricom_Care App updated. I can finally go back to paying my bill now directly via the App. No complaints here yet.. 😮‍💨🙌🏽

My understanding of the recent fuel issue 1. KK cronies sat down and decided to make a killing from the current fuel crisis and from the NSC gave permission for some firms to import fuel outside the G to G agreement. 2. The firms were given the letters and mobilized fuel

@Kenyans But you still went ahead and issued unnecessary permits in already over crowded residential areas that can’t support even their little infrastructure! Please pick a struggle. 🚮 🚮

In 1901, a letter was written to the UK saying that Nairobi will always flood - Sakaja

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

@MisterAlbie An elected person who’s in Govt. Yo!! We did ourselves dirty fr!!

Look at how they are playing with our taxes like its monopoly money

When I see David Maraga I see integrity; When I see David Maraga I see accountability; When I see David Maraga I see a corruption-free government. These are the words of the youth and our great people of Marigat in Baringo County! #UkatibaCaravan #Kumekucha @UGMParty

Mine is to remind people gachagua was evicted by force from the table of gluttony,it's not like he left willingly . After he wipped his mouth and swallowed the last food ,he turned and spoke for the starving . Ata tooth pick Bado Iko kwa mdomo, charlatan.

@WashiraX @justusowaka That part for county fees are a form of tax..,

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

Okay what’s with the Parcel Delivery scams??? The number of numbers I’ve blocked last 3 days!! 😭😭😭 @Safaricom_Care y’all got a data leak ama?

HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

@F1 @OscarPiastri @McLarenF1 Happy Birthday Pia!!! 💃🏽💃🏽

Happy Birthday, @OscarPiastri 🥳 The @McLarenF1 ace turns 25 today 🎂 #F1

@margieNdungu 🤭😂😂😂 shhhh our age is showing. 😅 but Twitter back then was chief legit!! 💪🏽

@NyambuG do you remember the SMSs? Hehe. Twitter used to be IT.

May I never get too familiar with the finished work of Christ. Jesus did that! The perfect gift. ❤️

The only Holiday that matters!! Loving this TL, this weekend!! 🙌🏽✝️

This is why I don’t fear closed doors too much. They sealed a tomb too.

@Ziggys_Duck @Mwanikih Plus comments.. 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Jesus to his disciples today:

Happy Easter!