George Costanza

@TopTierPucks Sorry but the 70s Habs called, they wanted to let you know that their dynasty exists. Also Mario Lemieux called, he said Gretzky couldn't be reached since he was too scared to get physical :) <3

Oilers have the greatest dynasty of all time, greatest players of all time, most cups since entering the league, voted greatest team of all time by the NHL. Also have McDavid, generate the most revenue in the league, biggest market, most relevant and most talked about. A+ fans

NHL all time franchise rankings

@Whitecaps1 @mikepell33 @HabsOnReddit *your

@mikepell33 @HabsOnReddit Tell you Mommy

Jakub Dobes on the chirping during the NYI vs Habs game: “I heard everything that was going on between the benches. There was something that one player (from NYI) said that shouldn’t be said. I just told the referees: ‘Please be careful, this stuff doesn’t belong in the game.”

@Sportsnet Rare J.T. Miller W???

Thomas Chabot headed straight to the room after taking a cross-check from J.T. Miller at the conclusion of the first period.

@DPegstott @EricEngels Suzuki's on pace for 100. Caufield's on pace for 50 goals, Hutson is literally top 4 in defenseman scoring. Where is the rock you live under??

@EricEngels Other than a 100 point player, 50 goal scorer and a top scoring defenceman, this post is accurate.

A 100-point man? A 50-goal scorer? A dominant power forward? A top-scoring defenceman? A tantalizing rookie? The Canadiens have what they haven’t had in decades. The fans have been starving for it, and this is just the beginning…

@OgBardownski @NHLRumourReport He's washed lmao. He still has the shot but the dude barely skates, he's gassed after 20 seconds. It's time to pack it up, go play in Russia, his time is unfortunately done.

@NHLRumourReport You in no way should pus Ovechkin out Seriously? 0% chance, that is an awesome experience for a kid and a huge attraction for fans

Frank Seravalli: Re Alex Ovechkin future: I do believe that part of the decision to move away from John Carlson was in part to send that message, that hey, it's time, the guard is changing here, we've got young players who are knocking at the door - Big Show (3/20)

@DailyFaceoff It's March, what else did we expect from the life long choker known as Steve Yzerman?? 😂😂

What has gone wrong for the Detroit Red Wings? dailyfaceoff.com/news/detroit-r…

@Thunderwing1974 @Steve_Dangle @265Kilometres Calm down little boy. A suspension of 1-2 games is worse than a suspension for 3 random regular season games. Playoffs are at most 28 games if all series go to 7. Suspensions are obviously lighter because the games mean much more. Give your head a fucking shake.

@Steve_Dangle @265Kilometres Steve, just to show you how they do not care about what the hockey world thinks, they choose to announce this on Sunday night. Worse still, in the playoffs, this same gesture will result in a game, if lucky. Parros, take your DOPS chair with you and resign. Enough already.

Nazem Kadri has been suspended for the remainder of the first round for AJ Greer's hit on Connor Zary

@Tay_J3K @Steve_Dangle @265Kilometres Because the Leafs only go for expensive targets, they don't know what good depth looks like. Stop blaming the league, Montreal doesn't have these problems and they're bigger than Toronto. Kadri was suspended for like 3 games, shut the fuck up it was deserved lmao

@Steve_Dangle @265Kilometres How: The NHL "wouldn't it be funny to just give Toronto the hardest time with anything" need a 1st for basically every trade it feels, low power play calls, Shut down basic scouting techniques, suspend their players for ridiculous amounts of time...

@thenotoriousens @20slafgoatsky @CanadiensMTL Stutzle could never.

@20slafgoatsky @CanadiensMTL Stutzle wanna be

Slaf 2.0 #GoHabsGo

@Harriso14352372 @ADiMarco25 Leafs don't want Fatvei believe me.

@ADiMarco25 Michkov or Martone would simply just have to be in any deal.

Theoretical trade... TOR receives: Owen Tippett or Trevor Zegras Jett Luchanko Oliver Bonk TO 1st in 2027 3rd round pick in 2028 (if Matthews re signs PHI receives: Auston Matthews (25% retention) Joseph Woll #leafsforever #letsgoflyers

@wearejails @HabsOnReddit Because you need to pitch in games like this, tight as well you need to take risks. Matheson was a moron to play the puck the way he did instead of making a safe play.

@HabsOnReddit Why is no one addressing Dobson’s stupid pinch in a tight game?

Guy Carbonneau on RDS L’Antichambre: “I can’t blame Mike Matheson. It’s an unfortunate error at a bad time, but he would make the right play 249 out of 250 times.”

@Alexhabs9011 @HabsOnReddit Because then the OTHER French media attacks the one that attacks the French player lmao

@HabsOnReddit Why can’t French media criticize French players?

@NHLFlyers Damn looks like Fatvei needs to learn to play D

Kings strike first with :27.6 remaining in the opening frame. #PHIvsLAK

@ECLIlPSED @PeterPiperReady @PuckReportNHL Says the guy replying to a George Costanza troll account 😂

@OG_Costanza @PeterPiperReady @PuckReportNHL not only do you sound stupid, you’re also just plain wrong??

What an incredible turn of events. #Isles out of a playoff spot for first time since Dec 4 thanks to a Brady Tkachuk winner w/ 11 seconds left for Ottawa. #CBJ 3rd in Metro, playoff spot for the first time since Nov 17. They are 17-2-4 under Rick Bowness.

@ChrisIve @HabsOnReddit Yep you're definitely not bothered. That's why you had to point out a completely different point. Definitely not hurt feelings at all by some dude posting funnies on Twitter 😂😂

@OG_Costanza @HabsOnReddit You are the one crying dude lol I am not bothered at all. You will understand when you reach puberty.

Mike Matheson loses the puck and Alex Debrincat scores and the Wings lead 2-1 vs the Habs

@ECLIlPSED @PeterPiperReady @PuckReportNHL Damn they're where Johnny Gaudreau is...

@PeterPiperReady @PuckReportNHL sorry, can’t hear you from all the way down there

@ChrisIve @HabsOnReddit Yeah no fucking shit I'm upset we just choked a playoff spot because Mike Matheson doesn't know how to handle the puck. Dude has single handedly cost us like 8 points this year. Cope.

@OG_Costanza @HabsOnReddit This is literally you rn

@ChrisIve @HabsOnReddit Aw little baby's gonna cry harder?? 😂😂

@OG_Costanza @HabsOnReddit You are embarrassing dude, grow up

@ChrisIve @HabsOnReddit You clearly just want to ignore every one of his defensive lapses because once in a while he has an okay play lmao. Dude sucks defensively, cry harder that Monty is trash. 😀

@OG_Costanza @HabsOnReddit 3 games ago Matheson made a huge defensive play that lead to the ENG and a win and everyone loved him. I don’t care about your emotional opinion.

@XhekajWillEatUr @HabsOnReddit Just because he's from Point-Claire doesn't mean he's French 😂

@HabsOnReddit He’s French 🤯

There is no clip of Habs coach Marty St. Louis yelling at Mike Matheson on the bench after his brutal turnover