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Ollie Heppenstall

@ORWH98

Sovietologist, author aspirant, husband to Emma & purveyor of flat-pack!

Milton Keynes, England Katılım Ekim 2016
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Fun day yesterday - discovered there's a military vehicle restoration business not far from where I'm relocating, and they're in desperate need of a social media guy... Not pictured - a rusted-up Comet and Cavalier, and a whole BUNCH more.
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London & Southeast 🔆@TheSnowDreamer·
I’m not sure if we’ve become desensitised or what but there are high res models showing 35-36C on Tuesday. “It’s just summer” apparently in final spring month. The much touted 1976 summer never got hotter than 35.9C in early July. We are in May….
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VIRGOAT 🦋💕@jvcx213·
Why can’t British people leave this Oliver Twist mentality in the past. Like literally every few days someone comes online to tell us how they were surviving on bread and sugar water and we should all accept that standard of living today. SHUT UP
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I was young in the 80s/90s in the UK. I don’t remember my parents ever going out to eat, except when we were on holiday (in the UK). I don’t think they ever took me to a fast food restaurant, or ordered takeaway food. People today have no clue how working people lived. /1

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Of course I find this as I start the season of Vikings where they arrive in the Med!
Cards of History@GodPlaysCards

What if I told you that there were Vikings who settled in France, and within 2 generations(!) conquered southern Italy and built one of the most sophisticated kingdoms in medieval Europe. A breakdown: 🔹The Normans were descendants of Norse settlers granted land in northern France in 911. By the mid-11th century, landless younger sons were hunting opportunity wherever they could find it , and they found it in southern Italy. 🔹They arrived as mercenaries, fighting for Lombard lords and Byzantine governors. Then they decided they preferred to rule for themselves. 🔹The Hauteville family led the conquest. Robert Guiscard and his brother Roger I seized Apulia, Calabria, and Sicily from Muslim control through a grinding thirty-year campaign that ended in 1091. 🔹In 1130, Roger II united the southern Italian territories under a single crown, becoming the first King of Sicily, one of the wealthiest rulers in Europe, presiding over a kingdom larger than England. 🔹Palermo, the capital, held around 300,000 people , rivaling Cairo and Constantinople. It was one of the great cities of the medieval world. 🔹The kingdom was formally trilingual: Arabic, Greek, and Latin were all official court languages. Norman French made a fourth. No other medieval European state operated this way. 🔹Muslim officials served in the royal administration. Arab geographers, doctors, and astronomers worked at court. The Norman kings wore robes inscribed with Arabic calligraphy and styled themselves in the manner of Eastern potentates. 🔹Roger II commissioned the Tabula Rogeriana (1154) from the Arab geographer Al-Idrisi, the most accurate world map of the medieval era, drawn with south at the top in the Islamic tradition. 🔹Norman churches fused Latin Romanesque architecture with Byzantine mosaics and Arab muqarnas ceilings. The Palatine Chapel in Palermo is the supreme expression of this synthesis, a building that belongs to no single civilisation. 🔹The Assizes of Ariano (1140) were a sweeping royal law code asserting the king's supremacy over church and nobility alike, a centralising act that prefigured absolutism by three centuries. 🔹The Norman fleet dominated the central Mediterranean at its height, raiding North Africa and briefly holding territories on the Tunisian coast. Sicily was a naval power as much as a land one. 🔹The dynasty ended without a male heir. Roger II's aunt Constance married Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI, passing the kingdom to the Hohenstaufen line, and producing Frederick II, arguably the most remarkable ruler of the entire Middle Ages. 🔹Frederick II, who spoke six languages, wrote poetry, conducted scientific experiments, and negotiated with the Sultan of Egypt while on Crusade, was essentially the product of Norman Sicily's cultural inheritance made flesh. 🔹The Sicilian Vespers of 1282, a spontaneous popular uprising that killed thousands of French Angevin soldiers in a single night, ended the last attempt at unified control of the island. The kingdom fractured and never recovered its former coherence. 🔹The Norman Kingdom of Sicily lasted barely 150 years as an independent entity. It remains the only medieval European state that formally tried to integrate Islamic, Byzantine, and Latin Christian traditions as equal pillars of governance. What strikes me most is how completely they've been forgotten. The Norman Kingdom of Sicily was richer than England, more sophisticated than France, and more tolerant than anywhere in Christendom. It lasted 150 years and shaped Frederick II, who shaped the rest of the Middle Ages. And almost nobody knows it existed.

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@AshtonGgmu The only cool room in our place is the living room, which is where we've been camped out all day - fan, drawn blinds, door open with the curtain across it. Still the wrong side of 30. Thank *Christ* that work are very liberal with their air con!
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🅰️@AshtonGgmu·
I am dripping from every single crevice on my body.
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@YedIin Happy to take Bergvall on loan for you if we're *really* struggling to sign midfielders!
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Jake.@YedIin·
Think this is where I’m at with the Spurs squad although I really don’t know what we do with the plethora of midfielders we have
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@Tyras_Mikhail I think there are other generals more deserving of that accolade regarding the post-purge Red Army - Rokossovsky & Konev in particular. As for Patton, the only other senior officer worse than him was Mark Clark, CO of the Allies in Italy - a frighteningly incompetent bloke.
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@ORWH98 Zhukov is overrated, but he really was S tier for reforming the absolute shitshow that was the post-Purge Red Army. Patton was just "fuck it, we ball" and took dumb risks, like when he launched massive offensives in Sicily without consulting other Allied commanders.
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>Win against Luigi Cadorna, literally the worst general of WWI >Defeat France and England in the Battle of France because they are fighting the last war >Lose in Bir Hakeim against a garrison of Free French you outnumber literally over 10 to 1 in a Medieval desert fort, who were literally dying of thirst >Lose Africa once the Allies figure out your one simple trick of pretending to retreat and baiting them into ambushes There are two reasons why Rommel is basically deified as "the good Nazi commander": 1) The Allies needed an excuse of why they were so dogshit early war. And "Well, we weren't bad, we were just fighting the reincarnation of Alexander The Great" was convenient. 2) Post-War, West Germany was a vital NATO ally, being the first likely target of a potential Warsaw Pact invasion of Western Europe. And they needed the German people to not be completely demoralized following their defeat and denazification. And so, amongst other myths like "clean and honorable Wehrmacht" and "it took 10 Soviets to kill a single German", Rommel the gentleman genius general was allowed to permeate German culture as a "safe" aspect of WWII they could be proud of.
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Memory Medieval@MemoryMedieval

Post an overrated commander

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@HLTCO Don't listen to him Dan, he's a walking talking open grave. Was an absolutely cancerous presence amongst the United fanbase on here.
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Alternative MUFC.@AlternativeMUFC·
Need a good documentary. Not a united one. Just a decent murder/true crime/celebrity doc to keep the Mrs happy. Go:
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☈ッ@TheFergusonWay·
🚨 | OFFICIAL: WEST HAM ARE RELEGATED.
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Henri@happyhappyhenri·
@ORWH98 Quite often I look around and question how brits could conquer a fourth of the world then I see a video of Big John and I’m like yep fair enough I see it…
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Alternative MUFC.@AlternativeMUFC·
Assist for Bruno. Never in doubt.
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Brunooooooooo
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