✞OVY

Genuine relationships don't revolve around sex

I'm so toxic that I get HORNY during arguments 😭😂

What’s the first thing you do after getting high? 🍃

Me thinking about smoking weed while smoking weed😃

that part

We all agree all girls are the same right

Shoutout to all the productive Stoners who get high ASF 💨everyday but still take care of their priorities and get shit done👌🧐

Best friends are just strangers who never left.

I got so high I started respecting ants for their work ethic

When someone says ‘I’m sorry’ buts it’s too late, you realize some wounds don’t heal, they just become part of who you are now. Grief changes you forever. Manchester by the Sea nailed that feeling. Sometimes the hardest thing isn’t forgiving someone else… it’s forgiving yourself.

Remember when you were a kid and said you would never smoke weed. Look how that turned out.

Is this good?

My girlfriend told me to ruin her life, so I introduced her to a 1,000-piece puzzle and hid the final edge piece.

NASA: The universe is infinite. For what we know, there could be a planet covered with weed. Snoop:

Exactly. He didn’t lean on the “I’m a good man” excuse or try to separate himself from it, because in reality it stays all men until proven otherwise.

When he updates you because he knows you'll overthink.

In my opinion there is no difference between a girl giving you a hand job and you masturbating

Cheating is cheating🫩 crazy Bitch

The struggle is real 🥹

I really thought i deserved a degree in mechanical engineering after plugging these in

Why can’t AI just use Dasani? Nobody’s exactly fighting over dasani😭