Obvious Troll

@MikeNewZ_ @theplatform_nz During?

@ArielleScarcell Bigot!

Asking for a friend

@HazelAppleyard_ Pansexual because it’s the same thing as bisexual except they’re also hipsters

Which flag is the most pointless?

@TheLaurenChen Oh no! Since when is trolling unattractive

Wait, women find video games less of an attractive hobby than GAMBLING or TAXIDERMY??? Do they not know what taxidermy is???

@its_cruzzzz I think you look a bit old to be in the 4th grade

@sylphidian They’re called manlets, not short kings.

@xdadevelopers Vista

Best Windows version of all time. Let's hear it.

@danielwinlander @Noahpinion Two term limit in the constitition

@Noahpinion What's to stop Trump from running in 2028?

This is a credible threat; Trump has no reason *not* to run 3rd party, since he doesn't care about the GOP at all. And even getting 10% of the vote would be enough to sink DeSantis, and it would let Trump have the limelight for a bit longer.

@UberFacts Can’t think of anything

@UberFacts Yet Biden wears the flag on a pin.

@AnnLesbyPhD Die Hard

There is only one Christmas film I fully enjoy. I wonder if my followers can guess what it is…

@Microsoft @Apple

Who are you grateful for? Tag them below, we want to say hi. ❤️

@ryansaavedra Test failed

@jeremymstamper For the lols?

No one with an average (or below) IQ should be forced to learn chemistry, physics, or any math beyond basic algebra. What’s the point of frustrating young people and wasting their time?

@ZubyMusic My adjectives are smart/handsome.

You can have your own name, but not your own pronouns. That's simply not how language works. Just like you can't have your own nouns, verbs, adverbs, or adjectives (handsome/smart/charming/jacked). Narcissism.

@EdKrassen That place is called AMERICA

Imagine living in place this far from reality.

@SenSanders Merry Christmas

Jane and I would like to wish a Happy Hanukkah to all those who are celebrating around the world this week.

@checkmatestate 9/11

What is the most heinous thing the CIA ever did?

@ninaturner Tax the poor Increase the military budget Find the corporations

Tax the rich. Cut the military budget. Fund the people.

@AEWEsq @pattyisright @tedlieu I’m still really excited. I’m going to put all my savings into these cards.

I will be making a #MajorAnnouncement tomorrow. Thank you!