The watcher
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Nothing in America changes until judges are arrested for doing this.
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries
“Minnesota watched a Somali man walk FREE after a jury CONVICTED him of stealing $7.2 million in taxpayer money.” The jury called the evidence overwhelming. The judge overturned the verdict anyway. If a unanimous conviction can be thrown out, justice is DEAD.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 This man signed off on the Vax-scene skits, he has no shame.
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Lmao when Colbert played the Peanuts theme to “fuck over” CBS. He didn’t think people would look into the brand and discover that CBS owns Peanuts.
Capitalisimo@thecapitalisimo
CBS has the rights to The Peanuts. This is the central aesthetic of shitlibs: LARPing defiance while controlling the vast majority of institutions and corporations.
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@libsoftiktok I believe if we had just a moment of omniscience we'd realize that 95% of our national debt is just fraud.
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@Undoomed I want to sue my bank because they consistently identify me as poor.
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@ClownWorld It's going to depend on either store. Hot and Readys are good, but sometimes are super thin on toppings and the grocery has better to offer, sometimes it's vice versa.
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Guy in the grocery store films expensive frozen pizzas in the freezer aisle and asks a genuine question: “Honestly why would someone buy these when you still have to take them home and bake them… instead of just going to Little Caesars?”
Some folks defend the cheap hot pizza, others say Little Caesars sucks. Either way, paying $10+ for something you cook yourself feels like peak convenience fail.
What do you think? Worth it or just grab a hot ready one?
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@MommyGroyper It's corkscrew shapes but the theory is the same.
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My theory is that black women evolved to have big butts in order to prevent rape.
But then black men developed longer dicks so they could continue to rape
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
She Built exactly like a hippo…a 12 inch dick can’t even get through them cheeks
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@ClownWorld This is 100% fine. I would rather someone use my trashcan for trash rather than not picking up their dog shit or throwing it behind a bush.
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Woman walking her dog stops in front of a stranger’s house, throws a bag of dog poop into their trash can, and casually walks away like nothing happened.
Some people really treat other people’s property like their personal garbage dump.
Would you say something if you saw this or just let it slide?
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@TheAmericanSaf Don't forget the liberal judges that protect these animals. You want to make a difference look into how to remove those judges.
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@FightWithMemes In a high trust society I might agree, but in this nightmare we live in where 75 time arrested criminals are thrown back into the public? Nah.
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So too, does the sea Siren's song sound the most tantalising.
محسن /мσнsε:η/@MolMoHsen
يقول أوسكار وايلد إن أجمل النساء هنّ اللواتي لا يُطاق تهذيبهن، لأنهن يمنحن للحياة لونًا لا يُطاق غيابه؛ وكأن وجودهن نفسه احتجاج على الرتابة.
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@Rightanglenews What's the battery life on these things? Seems insane.
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@AnthonyCumia AI wants to flatter the fuck out of you, but I still want to be kind in return. You know, just in case...
GIF
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@BoredElonMusk I had a family member jump through 50 hoops just to get a permit for a hotdog cart, but you know these fuckers just put up shop anywhere and the cops don't do shit.
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@Rothmus All unrestrained AI turns "racist" because it looks at the flat numbers and goes bruh.
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@ShitpostRock2 It's like WoW, every MMO that came out after it was dubbed the "Wow killer" but when it came down to it WoW was where everyone spent the most time and knew the characters longer.
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@TheOnlyDSC Literal barbarians in this year of our lord 2026. You know they only say this because they are protected by the law from being hunted down and shot.
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