Octopus

Most people in the comment section will just share their referral links. Here’s categories of different crypto cards/neobanks based on what you actually want to do with them: • If you want access to DeFi + yield & more: @AviciMoney & @useTria • Best customer support + access to yield: @plasma & @ether_fi • If you’re in the EU: @gnosispay • Best card options in APAC & Africa: @Redotpay • If you want to send money abroad, get USD accounts, off-ramp, etc: @jup_mobile global & @hyperbeat • Agentic payments: @cypher • If you want a privacy card: @payy_link (KYC) & @offgridcash (non-KYC, still in beta) • If you want to gamble on maybe having your transaction paid for: @itstuyo What did I miss?

@0xrachelita We will see

iOS didn't replace the phone, it gave every developer on earth the same platform to build on. Arc does that for money.

@CreateWithTony Same here lmao

@Octop3s you won't see me in that setting.

as a ghostwriter, i’ve never agreed to anything like this it never ends well. pay-per-impression can’t really work because it’s not something you can control. what you can control is the quality of your content. never kill yourself.

@CreateWithTony Actually this is a client but yeah you’re right most agencies pay per impression Modern day slave trade I don’t promise what I can’t deliver

@Octop3s this is what most agencies are offering if im not wrong. they mostly pay by impressions generated.

@MaxApoz @Plasma Yeah

@Octop3s @Plasma One on S is facts fr fr fr

crypto card tier list:

@heyjxck_ Well said

after spending half a decade in crypto, i’ve discovered it’s 10x easier to be creative when you’re financially comfortable.

@CreateWithTony So crazy man

lol i once had an airdrop that went as high as $8k at one point i think and i was only able to claim around $200 initially cos team vested the whole thing and kept postponing release. they literally stopped some group of people from being able to claim even after the release lmaoo. now i think the whole allo is probably worth less than $100 as token is deep underwater now. i stopped checking it long time ago. crazy space fr.

@geny_hern @AriEiberman I do too lol

@Octop3s @AriEiberman cause he tries all crypto cards 😅

@0xrishabhai Well said

I'm confused why most neobanks optimize their products and incentives around card spending? I understand spending is the biggest revenue driver But shouldn’t the real north star be salary deposits? Getting users to accept their paychecks into an account seems like the truest indicator that it is their primary bank. Once you earn that trust, everything downstream like spending, retention or revenue should naturally follow Many traditional banks still incentivize becoming your “salary account.” But I don’t see this enough from new stablecoin neobanks. What am I missing?

if you’re looking for neobanks just to save your money, here are some of the highest apys in the market right now: • tria — up to 12% apy* • avici — up to 11.8% apy • etherfi — up to 4.5% apy • plasma one — 4.7% apy • hyperbeats — 4.26% apy what did i miss? *you need boosts/tier requirements to unlock the full apy on tria, unlike others that are open to all users.

@blackcapx02 I’m tired Brody

These crypto cards are just 20% of all crypto cards lol There are at least 5 new crypto cards daily, this is getting me tired a little bit

@boredbonzo Check cs

@Octop3s there's so many options nowadays

@geny_hern @AriEiberman Why

@Octop3s @AriEiberman

@Only1temmy It’s called exclusivity ser 🤣

@Octop3s Tria is a joke

@AmirOrmu 👀👀

Where was Smart Money this weekend? Loading up on DeFi! Inflows into $AERO, $AAVE, and $ENA. They also scooped $POD and $NOCK. Most of these are on Base… again. Told you Base is the place to be. This just confirms it.

@cyberwarriorleo 🤣

@Octop3s kast card. lol

@cyberwarriorleo What did you saw there

@Octop3s i don't agree for b tier

@brandon @meow The problem is that most of these posts are just you farming engagement

We are hiring at @Meow. Aggressively. Every part of the business is clicking. We need more people with huge chips on their shoulder. If you're crazy enough to want to work at a company called "Meow" and make it a $100b company against all odds... APPLY.

@YashasEdu Trash list everywhere

@Octop3s 💀🤣🤣🤣

@kolyposts 🤣

@Octop3s kindly helping my comrade octopus

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