Tess Hazel

There’s nobody in this world that can gaslight you more than a braider who wants to use gel on your hair.

me when i am around more then 3 people

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.

Justin bieber Justin bieber in 2007 in 2026

I know business is hard and the Strait is closed but Katogo of 40k is a crime against humanity

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

If Kanye west had limited his views to slavery was a choice, he would still be welcomed in the UK.

I guess forgiveness is not permitted if you offend powerful groups of people

VIDEO: Bobi Wine recounts a hilarious story from the time he was sheltered by a Good Samaritan in Uganda while he was on the run following the presidential elections.

Dusty roads, car fumes send Ugandans to hospital. Uganda is now ranked the 8th most polluted country globally and the 3rd most polluted in Africa observer.ug/news/ugandans-…

The only thing that can make life worth living in this country is if you have someone to kiss maybe once a week. Outside that NOTHING

I’m seeing headlines everyday that I thought I’d never see in my lifetime

As a country without a minimum wage, the PAYE threshold of UGX 235,000 per month where an employee pays zero PAYE should be revised.This figure was set in 2012, 12years later, the 235k of 2012 is almost 1million today. In 2014 a litre of fuel was at average 3500, and now it’s at 5200/=, so while Govt revises tax bills every year, the lowest threshold remains the same. Considering our economic times, taxing any amount below 1m is not only unfair but unjust. Govt should consider increasing the PAYE threshold to mark the economic realities of our time.

The tax that is really hurting people is PAYE because it is taken directly from their salaries. The money we pay on airtime, water, and other things is not felt as much by people. Now they want to raise PAYE to 40 percent—nearly half of a person’s salary would be taken. MPs do not share in this pain, so there will be less debate about it in Parliament- Hon Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda , MP Kira Municipality #MorningAtNTV

$300 in K’la gets you a 1 bedroom in dusty Kyanja or Kisaasi, wedged btn a Pentecostal church and a bar, with no access road $300 in Nairobi gets you a 2-bedroom in a gated estate with a gym, pool, elevator, landscaped gardens… and a casual view of a national park. Now hear SSD.

Adulting is just looking at your bank account and realizing you're one car repair away from living in the woods with a squirrel named Dave.

@mtnug what’s the update since you won’t respond to me? Ticket: INC14387756 And no, I can’t afford to wait 24hrs for you to resolve an LOS, I have things to do!!!

OIL VOLATILITY - Crude oil surged by 30% and hit $117 - Reversed gains on reports of G7 countries considering release of emergency reserves, with price falling to $98. - Rose again to $106 - Steady declines since then, now down to $93.

Floods havoc in Nairobi Heavy rains on Friday evening trigger flooding Motorists stranded, homes submerged in Nairobi #CitizenFridayNight

Well damn!