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@em07_adoz Congratulations

Somebody pinch meeee😩😩 I just got an project management internship role from Linkedin🥺🥺

@TEEPHTREND Before I entered the university, I judged people who had carryovers. As far as I knew, they weren’t serious students. My first year made me understand that people could hold tutorials for others and still fail. Bookworms could have carryovers. A lot could happen.

During my university days, there was a course so hard that just hearing the course code made people nervous. Nobody understood it. One day, a guy stepped forward and said he would help. He wasn’t loud or proud, but when he spoke, it sounded like he knew the course. He organized tutorials, broke things down simply, and answered questions without checking notes. Slowly, people started trusting him. Attendance grew. Even students from other departments joined. We began to feel safe. Exam period came. People revised calmly because “the tutorial guy has covered everything.” On exam day, many of us recognized questions he had explained almost word for word. Confidence was high. When results were released, something unbelievable happened. Almost everyone who attended the tutorials passed. Some even had their best grades in that course. Then we noticed his name was missing. At first, we thought it was a mistake. Later, we found out he didn’t just fail, he had a carryover. The same course he taught. The same questions he explained. The same confidence he gave everyone else. Nobody could understand it. Till today, it still sounds like a lie when told. That experience taught me a quiet lesson: sometimes, the person guiding others is still fighting their own battle. And life doesn’t always reward confidence, it rewards understanding.

@TEEPHTREND @subpharmacist This thing happened a lot in my school, esp during E-exams. In 100 level, some people left engineering despite having a GP of over 4.0 and that was because the system had issues and they didn’t know. People failed for funny reasons. some actually taught others .

@subpharmacist No, he was't failed intentionally. Y'all are forgetting that he might have made a silly mistake from his end.

@PiLordd @tall_chilizzy @Bigzaynabu Ahhh😂😂

@tall_chilizzy @Bigzaynabu Jokes apart i have someone who’s willing to pay you 10 million per month for being beautiful But the problem is, he doesn’t have a d!ck and can’t give birth and every other man you try to sleep with d!es instantly on top of you You in?

Before we start dating, these are the requirements: •You must have ₦100 million in your bank account. •You must earn ₦10 million monthly (minimum). •You must pay me ₦7 million every month for being a beautiful, supportive girlfriend. •You must take full responsibility for my parents’ needs. •You must build a house for me in my name. •You must fly me out every month to any country of my choice. •You must be dark, tall, handsome, and fine (this one is non-negotiable). •You must employ cleaners and a personal chef in my home to take care of me.

@Aleezay593 Peep, pap, pimp, pop, prop

Noo cheating Try it without Google...

@ChuksEricE My Muslim friends ate more than me on Christmas Day. They legit drove around town with spoons and warmers😂

“Any Muslim who cooks, goes out, or does anything for the sake of Christmas celebration is going to h£llf!re,” 👀👀 —Muslim cleric says.

@instablog9ja Oya na, later

Apart from "bye", how do you end phone calls? 📞😭Because some people just "okay..." and hang up 💀 Drop your own style👇

@drpenking You can never please people. Teni was fat, problem. She lost weight, issues. She chooses to do what makes her happy, wahala. Oluwa sanu wa.

I hope Teni is okay. She looks like she is suffering

@mariolexxx He didn’t even deserve the first one 🥱

Sentiment aside Do you think Tinubu deserves second term??

@john322226 The same Nigerians or another one? What would actually happen?

House of reps don ask for review of the tax law. They know the silence of Nigerians this year, will be dangerous next year.

@Only1Etubo @big_funkssss Walk till you reach yaba, then turn left

Amala and scrambled eggs >> Walk with me.

@skiistiredasf On behalf of the women, you are on your own 😂

we women go through a lot just to look good for men💔😪

@__oses @ChuksEricE He definitely is a terrorist!

@ChuksEricE If nobody will say it I will say it! This man is a fucking terrorist! Not a terrorist sympathizer but an actual terrorist! How the fuck can he say this despite the gruesome kills by his he is defending?? 🤢

“Herdsmen are going nowhere. They are part of us, and we are part of them. We must learn to live together and should never become enemies with them.” — Sheikh Gumi

@ChuksEricE I should not allow herdsmen be my enemies but they set out to kill and maim me for absolutely no reason?

@ishaqsamaila5 The fact that I read this to the end and it made sense all through 👏

Did you notice that they struck Sokoto? Not Borno. Not Plateau. Not the obvious front line. That should teach you something about American intelligence and intelligence gathering. They know where the problem is from You do not fight only where the noise is loud. You hit where coordination, funding, and command are happening. The Nigerian Army can handle the front line. Soldiers can confront fighters head-on. But to end the problem, you dismantle the powerhouse. You break the coordination, the planners, the enablers. That is how real wars are won. This was not an attack. It was a warning. A message that says, in clear terms: We know where you are. We are watching you. Leave now, or face the consequences. That is how serious operations begin. Quiet. Precise. Psychological. And this is only one of many signals. If the attacks in Nigeria don't stop America will not back down, especially with this Israel intelligence I said it before in one of my posts. The next phase would not be loud. In the next 90 days, the noise would drop. What you are seeing now is the beginning of that phase. Why am I worried? Because Trump has now put Nigeria on the global map for the worst possible reason ever. A US missile strike on Nigerian soil. Then a public announcement that America struck ISIS terrorists in Nigeria 👈 That single statement has done serious diplomatic damage to Nigeria. Nigeria’s image has been dragged into a category it has never openly occupied before. And this could have been avoided months ago. If the leadership had acted with precision. If they had controlled the narrative. If they had managed the media. If they had crushed the insurgents quietly and decisively. But they failed. Completely. From the security adviser. To the army command. To the media handlers. To the presidential circle. Up to the president himself. They failed first to control the story. They failed to counter propaganda. They failed, most importantly, to end the insurgency. Now it has spilled beyond our control. Inside Nigeria, life feels normal. People are dancing, posting, moving on. But outside Nigeria, the picture is different. To the international community, Nigeria is now being associated with terrorism. Terrorism they have neglected since 2009 Travel restrictions are only the first signal. Clearing this image will not be easy. It will require the government to go all in. Diplomatically. Militarily. Politically. Media-wise. They must prove, that Nigeria is safe again. And that process is neither fast nor simple. That is why this strike worries me. Still, one thing remains true. If our leaders failed and someone else is now forcing accountability, then that part, at least, is a welcome development.

@drpenking @Solo_MDofficial Bitter feminists? Just because people are trying to explain how they feel or what they know? Use your head

I see that many people, predominantly bitter feminists who hate the idea of childbirth are calling for Doctor Solomon’s license to be revoked because he said something that bruised their ego and occult iv beliefs. Well, Fibroids (uterine leiomyomas) are generally more prevalent in women who have delayed childbirth or have not given birth (nulliparous women). Here’s why: 1.Hormonal influence: Fibroids are estrogen- and progesterone-sensitive tumors. Women who haven’t been pregnant may have longer cumulative exposure to these hormones, which can stimulate fibroid growth. 2.Protective effect of pregnancy: Pregnancy appears to have a protective effect against fibroids. During pregnancy: •Hormonal shifts may slow fibroid growth. •The uterus remodels, and this may reduce the number or size of fibroids. 3.Epidemiological findings: •Studies have shown that women who have never been pregnant or who have their first pregnancy at an older age are more likely to develop fibroids. •Early first childbirth and multiple pregnancies are associated with a lower risk. What he said is the FACT. Unfortunately his license will not be revoked due to your emotions because FACTS do not RESPECT emotions.

Girls today; ‘I want to first be an independent financially stable woman before I get any kids.’ Meanwhile fibroids looking at you like..

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This question, and others around youth political participation in Nigeria, brought us together on the 27th of June, 2025. #democracy #youthsinaction #Leadership #LeadTheChange

According to the National Bureau of Statistics, over 60% of Nigeria’s population is under the age of 30. That’s a powerful number but when it comes to elections, do young people have the structure, representation, and opportunities to match their strength in numbers?