Andy

Santa Claus is a deep state operative meant to subvert communism

@DramaAlert random Russian grandmother who lives at the bottom of the mountain:

Russian shoots CANNON, causes avalanche

Just learned what a Skrilla Doot Doot is and I feel dumber now

John 13:34-35 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.” Maybe the hardest command Jesus ever gave us...

*Opens Twitter *Sees man assassinated for political beliefs *Sees left and right bickering about if man who died deserved it or not *Just wanted to see memes *Closes Twitter

@Richard_YTS @vexian you got cooked bro

Racing for the title for top youtube strategist Who’s next? 😂 (You’ve never seen a running form like that)

@MrBeast I'd call literally anyone on earth other than my wife

If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?

@stanislov1960 @yegwave A loud bike is an extra safety measure. I'm not saying I drive like an idiot and rely just on my muffler to make me safe. But I drive a loud bike and like it because it's an added layer of safety and alertness for other drivers to be aware that I'm on the road near them

@OOF_ItsAndy @yegwave I would not rely on other drivers in my area to be aware of anything. They drive with ear buds in, merge on to the freeway at 30 mph, don't shoulder check and so on. If you ride in Edmonton, keep your head on a swivel.

Edmonton has greenlit a $50,000 pilot project aimed at tackling the ongoing problem of noisy vehicles using cameras and microphones.

@stanislov1960 @yegwave of course, but being aware that there is a bike that is half the size or less than the average vehicle on the roads is an added bonus because of the noise. Most people are looking for a semi or lifted RAM in their side mirror before their California lane changes. not a bike

@OOF_ItsAndy @yegwave You guys tell yourselves that. Defensive driving/riding keeps you safe from the meatheads.

@FearedBuck Not having kids is fine, but you're absolutely robbing yourself of some of the most fun and greatest moments you'll ever experience in life

Valkyrae reveals that for the rest of her life, she plans to probably not have kids, play video games, stay attractive, and make money

@ImSkatchel @FearedBuck All Goggins are worthy of admiration!!!

@OOF_ItsAndy @FearedBuck ERM, wrong Goggins. I’m obsessed with Walton. But I appreciate you thinking about me 🥰

David Goggins has completed a 200 mile race in 66 hours at the Bigfoot 200 through the mountains 🔥

@anonbirdd Hey I know that gym

New Turkey Tom video just dropped abt PirateSoftware New TomDark video this weekend also new shirts :)

@mariojoos I make daily chess videos! Would be curious what you think of the first minute! youtu.be/wud_eUvkfJw?si…

GUYS I LOVE THIS

Guys the Chess E-Sports world finals is really cool...

@LoochyTV @BigRobEnergy In the age of the internet I can make an extra $500 tomorrow if I wanted and that's probably low-balling

@BigRobEnergy If they have time to play games on their PS4 but no time to make an extra $500 over the course of a literal decade I have zero sympathy.

Battlefield 6 not releasing on PS4/Xbox One is a good thing. Modern games shouldn’t be held back by 12 year old hardware. Definitely sucks for some, but how long are they supposed to keep trying to make games playable on dated technology?

I think my wife would really like it if I started calling her my ex-fiance

@DonutOperator Bought an @mavixchairs 3 years ago and I'll never buy anything else again. Exceptional chair, exceptional customer service. Recommend them 100% of the time every time

Streaming soon! What’s your favorite “gaming chair”? I’m needing a new one.

@dancantstream @amazon I just don't think Twitch wants to live anymore...