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@Joominmames The undersea cables need to be cut. It should be a crime that Indians can access our internet

Being too low IQ for the pattern recognition that naturally leads to stereotypes, these people just make them up. They'll see a shady idol mill being run out of a farmer's basement and think "ah of course this is a low caste Chinese girl being forced to dance for a high caste Indian. Just like our dancing boys here"

@kenzietuff Total american cultural victory

An entire stadium of Germans singing Country Roads during NFL games in Munich is one of my favorite things.

i want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing

This is how I approach women at my local park

@GorteBrandon @PurpyNFL Many diesel pumps are the same size as normal gas pumps.

@PurpyNFL And how the heck did he manage to fit the larger diesel nozzle into a gasoline vehicle filler?

Well it does say DIESEL in the same language

@JrwallaceR @PurpyNFL A lot of diesel pumps are the same size as gas pumps. Depending on station and which pump you're at you can have a larger nozzle higher flow diesel pump. My diesel car cannot fit the larger truck size nozzles

@PurpyNFL And you can't fit the diesel nozzle into a gasoline vehicle. Brits are probably stupidly confused because their vehicle runs on liquid fuel. Lol

Have we considered just giving possums peptides and cocaine to solve the tick problem?

@VicThePilot51 @Hazesint Bro first year was peak. I got the game in December 2015 and it was peak for two years running. Only other shooter I enjoyed more was Rising Storm 2.

@Hazesint First year of the game was lightning in a bottle, then they remembered they were Ubisoft

When your date tells you she wants to settle down and you ask her how many men she's been with

@hibernianjester My ex when I was fresh out of high school did this shit and got mad when I told her to delete it. Shockingly art hoes without fathers do not make good girlfriends.

when you tell her she cant go on tinder to make friends

@FormulaFocus99 @Careerflex Ah yes the crowd talking about how trashy the white house is for having construction is completely okay with large formal meetings and parties being hosted in tents on the white house lawn instead of a building.

@Careerflex That ballroom is funded by US tax payers. You’ve written a whole lot of words to say nothing. It’s a waste of money and it isn’t needed.

Maybe once a year as a contractor, we get a supremely stupid client who asks us to do some large project. We describe the process and the timeline. Inevitably, the idiot waits until the halfway point, sees the disastrous-looking construction zone, and without talking to us freaks out and goes on social media with their hysteria. It's usually only liberal women who validate them. Sane women and men try to challenge them to think through what a project might look like before, during, and after. We tell them to remove their libelous hysteria, or we walk off the project (it is in the contract). They react like scorned, spoiled children facing consequences for the first time. Long story short, this country has a subset of idiots who have never built anything, can't understand what a process is, and in their childishness, think that what a thing is like today represents a permanent state of things. Universal voting rights are a mistake. We need fewer people able to vote, not more.

@NachoMartnezLp1 @RefinedPopulist @LouisaDeer @WinsAndTies Unironically yeah downstate illinois eats different foods. Fuck man the horseshoe is a Midwestern food kinda focused in central illinois only

@RefinedPopulist @LouisaDeer @WinsAndTies So the guy from Chicago and the guy from downstate Illinois don't look and dress the same, don't build the same architecture, don't eat the same food and don't drink the same beer?

There are bigger cultural differences between Chicago and downstate Illinois than there is between any pair of European countries with similar distances.

@planefag @Grummz Sub 2 has no content. Most of the map is red walls saying early access. You can drive through them to the empty void

@Grummz wait can you no longer punch the fish to death with the mech suit if you really want

All of Subnautica 2 right now.😂

@Risen_SzN This looks like it smells fucking foul beyond belief

I'm getting the fuck out

@VINNIED0G Man i love christ.

@chibidoki @FactExplorerHub Same twin. Hobbit feet and two heart ablations😔

@FactExplorerHub BRO THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP LIE I GOT HAIRY TOES AND A BAD HEART

Did you know!?

Asuka

"Listen here guys we have to tax the birds to bring more pigs in, We really have to whole hog it. Eat the rich, the birds, and we support HAMass"

Always forget how important it is to do this at least once every six months