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Putting this up because more people need to recognize that the UEG is an analogy for the US and its tyrannical elements Halo is a starship troopers like satire, too

The Hotlzman Shield in Dune is one of the perfect examples of adding a tiny thing to a setting to get a vibe you want out of it. In Dune's case: - Holtzman Shields stop fast moving objects. - Lasguns (particle beam guns in Dune) can cause a nuclear explosion if they hit a shield, so they're not commonly used. - Melee is the dominant form of combat, trying to strike slow to penetrate the shields. - Projectile weapons exist but they're designed around boring through or disrupting shields, but a skilled combatant can deflect the slow moving projectiles. - Heavy artillery can still kill shielded humans through sheer transfer of force or heat, which the shield can't block. - Anti-vehicle weapons are built around these principles because the vehicle might be shielded. Dune codified the idea of high tech sci-fi where you still have melee and the idea of "oh here's this piece of technobabble that let's me have what I want in my sci-fi setting." Gundam's Minovsky Particle and Mass Effect's Element Zero owe the Holtzman Shield their existence.

okay finding out it wasn’t even Chappell’s personal security and she never even saw the child or mom is cracking me up

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

a heist? brother, i’m sending 30 brigands to storm the place and take anything not nailed down. this is a raid

City People who live in the City are happy. Suburb People who live in the Suburbs are happy. City People who live in the Suburbs are miserable. Suburb People who live in the City are angry delusional narcissists who are ruining everything for everybody.

love resident evil but we gotta put a ban on new characters with blonde hair and blue eyes from here on out

chappell roan is the first drag performer to be hated on for spending too little time with children

Not liking Modern Warfare 2019 because of the negative changes it made to the series (matchmaking, limited time modes, battle pass, Warzone) is understandable, but anybody who thinks it’s worse than Black Ops 4/6/7 has holes in their head that can’t be fixed

i actually do think you’re incredibly stupid for falling for an obvious misogynistic smear campaign

@jewishgengar @extweetenator @north0fnorth Memphis being the most violent city in the country:

@extweetenator @north0fnorth Chicago has more murders than war torn countries retard

if you sincerely believe chicago and detroit are the worst shitholes in america you’ve been watching too much conservative news and no i’m not joking whatsoever

the difference between the two roosevelts is that franklin is an oc made by a 16 year old and teddy is an oc made by a 7 year old

@TrueAnonPod My abuela once told me that her father met Fidel Castro, and Castro asked what was on his shirt, and when her father looked down at his shirt, Castro flicked him in the nose

was talking to a miami cuban complain about how bad cuba was and his example was “they told us as kids to close our eyes and ask god for candy, and then wed recieve nothing. and then we asked fidel for candy and then theyd give it to us” n i had to stop myself from laughing

The Imperium is feudal in nature. Any galaxy wide human empire basically has to be in 40k because there is no easy and reliable FTL comms nor is warp travel guaranteed Pay your tithe and worship the Emperor (in your own way) and the Imperium won't care how you pick your Governor

idk non-Blacks don’t seem to realize that AAVE words and grammar have actual meanings and when yall use them wrong it’s actually confusing. like ur using our words and we don’t know wtf ur trying to say

Rape Culture did all the work, no CIA intervention necessary. Sexual assault was repeatedly trivialized, victims were ignored, and Epstein's ethnicity was used to fuel hatred for Jews. Nobody was helped.

Because it wasnt the Soviets who named it that, it's the orientalist west that might as well call it the Borscht bomb. The Soviets actually called it Kuz'kina mat (Kuzka's mother) which was inspired by something Nikita Cornchev said to Nixon

Resident evil is the only franchise that has ever acknowledged the best number of all, Veronica

One of the most popular series 1 SCP is a cute blob of jelly that likes candy and tickling people