Peter Onyango

@MrBeast Hey

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@ivymuthe Then someone lies to you that God isn't there!

Tito in full school uniform Over the past three weeks, I have been deeply touched by how Kenyans have set aside their political differences to rally behind a powerful new slogan: “Kenyans for Kenyans” . It is truly bringing real change.Just recently, Kenyans stood up for a very young PP1 child named Mbae… and now they have turned their attention to 14-year-old Jackson Tito.This young boy had been abandoned with the responsibility of caring for his four younger siblings alongside their mother. He was forced to drop out of school because he had become the de facto parent to his little brothers and sisters.According to Tito, his mother keeps having children with different men and leaves him to raise them. Good news: Tito has now been enrolled in Oshwal Boarding School in Nairobi so he can continue his education. His mother has been helped to start a business to support the children, and someone will be monitoring her to ensure the funds are used properly for the family’s needs.A beautiful story of unity and compassion.

"Hao wa cardiac arrest tutaachia polisi wadeal nao"

@SamuelAtandi You're a fool

No imposter will be allowed into Kisumu. Kisumu city must remain a peaceful city.

@ivymuthe Which bar is that please. I want to avoid it as much as possible

Guys, please be careful out there — the streets can be really dangerous right now A disturbing new tactic is being reported: A woman approaches you at a bar, buys you drinks, and even pays the bill. She then offers to drop you off at her place. Once you arrive at her gate, she invites you inside "just for some water." But the moment you step in, one or two of her accomplices emerge from another room and lock the door behind you.The group then sexually assaults you. Afterwards, they hand you 50k for transport — as if money could ever erase the trauma or restore your dignity.

Lakini @Safaricom_Care ,nyinyi ni watu bladifakin. You couldn't have at least tried this your One App thing even amongst your few staff members before releasing it to the public. I was so embarrassed today .

@Safaricom_Care This thing behaves like this almost every time you tap the app ! Very disappointed 😞

@ngetichpascal Hi ngetichpascal, apologies for the experience. Kindly ensure you use mobile data to activate the app, there after you can use WiFi. ^MS

This is bullsh*t @Safaricom_Care

@Safaricom_Care @KenyaDeep It's true, that app is damn slow

@KenyaDeep Hello. Sorry about that. We are working towards giving you a seamless experience. ^AK

Dear @Safaricom_Care, your new My one app that replaced the mpesa app keeps crashing

@polo_kimanii @eddiebutita Wantam siku zote

Eddie Butita,It greatly pains me to have to explain such simple verity to you. And I am sad that I might have in the past over estimated your capacity to reason because what the fuck is this comparison? My company though small, has technicians on salary,5 of them,I have created employment. At least I have tried. But you,what you’re talking about my friend,is Tokenism. You have come back here to praise the same illness that has eaten the brothers you left in the ghetto in kariobangi,and for what? Hii sini kama kusema sakaja created employment for the goons he hired to throw us stones in CBD. What are these goons doing now? Si wamegeuka wezi,si ndio hawa wanaibia wamama simu hapa ngong road in broad daylight because of hunger What has led you to think we can cure diarrhea by stitching the anus my brother Boot eater! ? Why cant this government you have decided to die for,give us a country we deserve. Yet we both know its not impossible. Ni nini mbaya? Nataka ukikaa chini tena na huyo president wenu ,mwambie nimesema yeye ni ghasia. Mwambie ni kimani wa CCTVs. And if he wants 100 reasons why I would say so,My pen is aching to put them down on paper. WANTAM!

Selective intelligence. Ni same tu na vile unawekanga cctv na siku moja na unaenda kwa client next, ama come kesho uinstall cctv kwangu for 30 days.

@Davji Congratulations, you're lucky to have her

Easter is a time for renewal and gratitude. Spent this beautiful weekend with my grandmother, the pillar of our family. Her strength and wisdom only grow more precious with time. Blessed to have these moments. Happy Easter to you and yours!

@LarryMadowo Climate change

1. Soil erosion 2. Rural-urban migration 3….

Even this goat has a bae. Why are you single this Valentine’s Day?

@lynn_ngugi1 Very True Lynn, I find absolutely nothing relatable in this boy

I get that some people might not connect with IShowSpeed and that’s okay. Sometimes it’s simply admitting you can’t relate to a 20-year-old. Different generations, different tastes😊 That said, his connection with young people is very real and honestly admirable. Many find him approachable, unfiltered, and relatable in a way traditional celebrities aren’t. And his tour in Africa? That’s a positive thing. Millions of young people around the world are seeing African cities, culture, and everyday life in real time without the usual stereotypes 🚶🏾‍♀️

@DavidMukim93339 No pivot, no deal

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@FMutonyi @lynn_ngugi1 How can Owuor from Imbo Usenge be a true prophet?

@lynn_ngugi1 What if in the age to come- in the afterlife- you discover that prophet Owour was indeed a true prophet of God, his message devine and you lived your whole life attacking him!

The followers of this Mighty CONphet are aggressively abusive. At this point, I’m genuinely curious, is this behavior taught during the “church “ service?😳

@pksalasya Wewe vuta bangi pole pole, achana na Duale afanye kazi

Aden Duale you are the most useless cs of health to have ever existed in kenyan gvt who under his watch many hospitals have collapsed.Prophet have been here for over 20 years and you only have one year and few months in office. You can't arrest prophet you can't take him anywhere kojoa ulale nkt .Focus on the fallen healthcare system under your watch wachana na vitu zenye huelewi ,is their any complainant who came that he was healed and he or she is complaining about it. Hii vitisho baridi peleka uko

@nikokadiKE Waah😃😃

USA wakidiscover ile mafuta yote gaitho ako nayo, we are finished 😭😭

@TheNairobiTimez A good decision

13-Year-Old boy in West Pokot drops out of school to become a business owner 👇

@HonAdenDuale Good 👍

The Ministry of Health recognizes and respects the important place of faith and spiritual nourishment in the lives of our people. However, matters of health and life must remain firmly grounded in science, ethics and evidence-based medicine. Any claims of miraculous healing, especially by licensed medical practitioners, must be supported by verifiable, scientifically proven medical evidence. Unsubstantiated claims constitute medical misinformation and pose a direct threat to human life and public safety. Accordingly, the Ministry has directed the Kenya Medical Practitioners and Dentists Council (KMPDC) to immediately investigate the medical professionals who publicly testified to such claims during a recent crusade. These practitioners must provide full clinical documentation and scientific proof. Failure to do so will attract serious disciplinary action, including possible suspension or revocation of licenses for professional misconduct and violation of medical ethics. The Ministry will not tolerate the misuse of medical authority to mislead the public, endanger patients or undermine trust in the healthcare system.

@itslydiaowuor There is a place in Kisumu where the spitits of these great luo musicians are still alive through other people. If you go there its puts goosebumps. Huwa nahurumia watu wa ajawa sana

Then later came Ken Watenya with Adhiambo Sianda😂😂😂😂😂😂 What were these men on? Somebody?

@itslydiaowuor Us millennials got great music

Aluoch Jamaranda really woke up, went to the studio and permanently put it on record that “Sianda madongo ema moraga.” No metaphors. No poetry. No euphemisms. Just what he prefers 😂😂😂😂😂