Oblique Perception

@ReesePolitics Not contentious… full retard.

Here's the most contentious part of Ryan Cohen's CNBC Squawk Box interview about the GameStop-EBAY acquisition. This is a HEATED back and forth, uncommon for financial news. $GME Sorkin, at one point is in disbelief at RC's repetitive answering to his question.

@heynavtoor The crazier part? Docusign has 7000 employees!

DocuSign Personal: $10 to $15 per month. DocuSign Standard: $25 to $45 per user per month. DocuSign Business Pro: $40 to $65 per user per month. A 10-person team on Business Pro pays $4,800 to $7,800 a year. To put signatures on PDFs. A team of 50 pays $24,000 to $39,000 a year. And there is a 100-envelopes-per-year cap on most plans. Send more contracts and you pay extra. Need SMS delivery? $0.40 per send. Need ID verification? $2.50 per attempt. Need premium support? $5,000 to $50,000 per year add-on. You are rationing digital signatures in 2026. DocuSign is a $10 billion company built entirely on this pricing model. Now meet DocuSeal. A free and open source alternative to DocuSign. Created in 2023 by a Ruby developer named Alex who was simply trying to sign one document and realised every solution online was overpriced or required a subscription. Three weeks later he had a working alternative. He pushed it to GitHub under the AGPL-3.0 license. Today it has 11,800+ stars and over 1,000 forks. Bootstrapped. No VCs. No paywalls. Here is what DocuSeal does: - Upload any PDF and turn it into a fillable, signable form - Drag and drop signature fields, dates, checkboxes, file uploads, and 13 field types - Send to multiple signers with custom signing order - Automated email reminders - Mobile signing on any device - PDF signature verification built in - Audit trail for every document - Bulk send and templates - Full API access - Self-host with one Docker command Here is what DocuSeal costs: Zero. Forever. Unlimited documents. Unlimited signers. Unlimited storage. DocuSign limits envelopes. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign charges per SMS. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign charges for ID checks. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign sees your contracts on their servers. DocuSeal doesn't. Here is the wildest part: The median DocuSign contract per Vendr is $17,250 per year. One Reddit thread has people saying "they want me to pay $4.80 per e-signature." Self-host DocuSeal on a $5 cloud server and a 50-person team can sign as many contracts as they want without paying a single dollar. Your contracts never leave your server. Your client lists. Your NDAs. Your employment agreements. None of it touches a third-party company. For individuals who only sign a few contracts a year, you save $180. For small teams of 10, you save up to $7,800 a year. For a 50-person company, you save up to $39,000 a year. Your documents. Your signatures. Your server. 100% Open Source. (Link in the comments)

You can’t make this up… instagram.com/reel/DXpsimjEf…

If you want the literal definition of enshittification, you need look no further than Plaza Premium Lounge Terminal 5 Heathrow. Should have sprung for the PJ after all.

He looks like a walking birth defect.

@chamath Never go full retard. Oh, wait…

Wow. Awesome. Thanks. Please also raise my taxes and destroy my children’s education more than you already have so my family and I can stay impoverished, uneducated and in your indentured servitude while we carry your branding on us.

@EricLDaugh How is this real? “I think we're going to be releasing as much as we can in the near future for some reason.”

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump confirms he's RELEASING UFO files and that it's about to get "interesting" "They saw things that you wouldn't believe, so you're going to be reading about it!" "I think we're going to be releasing as much as we can in the near future for some reason. And I guess it's just a reason it's been in the minds of people for a long time." "And that is such they want to find out about the UFOs and anything having to do with UFO or related material." "And we're going to be releasing a lot of things from that we have. I think some of it's going to be very interesting to people." "I've interviewed people, my first term primarily, but I interviewed some pilots, very solid people." @RapidResponse47

@w_terrence I’m still stuck on you calling yourself a comedian.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@DanielSLoeb1 Maybe you’ve of the people’s representative? You know, congress? Or is your head for far up Israel’s ass you can’t even see the obvious dereliction of duty of our commander in thief?

How does a President “consult with the American people” about going to war? Run a survey on X? Consult pollsters? The “consultation” occurred when the American people voted for this President in an overwhelming majority including his role as Commander in Chief. Senator Warren is the quintessential bitter Karen.

@FoxNews He does know how global oil prices work, right? Oh wait, of course he doesn’t.

BREAKING: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth calls out America's allies: "The time for free riding is over." "America and the free world deserve allies who are capable, who are loyal, and who understand that being an ally is not a one way street." "We barely use the Strait of Hormuz as a country. Our energy doesn't flow through there, and we have plenty of energy." "We are not counting on Europe, but they need the Strait of Hormuz much more than we do, and might want to start doing less talking and having less fancy conferences in Europe and getting a boat."

Is everything a TACO trade these days?

@atrupar Omfg

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@Jim_Jordan @grok now do right wing groups including all the fake churches :)

SPLC = fraud ActBlue = fraud California Medicare = fraud Minnesota daycares = fraud FireAid = fraud What's next?

Played like a fiddle.

@niccruzpatane @RtaxiTracker Um… but there’s a dude in the Tesla car, right?

Tesla vs Waymo Service Area Size Comparisons: Houston: • Tesla: 25 sq mi • Waymo: 23 sq mi Dallas: • Tesla: 31 sq mi • Waymo: 48 sq mi Austin: • Tesla: 244 sq mi • 139 sq mi Bay Area: • 890 sq mi • 265 sq mi Data provided by @RtaxiTracker

@jbinnall Of course, he looks hungover in that picture. Maybe do better?

Defamatory speech is not free speech, and it is an honor to represent Kash Patel in this lawsuit seeking accountability for The Atlantic article's malicious falsehoods. reuters.com/world/fbi-dire…

Literally I wish our PR and policy teams were half as competent as the Iranians who just dunk on us daily.

Love magatards: immigration is bad until they get to 6th grade math and 12th macroecon and realize that labor is sort of important to business. Of course they aren’t failing because of humanity / only because it hurts their pocketbooks.

This dipshit is getting played like a hooker’s clit on 2 for 1 Tuesday. Art of the deal my ass. Fucking retards R us.

How does @Pinterest need 5200 employees? That is #fullretard