Nucking Futs

If I do a space Saturday for people to entertain me while I'm driving to the coast, will you join?

@HerJenness @Texasgirlkiwi @GreyPerson998 @Obs_Dave @KritterKS @DanaLeeOU812 @realDonaldTrump Duh. 👍

@WDE2011 @Texasgirlkiwi @GreyPerson998 @Obs_Dave @KritterKS @DanaLeeOU812 @realDonaldTrump Can I just call ya?

If I do a space Saturday for people to entertain me while I'm driving to the coast, will you join?

@thestinkeye @ttunlehs 👆 Correct. Be careful what you wish for.

If you dust off the fourth box, I can all but guarantee you that you will NOT get anything resembling the Constitution and the Bill of Rights on the back side. Better that we figure out how to work together and retake the other three boxes and save our Constitution. x.com/thestinkeye/st…

At this point, we are a lost country. Never once have I said I wouldn't fight to save it, but a vote is not a winning argument. You can't rid DC of bureaucracy, so you can't take the government back. Fill it with all the Massies and Burchettes you want. We are sworn to dismantle it and replace it. Are we not? Run that in the computer and see how many times it fails.

@Texasgirlkiwi @StevenJBurns You can tell a lot from a handshake.

@StevenJBurns @WDE2011 Doesn't take a mind in the gutter to know what he meant.😂

OK I'll play this game... here's who runs this account

@Texasgirlkiwi @StevenJBurns 😇

@WDE2011 @StevenJBurns Oh goodness. Well, I clarified I was with my brother because I knew that comment was coming from you from @StevenJBurns picture!

@Texasgirlkiwi @StevenJBurns

@WDE2011 @StevenJBurns How often you do that??😂

@StevenJBurns @Texasgirlkiwi Fred was special. He was a little Morman dude who looked like an old West clerk minus the eyeshade, wouldn't drink, cuss, or smoke, but he could smell out a prostitute a mile away. His pecker has probably long rotted away now.

@WDE2011 @Texasgirlkiwi I got all the context I needed from Thailand

@StevenJBurns @Texasgirlkiwi A guy named Fred I served with learned that lesson the hard way in Thailand. Oh Lord did we laugh.

@WDE2011 @Texasgirlkiwi

@PatrickSchuess1 @thestinkeye @mercoglianos The Liberian rescue team is enroute.

@thestinkeye @mercoglianos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨Crews at risk in the Gulf🚨 Just heard from a crewmember on one of the 3,200 ships stuck in the Persian Gulf. A ship called the local port authority requested permission to dock as they had run out of water. They were denied permission! Multiple ships are in the same condition, with stores, food and fuel running low. Ports are overwhelmed and security is such that they are refusing permission for ships to dock. Crews cannot get off and reliefs cannot fly in. What is being done to address this matter @POTUS @SecWar @SecDuffy @DOTMARAD @IMOSecGen @IMOHQ.

@Texasgirlkiwi @StevenJBurns And sometimes you just gotta do a grip check.

@StevenJBurns @WDE2011 Some things shouldn't need clarification!!

@HebrewHammer_3 @GBNT1952 @dustoff_1sg I've heard over and over that the Israelis are Nazis. 🤷‍♂️

I’m confused guys… am I a Nazi or a Jew? It just seems impractical to be both…

If they’re anything like us… This means the entire French Navy will soon have to suffer through hours of mind-numbing PowerPoint lectures on operational security and emissions control. Poor bastards. I feel sorry for them.

@OOZukerkandl @StevenJBurns Correct. Some salt is tasty. More than that overwhelms the flavor.

@WDE2011 @StevenJBurns Ah...well the solution to pollution is dilution.

OK I've had enough of you people. Time for Firefly 05 & 06 and Scrubs. Possible Whataburger if certain killjoys in my mentions allow it

@OOZukerkandl @StevenJBurns Oh that's not my issue. Mine is not liking the taste of salty foods.

Sodium is the predominant extracellular ion, It is necessary for life, it is essential in neurological, muscular, cardiac, and endocrine function etc. If one doesn't have an inherent pathological alteration in its metabolism, having an occasional tasty though naughty meal choice, is of little consequence.😆

@StevenJBurns That's between you two lovebirds.

@WDE2011 she-who-shall-remain-nameless will try to talk me out of it

Today, the Islamic Republic hanged multiple Iranian civilians, some of whom were just teenagers. Amnesty International? Silent. The UN? Silent. Human Rights Council? Silent. The Red Cross? Silent.

@HardPass4 @JohnMar05239136

Poast knife.

@JBlunt1018 Just cancelled all my USAA polices and credit card because they fired all their US employees and replaced them with foreign labor.

@LeonardMJoyner @GuntherEagleman Barcelona? Excellent chance.

@GuntherEagleman What do you want to bet a “refugee” was involved?

🚨HEARTBREAKING, the body of missing University of Alabama student James “Jimmy” Gracey has been found in waters off Barcelona, Spain. The 20 yr old junior from IL, vanished early Tuesday am after a night out at the Shoko nightclub during spring break.

@KritterKS @Texasgirlkiwi @GreyPerson998 @Obs_Dave @DanaLeeOU812 @HerJenness @realDonaldTrump No problem. I'll be neckdeep in an audiobook I'm sure.

@WDE2011 @Texasgirlkiwi @GreyPerson998 @Obs_Dave @DanaLeeOU812 @HerJenness @realDonaldTrump In all seriousness, I’m game to jump on a Spaces, but during the workday is usually about the only time I’d be able to. Evenings and weekends aren’t good for me with that