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Observationist Dave

@Obs_Dave

Trying to trade a 40 hour/wk job for 90 hour/wk homestead. There will be typos, get over it Surprise me with a DM and get 🚫 [email protected]

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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
Had an influx of new followers, so here goes ✅️ Chicken content ✅️ Garden content ✅️ Honeybee content ✅️ Political cyber-bullying content ✅️ Gm's 🚫 Partisan political fawning 🚫 Inordinate # of selfies 🚫 Love of any politicians 🚫 Gratuitous boob shots 🚫 Me in ur DM
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Harlan
Harlan@HARLANCOUNTYY·
@Obs_Dave 💯 That is absolutely the truth. And our DEI training would make an Apple hr exec puke. We also have a social credit score on how quickly we get online training done. Guess how we are informed of training due?
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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
Holy Fucking Counterintuitive, Batman! Got a yearly review last week & dinged bc I dont use dept SharePoint page enuff. Tried to share today & it's impossible Never a minute of training. Went to the supervisor who eval'ed me & after 25 minutes she confessed she's clueless how
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Nucking Futs
Nucking Futs@WDE2011·
The last thing that Charlie Kirk told me before he died was "Get away from me, weirdo!"
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Harlan
Harlan@HARLANCOUNTYY·
@Obs_Dave That’s funny because I can’t email HR. If we want to report our management to HR by email we have to ask them to write and send email.
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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
⛔️BREAKING⛔️ An update to this story is that these two brothers were sentenced to 18 and 20 years respectively... So, someone was looking out for me
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave

I interviewed with these 2 guys in 2015. Two interviews that went great, then they ghosted me. Wouldn't answer me about next steps or return calls. I was angry at the time bc the job would've advanced my career It worked out Source: The MoCo Show - share.google/bRn71SUZ7rd54x…

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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
@HARLANCOUNTYY It took me 2 hours to figure it out on my own, supervisor no help I could've been done in 45 seconds with an email
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Harlan
Harlan@HARLANCOUNTYY·
@Obs_Dave My company took everyone’s email away that doesn’t use it often. It’s nuts. I get emailed drawings, engineers instructions and welder qualifications. No way to get reinstated. 🤷 I’m just rolling with it.
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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
@NunYour524367 My grandmother had some she dug up in the 70s and threw them on the edge of the property. They did their thing for almost 40 years, struggling along. I dug them up about 10 years ago & took them to my house. They bloon about 2 weeks later
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Nun Your
Nun Your@NunYour524367·
@Obs_Dave I can always tell where old homesteads were in pastures I mow from flowers like that.
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Observationist Dave
Observationist Dave@Obs_Dave·
Gm Happy Thor's Day to those who celebrate. Still cold but we do have some color around which is nice. Seedlings are all struggling except the peas. Gonna look st long term forecast and may put them out this weekend.
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Nucking Futs
Nucking Futs@WDE2011·
If I do a space Saturday for people to entertain me while I'm driving to the coast, will you join?
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Nucking Futs@WDE2011·
This is who runs this account.
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🌻Shelby500🌻@Shellbone66·
@Obs_Dave 95 cents is bs. Idk why they are not shut down for money mongering. I went email for bills and pay online. Tired of the bs that agency has done.
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ConcernedBystander
ConcernedBystander@GreyPerson998·
@Obs_Dave USPS spent billions on vehicles that have not been delivered. That's one reason why they're in trouble.
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